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/hmofa/ Meta Thread Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:42:19 No. 274
Direct any and all /hmofa/ meta discussion here, so the primary FurChan thread isn't clogged by off topic posts.

>Links for convenience:
[ Story Masterbin ]: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uTaenno7gn5ZCX5X4NPCcWRqTa_U4d7rtOXZOMuIT0k
[ Wiki ]: https://hmofa.fandom.com/wiki//HMoFA/_Wiki
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://docs.google.com/document/d/109iFskyibVgDFRRuuuTu1KkIeiVFICit_qBAgxl6deo
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>>274
saw some anons in the last thread discussing the possibility of 'ol burzum being a janny.i have always wondered if he could see other anon's IPs...
>>276
Could be but I don't think so. If he wanted the general dead (other than shitposting into oblivion) he would've banned every anon in there, including both old and newfags.
>>276
Eh, I think that's delving a bit too much into conspiracy territory, although I have no doubt he's bending the rules to continue shitposting.
>>276
I got warned earlier for reporting his posts for appearing to be a spambot. I made sure to only report the ones that could actually be mistaken for a spambot too, i.e. the offtopic copypasta ones.
>>276
/trash/ doesn't have jannies. Jannies also can't see IPs, so even if he was it wouldn't really matter. Also if he was then he'd just delete posts.
The only way we're getting anything done about him is either by buying 4chan or raising absolute hell to make something be done about him. That would basically have to be a board-ruining or greater effort. How did that one horsefag get nuked? Was it just through enough reporting?
>>274
we were actually doing really well for the longest time. The last time I remember it getting as bad as this was around fall 2019 / spring 2020. Even in those days all he needed was one person to reply to him and he would then shipost and samefag in the style that first reply was in.
>>281
I'm just astounded at how dedicated he is. Any normal person would've stopped long ago, he's either underage (which would be really ironic) or a NEET. I'm leaning towards NEET, but it could really go either way.

I also find it ironic how he denounces Twitter and Reddit, yet constantly digs up screenshots from those websites. The funniest one was that one time he dug through the Fortnite Subreddit or something in order to prove someone's underage (working off memory here, but yeah that happened). Like, he has to have accounts on those sites and be knowledgeable enough of them to know where to look for what he wants.
>>283
Of course he's a hypocrite, he complains about /v/edditors and yet he's done the whole "copy/paste a post and attach a wojak" thing multiple times, aka peak /v/ermin behavior.
>>284
Yep ._.
>>285
Oh my God, this is about to start again? I don't think that's burzum though, the last time it happened I'm fairly certain it was actually someone from /v/.
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FWIW, the "anything goes" atmosphere of the /trash/ thread is something I like, even though it enables shitposters. I like that anons can casually strike up a serious conversation about nuclear power, or just be racist without provocation, in fact it's a reprieve from having to deal all day with people who aren't some kind of -ist. It's sad that a single dedicated belligerent can ruin an entire general, but honestly I'm still not willing to be moderated myself just to be "free" from spam, and I'm sure a lot of the other anons who persist on /hmofa/ instead of migrating here share this sentiment.
>>287
What is with your obsession with being racist randomly, who gives a fuck at all?
Also stop spilling your spaghetti about the same exact shit or whoever runs this place will catch on and get you for evasion again.

As for the only part that actually made sense, I don't see why you couldn't start talking about nuclear power or whatever struck your interest in the thread here. Nothing's stopping anyone from talking about whatever they want, I've seen it happen multiple times.
>>286
I'm almost certain it was that dude who was spamming shit like "Let /hmofa/ die", "Become bisexual", "Straightness will no longer be needed in the future", etc which coincidentally burzum was silent while it was happening just like the /blacked/ shitfest spam we had a couple of threads back. Could be one of his dicord friends.
>>289
Could be wrong but it might be the futaposter doing all that. Burzum was still arguing with him in the old thread.
>>274
>>280
>How did that one horsefag get nuked? Was it just through enough reporting?
Horsefag also posted actual horsdick. I know it since I reported it as illegal content in the US and it seemed to work, lmao.
t. some random anon thread poster
>>288
>What is with your obsession with being racist randomly, who gives a fuck at all?
>Also stop spilling your spaghetti about the same exact shit or whoever runs this place will catch on and get you for evasion again.

pls stop being cringe, were from 4chan.
>>292
Cringe.
>>288
>get you for evasion again
Literal first post here.
>What is with your obsession with being racist randomly
Reason I'm obsessed with wanton racism is because, obviously, I'm racist. But one of the few things I hate more than niggers are people who don't hate niggers. I am sick to death of tolerating the absolute horse shit that anti-racists say, and having some fellow racists around to balance things out keeps me from flipping my lid.
But I also find it fucking hilarious when somebody does mental gymnastics to justify why Adolf Hitler would condone /hmofa/. I am fully self-aware of how stupid a bunch of racist racemixers look, and I love to laugh at it. I would sincerely miss that kind of shitposting if furchan /hmofa/ were to convince moderators to remove it.
>Nothing's stopping anyone from talking about whatever they want, I've seen it happen multiple times.
Right now people in the thread are pushing for zero tolerance because of the absolute state of /trash/, which is understandable but not something I agree with. When you say "whatever they want", do you really mean moderation is normally quite lax here? I would be happy to know that my reservations towards migrating here are unfounded.
>>293
>>288

