rate my poetry, I call it "Ode to Burzum"
burzum, burzum, anti furry!
spewing vile verbal slurry!
insults to keep homos at bay!
And to drive newfags away!
your skin is brown, and you eat curry!
burzum, burzum, anti furry!
you are such a pathetic NEET,
you probably masturbate to children's feet!
grow up, go outside, and get a job,
instead of pulling on your 2-inch knob!
you spend all day in your cum-stained bed
trolling some random furry thread!
instead of being a productive individual,
you decide to flex your photoshop "skills"
making edits, solving CAPTCHAs
spamming shitty copypastas
listening to garbage death metal
I hope you burn your hands on a hot kettle!
you think all posters are underage maggots
but I think you are a giga-faggot!
every thread you whine and whinge
your posts are so very cringe!
so I have learned to hide, and to ignore
because, you are such a vapid bore!
your brand of trolling is too off-the-shelf
you really need some mental help!
on your hard drive, I hope your mom finds CP
so she can turn you in to the authorities!
you think your ideals are much, much bigger
but really, you're just a fucking n*gger!
a pathetic excuse for a human being
a manchild, is all I'm seeing!
living in bongland, how can you cope?
not by molesting children, I hope.
instead you shitpost all day
I think you're really, REALLY gay!
Find a rope, tie it to a tree
get a camera, and film it for all the world to see!
I hope your death is very gory,
I'm sure it will not be boring!
and while your family (if you have any) mourns,
I shall be joyously fapping to furry porn!