Nigger fatigue is being tired of blacks and their monkey business.
They've rioted for a fucking year last year and not only did they get what they wanted, not a goddamn one of them is going to actually be held accountable for it. And they turned George of the concrete jungle into a semi-deified object of nigger worship.
I'm just so goddamn tired.
>>294
I've seen moderation happen here like twice. Both times it was when someone was having an absolute meltdown and flooding/baiting/spamming.
I think you're an annoying piece of shit, but no your fears about the moderation are unfounded. Except the mods don't allow racism on /fg/.
>>295
Really I just want to post fuzz and read amateur romance, but if people start posting pics with niggers in them and trying to pass them off as human, or brings up some IRL problem, well dealing with that shit all day outside of /hmofa/ leaves me with very little fuse to burn. I can't guarantee that I'll hold back, in fact I really don't want to hold back, and if reacting would get me banned then it's better to not be here in the first place.
>>296
not him but
>I've seen moderation happen here like twice.
I have seen it about 4 times, more than you, and his fears are not unfounded. If you turn this place into a /leftypol/ hugbox, then this place will be doomed to fail as the new place for /hmofa/ threads.
>>296
>Except the mods don't allow racism on /fg/.
Well then in the /trash/ I belong.
>I think you're an annoying piece of shit
Take solace in knowing that the feeling is very mutual.
>>298
I'm not turning anything into anything, I'm just some dude. I have no idea what other events you're talking about or how they relate to leftypol.
>>300
>I'm not turning anything into anything, I'm just some dude.

Um. That is not what I meant. Did you just slip that your a mod? lol.

The phrase "If you turn this place into a /leftypol/ hugbox", is a colloquial way of saying "If one does". It's similar to "Only shirts are sold at Walmart! If you turn this place into a clothing store nobody will come here"
>>301
No, it's not. Are you retarded? If I have a problem with the mcdonalds I'm in I don't turn to the guy next to me and tell them "if you make my burger wrong again", I say it to an employee. Are you braindead?
>>302
I think you need to calm down and stop sperging out.
ban evasion, obvious VPN endpoint
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>and here we go again
Again with the coon spam. FUCK
>>304
Time to start reporting the faggot as a spambot
>>304
If he does that in /fg/, anbody that complains would be banned for racism.
another obvious VPN endpoint
Where in the rules does it say that you can't use a VPN?

Who do you think I am!!!!!!!!

I JUST GOT HERE!!!!!
if you were really new, you would try to appeal the ban
>>308
what would appealing the ban do if the grounds for my ban wasn't already ludicrous and unfounded? I making sure the other mods can see this.
evading rather than appealing is already against the rules, so at this point even if you weren't the right guy to begin with you
>>309
*you still have some answering to do
Your posting style is similar and you're using the same VPN scheme. If you'd have just followed the rules and been a good boy you could have undermined the reporter's confidence, but at this point you're starting to piss me off putting this stupid cat and mouse game in public view.
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>>310
>what is entrapment
Lifted. Remember, appeal don't evade. Same rules as every other forum. But as for not knowing it was about ban evasion, it was written in your first message and each subsequent one. Do not try this again. VPN endpoints are liable to be banned without notice, so any given is a courtesy.

And not that I care whatsoever, but no Anon, telling someone they're breaking the rules and giving the am opportunity to clear themselves multiple times while they continue their actions is not entrapment. And even if it was, this isn't a court and I'm not a cop. There aren't any laws here and I don't give a fuck.
>>313
That was a total dick move and you know it.
>>313
Based as fuck.
>>313
Understood. I will always appeal first and only appeal from now on. I will not do this again.
>>313
>this isn't a court and I'm not a cop. There aren't any laws here and I don't give a fuck
Incredibly based. Should punish the false report though if you're going to lift the ban, since that's what set it all off.
>This thread has more activity than the one on /fg/
At this point is hmofa drama its own genre? Is it that entertaining?
Anyone else here just completely abandoned the threads?
>>319
Do you mean like actively stopped contributing to the thread?
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>>283
>burzy might actually be underage
Kek, the irony. I do not think this is the case though. in my opinion, burzum is most likely a NEET for a few reasons:
>his true identity is most likely dylan walsh
And
>dylan's dox has confirmed that he is a university student
Although, NEET or not, it is quite sad how this man has nothing better to do other than harass users in a furry porn thread on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>319
I would if there were another place to post about human male on female anthro content. Nowhere else (that's active at least) is as discussion and story focused as /hmofa/ is.

That and I'm waiting for one writer to finish a story. After that, I'll fuck off.
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>>323
What did he mean by this???
>>323
If that is Burzum™, I hope "coming to an end" means he is going to an hero.
>>324
Probably means he'll stop being a faggot.
We were doing so well
>>327
it's always unprovoked. He just looks for something that he could possibly insult. And it happens a lot at the end.
we should start making a filter for instance the word "newnigger" can be safely filtered out. Nobody of importance would be using it.
>>326
Call me crazy, but threads have been a lot tamer than usual. Wonder what he's planning
>>330
Don't jinx it (neither do I want to nix it) but you are correct
>>331
Jinx*
>outed himself as a twatterfag
I'm having a good giggle right now
>>333
A twitter user who goes after people and curates/smothers himself in content he detests just to prove something? The parallels with certain mouth breathing, screeching busybody puritans is strong.
I feel like a relic of a long-gone era because of my ‘don’t care, live and let live, enjoy whatever the fuck you want’ mentality. These days it seems like you have to rub your face in stuff you dislike and scream to the heavens about how evil it is.
>>333
Qrd? Did not got to thread and don't want to check the archive. Everytime I go to general and see all the garbage I just get a headache. When will he do a hero already
>>335
Burzum was shitting the bed about Vuko liking artwork but you can only see likes if you have a twitter account.
>>335
Burzum just posted his Twitter account. Being a hypocrite like usual
>>336
>>337

Just checked the general. Looks like his defense is
>I only do it to expose the homosexuals and the heckin' newfags
Not gonna lie lads, the thread's been an absolute riot so far.
>>339
True but the fact that he outed himself as a faggot and a twitter user just makes it funnier
>>339
What type of riot? Good kind or bad? Cause I admit although it's a little annoying to waste thread1500 with drama. Burzum getting exposed is making me feel like I'm on cloud nine
>>339
It's beautiful.
>>341
The good kind, it's hilarious.
>>339
He's been on quite the streak lately. I'm just waiting for him to fuck off for a few weeks like he usually does after his week-long tantrums.
>>344
Idk, it seems like we've been in a really long shitposting stretch compared to in the past. I have pretty shit memory but hasn't he been consistently active in nearly every for at least a month now?
>>345
I dunno. I have most of his buzzwords filtered, so I can't really keep track of him well. I wouldn't be surprised though.
>>345
>He's most active in summer
C'mon how can he not be actually underage?
I'm hoping we can get him a ban, now is the best time to add that one last insult.
>>348
You say that like anyone with that power cares to ban him.
>>349
He definitely ban evades, but at least it'll piss him off.
>>337
Last I looked his twitter account's full of lefty wokeshit, and that was a while ago. Are we really surprised?
4chanX is a beautiful beautiful thing. The less i see him talk the better.
>Everytime he posts he just gets called a called a gay man
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What do you think it will be anons?
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>>355
>the story comes to a final end
It could be a literal story I suppose. Or maybe it's more barely coherent schizo ramblings. Regardless, pic related.
Just to make sure, you guys are reporting his posts whenever he does the not "replying to anyone/copypasta/jihad webm" stuff right? If not then you should start.
Question. Is anyone else having issues with 4chan?
>This post appears to be an automated spambot.
Here's a question unrelated to [him] so that this thread isn't completely dedicated to him:
>Favorite on-topic gimmick poster and why?
I sleep for the day then suddenly we have 3 threads for some reason
>>360
Lately?
My Wife Sam and FUB daughterposters for the wholesome.
Least favorite was rapist Jindo.
>>360
I find the guy who makes 3d Missy shitposts to be pretty hilarious
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>>364
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>>366
It's you civic duty to report him

He either has multiple 4chan passes or a dynamic IP. If the latter, hopefully he gets ranged ban.
>>367
How much report until he does get it? He got banned once then came back in only a few minutes
they won't range ban him. I've been here for a long time, I've seen this cycle many times
/trash/ doesn't have a mod. it just doesn't
it doesn't even have jannies
jannies come by once in a blue moon for whatever reason (probably patrolling for cp), and every once in a while they delete his posts by IP if he's making up like half the thread with swastikas or some bullshit
mods never visit. jannies can't even see IPs, I'm not sure what their ban privileges are but they certainly can't rangeban. you can go on the 4chan rizon IRC room and try to beg a mod to do something, but I guarantee you they will say "I don't care"

/trash/ is an unmoderated board. simple as. no amount of reporting will change that. as far as the 4chan staff is concerned, the board simply exists to move off-topic threads to from other boards
>>369
recruit a janny who will moderate trash
>>369
mods gave a shit to delete his threads and ban him yesterday, even though he ban evaded in no time. Mods also care enough to create snoot sticky. Other than IRC, reporting him is the only way to talk directly with jannies/mods.
>>370
When are they recuiting again? I don't care if I have to sift through the worst of trash I'll fucking do it for free just to cleanse the general
>>373
/trash/ has no dedicated jannies.
but it looks like one just showed up again, lol
lol, he's been struck again.
I'm actually hoping the dipshit keeps ban evading and acting up, because I think the longer he keeps it up, the more likely mods will potentially stick around to watch out for his bollocks.
>>374
Yeah. Gotta figure two strikes might start garnering attention.
>he got banned again
I think reporting DOES work
>>373
that's what I'm trying to tell you
they don't recruit /trash/ jannies
wait for the next janny signup, you'll see
it's literally not an option
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>burzum banned AGAIN
Feeling good today lads
>>378
He's back again already.
>>378
...and he's back
Don't report him yet make him spam the thread first
>>379
>>380
I was skeptical it was him at first, but then he called DM a gook, and that is something only he does.
Seems like he's trying to keep low for now lmao
>mfw in 10/20 years they are going to do a case study on this to illustrate the many aspects of "anonymity online"
>>384
God imagine all the autism caused by anonymity
>>384
Ngl this sort of mental illness is fascinating to me, I really want to interact with this kind of serial shitposter IRL just to see what they're like. I want to see if these people fit any of the common stereotypes, or if they outwardly present as being relatively normal
>>385
it was worth it
>>386
my theory is that they have no control or self confidence in their life. Either dead end job or neet. So being a serial shitposter and getting attention makes them feel alive. I think he gets a rush from identifying posters (or attempting to) and at the most basic lvl he just wants a reaction out of the thread of his own doing.
>>388
Well I thought he was one of those furries who seethe about hmofa but with his level of activity it would be impossible to have any other interests going on. He genuinely has made this his life which Is worrying
>>388
Not to mention the massive superiority complex.
do you think burzum created the new thread and did so with others? Would that be him thinking he won't get banned b/c it's his thread?
>>391
deimos_lynx created the thread
>>391
I think that's veering into paranoia territory. There's nothing off about the new thread
Thread is good for now. Like I said he's laying low for now
>>388
Eh, I have a dead end job too, and that’s no excuse. I frequently come home exhausted, depressed and I detest how I feel trapped in the position for reasons I don’t care to divulge.
I just decided to try and learn to write and hope to some day make a career out of it. I have my doubts in whether I’ll develop the talent, at least in any reasonable amount of time going by my slow ass writing speed, but at least it’s something constructive.
>>363
Same here, extra points for the graphics and call backs lol
Burzum may be an absolute schizo but this is a good lesson why you shouldn't use the same usernames everywhere unless your posts are airtight.
>>398
True.
On the other hand, it can't be that bad if these fairly tame posts from three years ago are the worst he can dig up.
>>399
>>398
What the fuck did he do now?
>>400
Just cyberstalking the latest writefag
Friendly reminder
>This post appears to be an automated spambot
>>403
Way ahead of you
Waiting on my ban for false reporting now lol
>>403
There isint one day when the general isint having a shit festival
>>405
We haven't had a "shit festival" for the past several days actually
Remember that Panda OC I thought I recognized a few threads ago when burz was throwing a fit? I can confirm it was the guy I was thinking of.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hijackerdraws
Keep on topic and don't discuss the faggot but it should be immediately clear how much of a self-absorbed dickhead he is.
My first time dealing with him was when he got his Twitter butt buddies to help him spam the OC draw thread as a spergtastic "power play"
He's a massive sperg who will get into retarded arguments to reinforce his delusion that he's some big internet tough guy who's better than everybody else.
I don't really know why I'm posting about him really. I know it's a bit off topic but he came up and I wanted to follow up on it because he's so goddamn annoying I feel the need to warn people about him.
I've got no clue why anyone associates with him.
>>407
I recognized him, but it wasn't worth mentioning in the context of Squrz's meltdown at the time – I'd prefer to avoid any more inter-general spergatry. As I understand it, he's largely associated with petty drama between the several /trash/ drawfriend communities, and an alumni of sorts in at least one. I'm glad the callout wasn't burz, but could we be more discrete about that sort of thing going forward? We don't want any miscreants to getting any bright ideas.
I paolgozie for the drunkposting.
>>409
I asmire the confidence of trying to drunk draw
>>410
Less confiditne, more zero fucks from liquid courage
It's starting again...
>>411
Lucky you I get shitfaced too quicky. Don't even know how to do any cognitive tasks while drunk let alone draw
>>413
I get drunk steadily, but my quirk is I neither suffer from hangovers and, possibly explaining that, I sober quickly.
I do enjoy drinking since it drops my inhibitions and makes me less uptight, and it’s become a regular thing where I ask my friend and proofreader for what-if prompts with my settings.
If I ever got a serious following, I hope to extend this to my readers. Also hopefully by then I’ll have recovered my pace and had my medical shit put in order.
The numbered lists and one-line posts can be reported as spambotting because they're indistinguishable from prior instances of such in the archives. The rest can be reported for bypassing spam filters.

Also, lel – it's always funny when it drops the pretense and just falls back on dylanposting.
>>416
I can't tell if the one acting up right this second is him or not. It's not his usual style of posting, although I suppose he could just be mixing it up a little. Regardless that one post about white women was pure, concentrated projection, I actually kekked a bit when I read it.
Also if whoever is arguing with him is in here, gonna have to ask you to cut it out
>>418
He's probably samefagging to make it look like someome cares
>>415
Well I know a bunch of authors that like to incorporate lessons in their writing as for how subtle it is sometimes they really try to shove it down your throat while others simply make it some small ancedote
>>413
>I get shitfaced too quicky
I mean I'm as lightweight as they come, I get buzzed from cider and it takes me a shot or two of vodka to get me to the state I was in last night. It's just that I can hold my liquor pretty well and generally don't get hung over or throw up.

And I can draw so long as I can see purely out of habit and muscle memory. Not as well, but I can. Typing goes out the fucking window though.

>>414
Yeah don't worry man, I used to drink regularly so I always keep water on me when I do. I think the only time I've gone blackout drunk was at a friend's place where they gave me absinthe, and once when I drank enough to literally fall out of my chair.

Having said that I'm pleasantly surprised at people speaking for my behest let alone positively after Burzum's spergfest, thank you guys. Following my bf's advice I'm gonna wait til the next thread to see if I should do anything though.
>>421
>Tfw burzum's shitposting starts when I'm about to sleep and ends when I wake up
Feels good to live on the other side of the planet from burgers
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OMG DEAMIMICKED IS BURZUM?????!!!!!!
>>424
Some false flagging shit using the wrong tripcode. This is why I’m dubious about using trips, because there’re full-on assholes who’ll abuse it to try and instigate personal attacks through this sort of means.
If I ever need to confirm my identity, I’ve still got my pastebin, so I’ll just copy my message and post the link alongside the actual post.
>>425
I was just joking. Although the thread is really fucking shiting on itself right now hopefully next thread it simmers down
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>>425
Your tripcode is still secure; unlike a fake one, yours can be tested against your entire post history in the archive. I recommend it for at least art posting because it helps break the endless cycle of "[drawfag] here, taking requests" impersonation we'd otherwise see, every single thread, like last year. Granted, unique, signature filenaming conventions (like Vuko's) make identification easier.
Wetchop doesn't have a known trip, as far as I know, because he's not explicitly posted since hiromoot availed the name field on /trash/. I don't think that'll matter after this mess – Anons will hopefully begin regularly checking trips when they prop up.
>>427
Wetchop has said before that any time he posts it would be with new art, so that should be an easy way of telling.

It doesn't help that too many anons are so thirsty for art requests that they don't do any critical thinking.
>>428
>Wetchop has said before that any time he posts it would be with new art, so that should be an easy way of telling.
I noticed that when I woke up right after I saw you requested for prompts. I noticed the file name and it immediately raised a red flag. If people had noticed the file name prior, they wouldn't have been baited. But it's very funny how people are no longer paying attention to him so he has to resort to these measures to get attention.
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>>424
>Being pathetic enough to do shit like this when you're almost 30

Sasuga Burzum, truly disgusting.

I've been thrashing grain all day and haven't even peaked at the thread cause I was warned to stay off it. Good thing I did.

>>427
I guess it's a good thing the archive trips are different to the thread one.

>those type Os
It hurts, I'm embarassed, but I can't guarantee I won't do it again if I get drunk. So I'm sorry.
>>429
>you
I'm a different anon bringing up Wetchop. A few months ago every thread was filled with "Wetchop here, taking requests" that would get a dozen replies every single time which is what makes me skeptical any time I see about requests unless it's easy to verify.
>>431
>I'm a different anon bringing up Wetchop.
Give me some slack, I woke up just an hour ago. Thought she had forgotten her tripcode or something. Anyway (don't want to jinx anything just in case) seems like the fake thread has died down a bit from what is was during the beginning.
Can't tell if the discord tard is Burzum or some other shitposter
>>434
Like other anon said bait by burzum to turn it around and make it an issue
>>428
Vuko's said the same. I think it's just tricky keeping up with the unposted stuff unless you're following them on Twitter. Moreso WC than Vuko, but only because Vuko's not a huge sketch page kinda guy; he's more committed to pinups. That, and he's usually signaled his /r/ ("request," clearing that up in advance) status with a fresh drawing of his skeltal avatar.
>>430
Oh gosh, your drunkposting isn't bad. Comprehensible drunktext is fine, it just becomes worrying when the alcohol goes over someone's head, making them prone to aberrant behavior that can be difficult or impossible to walk back.
Meter yourself and know when to take breaks if things feel like they're getting to be a bit much in the moment. Like last night, turning in for the evening was a good call that I think others (myself included) followed suit on.
>wake up
>thread nearly at bump limit
What set him off this time? Or did he just forget his meds again?
Hows your night going bros?My area just had an earthquake not strong but it lasted for about an minute
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>>438
Jesus, you alright? It's been stormy here the past few days; power's been touchy because of it. It's flickering just now, actually. I have plants that need full sun but no enclosure for them, so I've been running them out every day for time in the sun before running them back.
I've been under the weather with a bug; started in my lungs, and now it's become a head cold (not COVID). Been doing household work for as long as the acetaminophen suppresses the body-wide achiness. Nothin' much besides.
I hope everyone's having a decent week so far.
>>440
Jesus you Definetly had it worse than me.Earthqakes have been common throught last year so I'm alright News said our area was lucky the magnitude was at over 7.3 at the epicenter.Ours was much milder.Hope you get well soon from whatevers bothering you
Why didint anyone make the thread?Now we have to deal with him being unreportable for the duration of the thread
>>442
What's the indication that he's the one who made the thread?
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>>445
Oh, I completely missed that. Damn.
>>441
Naaah, it'll pass soon – I'm fit as a bull moose! I'll be worried if my brother comes back positive for TB, though. Otherwise, some heavy storms are par the course for hurricane season. I hope you don't get anymore quakes or aftershocks, though.

>>444
>>445
Might need a dedicated baker who can be reliably announce/link their thread here and there. At least for a few threads.
>>447
I can already tell this is going to be a struggle. The sheer, raw, unadulterated autism this fucker has means it’s going to be extremely easy for him to ‘kidnap’ threads due to how fast the general goes and new threads are subsequently made. It’s almost a guarantee he’ll be able to do this routinely and, shy of making early new threads or making a second thread (and being convincing which one is the right one), I suspect we’re in this bullshit for some time.
>>447
>dedicated baker
I've made the vast majority of threads since November or so, Burzum has only made these threads in the middle of the night burger hours when I've been asleep. Nothing really needs changed other than euro anons being more proactive making threads when it hits bump limit during that time.
Seems like shit always kicks off around the same time every day. Interesting.
>>450
Him and His discord buddies are doing the same old tired and overdone play
>>450
It doesn't help that there seems to be an influx of genuine newfags lately that can't help but keep provoking it.
Off-topic, but this is the only thread that makes sense for a blogpost
>>447
>almost through week two upper-respiratory infection – not much better, not much worse. So-so
>tylenol stems the aches well enough, so I resume deep cleaning
>walls looking the best they have in two years
>cobwebs, spots, tile graut, appliances, shelves; nothing left unsanitized
>breathe in deeeep dat sense of accomplishment … notice something off
>look at bottle of organic cleaning solution; there's fucking essential oils in this, why am I not...
>sniff the walls
>sniff energy drink
>tentatively sniff t-shirt
Zilch; my sense of smell is just gonezo. My sister's household got it, and two of them can't taste anything. I didn't *think* this was COVID, but like... seems a little late in the game for hallmark "warning" symptoms to manifest, non?
>>453
Certainly is. So long as you're in good health otherwise, you should be fine. I had it early summer of last year and it presented with an upset stomach first (a very rare symptom at the time, and one generally not seen as endemic of the condition) so I didn't really try to eat anything to confirm the diminished taste and I have a poor sense of smell anyway, but I had to drive my arse to a testing centre twenty miles away during a heatwave to an unfamiliar town to get tested whilst thick with fever (this was still early in the lockdown shit here in the U.K) and I got a positive diagnosis.
Just take care of yourself like you would a normal flu. It's generally pretty damn rough for a few days, then it settles down to just 'not feeling great' for a while. Hell, it gives you a fine opportunity to kick back and do some reading/gaming or whatever.
Hope you get well soon.
>>453
Jesus Christ, why not consult a doctor I mean I understand some people think some things are no biggie but it seems like your condition is a bit more serious than a common cold if it has been goin on for weeks
>>455
Thank you for being so concerned. I have ridiculously strong immunities for the most part; when I do get sick, like once every other year, it's a doozy. I had the flu once for less than two days, but the pneumonia it left behind immobilized me with some of the worst fever and physical pain I've ever experienced for over a week.
In any case, I'll get tested. Even if it's negative, the most my doctor will do otherwise is prescribe antibiotics and maybe a weak steroid, both of which I'd prefer to avoid. If it's COVID, there's not much I can do but wait it out anyway. Incidentally, I was just in his office for an extensive blood draw (unrelated AI panel) and monthly re-up on my adhd meds. It honestly felt like it was running its course, and then this symptom hit a day later with a vengeful fever spike. What a weird, up-down seesaw ride of a bug.
>>456
Well Ive only got sent to the hospital once due to me being so sick that I genuinely could not eat and would puke out any food I forced fed myself and it wasn't a good experience either that dextrose shit scared the shit outa of me Everytime my blood would get redirected upwards the tube, and then there was going to the bathroom with that dextrose which really got me.My blood would always go up the tube when I tried to take a shit while holding it. So I had to find the perfect position for it which took me about 3 minutes to figure out. Even worse it was a public hospital which meant I had to always hurry up.Wish I had the same immune system as you though but yeah having to take so many meds sucks it just makes you not yourself and don't worry it's usually common for fevers to return if you didint 100% continued your doses even if you did feel good enough to not take them
Welp
>>458
I just don't understand the absolute need to keep engaging with it, how hard is it to just not reply to the same shitty bait that gets posted every single thread?
>>459
Apparently very hard for some people, probably because they actually are newfags who refuse to pay heed to the several posts telling them to stop replying
>>459
>>460
I'd be willing to bet that the majority of those posts are him responding to his own shit.
>>460
I hate to say he got me when I first started posting stories. Then again I was blithely unaware of who he was and the weeks I’d spent visiting the thread on and off, I must have got lucky to kit see his shit. So I posted a story, it did well, he obviously did a dig through my other stuff and used it to shit up a thread.
Evidently he still remembers me since when I posted a chapter recently, he went for the lowest, basic-bitch attacks. I ignored him, but others seemed to step in and I think it possibly made it worse, but so long as it was genuine support, that’s okay, I guess. I’d just rather not engage him at all.
I swear it's always the same guy who tries to engage the anti-scalefag in an actual argument. Just stop responding to him, jesus
Feels bad, being in the same timezone as the shitposter. Quickly check the thread before work and see shit go from calm to the usual shitfest. And of course all of his various identities just happen to be there. Pure coincidence.
>>321
He’s got a doxbin? Where at?
I saw a reply on the thread saying Burz posted CP once, is that actually true?
>>466
He posted a gore video in which a naked child got his head blown off, deleted within minutes by the moderators.
Somebody's mad
>>467
Holy fucking shit dude, how depraved is he? And how long ago was this?

I can only imagine all the other shit he probably has.

And he says he’s trying to “preserve the thread,” and yet I wonder how doing that preserves anything.

I called him out for impersonating DeadMimicked and saying how his bait didn’t work and he linked me to where he pretended to be Wetchop over a year ago, like if you actually want to prove something it should be recent you fucking tard.
>>469
>And he says he’s trying to “preserve the thread,” and yet I wonder how doing that preserves anything
Your first mistake is believing even a shred of what he says, he just wants to kill the thread.
Stop giving it attention lol just report and hide it's no biggie
>>470
Of course I don’t believe in ANY of the shit he says, I know damn well he wants to kill the thread.

Also found this video that seems to fit Burzum very well https://youtu.be/owjMl_f93EY
>>469
It was a couple months ago, I think sometime in spring of this year.
>>471
I don't respond to him, no matter how many allegations he throws my way (and will do as I upload stories, no doubt), but I honestly believe he's so deranged that no amount of being ignored will stop him.
He's proven to just engage in broader and broader tactics to earn (you)'s, and I would stake money that he's one of the people, who he claims to loathe, that advertises /hmofa/ on places like /v/ just to generate new viewers so he can, in turn, generate (you)'s.
>>473
Damn, that was a little after I started visiting hmofa, of course I probably missed it but still, Jesus fucking Christ.

I don’t care if I’m a newfag, literally everyone is new to anything, even him. The only person I see complaining about newfags are him. I even thought he was right for a day then realized my mistake
Apparently Burzum is visiting this place too.

Burzum quit being a fucking coward and come out here.
>>476
This site actually has moderation, he's tried and been banned before.
>>477
Now he has me “marked”
I have no idea what he’ll have me marked as but I hope it’s some good shit
>This post appears to be an automated spambot
You are reporting spam right? He's been banned before hopefully little Janny boi gets sick of it and reports it to his superiors
>>480
I do report, once in a while I do reply to him even though I know I shouldn’t but I do. Probably best to stop doing that, y’know?
>>481
Update: got banned lmao
Good sign though, jannies do exist
>>482
If your the one responding to him I highly suggest to just ignore It. You don't need it to spell it out, the entire thread knows hes disgusting even he knows it.he gets off to attention hell he's probably jacking his ween to this right now just ignore for now alright?
>>483
Sure thing, glad we’re on the same page
>>469
>Some literally who gets two likes on a tweet mentioning hmofa
Burzum rants about it for a week.
>A schizo shits up the thread for hours on end
Complete radio silence, bitches at anons complaining instead.

Should show you his real intentions.
>>485
Isn’t that schizo Burzum, or are there more people like him?

Everyone knows for sure he was the blacked spammer, no idea about the sfur spammer who was trying to go after that artist, they say it was someone named “Beefman” but coincidentally Burzum wasn’t there for that either.
>>486
It's hard to gauge. I'm still of the thought there's a couple of people doing the shitposting and they divide their 'duty' to shit up the thread. The traditional Buzzboy and the scaly-hater are a given, but there seem to be immitators too.
Hey Burzum, thanks for proving my point >>485 :)
Burzum crossposting as always. Apparently Burzum also “caught” me because I’m a phoneposter. He did get some posts of mine but I could care less, what is he going to gain from it?

>Well, it proves that I was right all along for starters

I’m failing to see what you got right. As far as I know, I’m just another Anon. No one knows nor cares who I am. Burzum I don’t get you, this ain’t going to start an uprise and make people try to dox me or some shit like that.

I am once again asking you to go outside.
> No, you are a phoneposting, adolescent nigger maggot neotard from twitter and I will never forget it.

Only you, Burzum, only you.
>>489
>>490
Just stop replying and giving him food to post about for the next month
>>491
He already knows what this place is, he probably will keep crossposting. But sure thing.
I've never understood the 'delete the thread and make a new one' mentality. I wish it was just buttboy shitposting, but I've seen others bring up the concept.
I take it these people don't realise that once one of these other threads develops a following, or most of the content creators immigrate to these prospective new threads, the same assholes will just carry on, under some new pretense.
Or am I missing something?
I'm bored wake me up when you guys stop talking about it in the main thread
>>493
It's just concern trolling
"All of this shitposting would just go away if the thread ended, exactly like they want"
>>495
I'm the anon who was 'concern trolling' but got linked here. I'm not concern trolling I just genuinely think threads like that are so fucking pathetic you might as well make a new general or something. I'm not trying to do harm just help.
>>496
If that was you definition of something that can "kill the general" then id say buckle up cause this aint even half of it
>>497
If this isn't even half of what kills a general then jesus christ I pray I never see the kind of autism that genuinely kills a general.
>>498
I still remember when some autist posted copypasta of CIA documents along with images of the Joker for something like three solid weeks in /ztg/ and somehow that general is still going strong after five years

Trust me when I say that dumbasses like this aren't doing shit when it comes to the grand scheme of things
>>498
Hmofa just has too many posters that's why it can't genuinely die hell there even branches of it now /collared/,/adhg/ all of the posters there originated from hmofa and are the ones who couldn't tolerate the thread culture of it and some were sick of shitposters but honestly? I'm fine with it although I get annoyed by shitposting it's better than making some ultra moderated reddit like hellhole but it also needs some boundaries like punishing spammers and flooders
>>499
>Posting CIA documents
I don't follow every drama that happened on /trash/ can you uh elaborate it?
>>498
Oh yeah this shits a SLOW day. From the looks of the thread I just woke up to? Burboy and his usual PC/Phone setup to do his schizo routine and when someone took the bait it caught the attention of some copycats. He's painfully easy to imitate when you stop and look, use a few key words and everyone'll assume you're Burz. Years of the same playbook that only works because he operates in /trash/, 4chan's back alley. Literally years.

>>500
Hope they appreciate the shit we put up with, I promise you if /hmofa/ somehow actually died off all this would come after them. This kind of dedication doesn't stop with just one scalp.
>wake up
>new thread nearly at bump limit and meta thread had several new replies
ohhh boy.
>Retard gets banned
>Thread goes quiet
>>504
I believe thats the copycat
>>501
It was literally legal gibberish copied and pasted from what I think was reports on Benghazi? I think? It was so long ago I just remember it mentioned the Clintons a lot

Like I said, it was just paragraphs and paragraphs of fucking gibberish with images of the Joker; they did it non-stop for several weeks until they got range-banned if I remember correctly
>>505
Or Burzum
>>504
Neither of the actual problem posters got banned. Seems like janny sucks cocks today
>>508
I mean they sure shut the fuck up in a hurry once the banhammer got swung around, so at least it did something
>>509
Dont count on it, it’ll happen again
Here’s what’s going to happen.

>Burzum thinks he has his arch nemesis banned due to global rule 9
>Burzum then hides and sweeps all of his actions under the rug, rinse and repeat.
>Time passes, the general goes back to normal
>Burzum starts shitposting again and soon picks new Anons who he thinks is his arch nemesis is.

Repeat.
Enjoy the show.
And he's already back. Okay seriously, can someone tell me what made him fixate this hard on a general in trash whose focus is basically summed up as 'holding hands with cute animal ladies'? What pissed him off so much? I don't buy it being some purity of the thread crusade.
>>512
Called it
>>512
He's jaded and bitter that the thread isn't like it was back in 2017, so now he wants to kill it permanently. It's that simple
>>502
You might be referring to me, and yeah I admit I interact with him too much and I probably shouldn’t. I understand if y’all think I’m him because sometimes I’ll talk a bit like him. I don’t think he’s a phoneposter.
>>514
>believing what he says
>>514
Wow, he's a literal embodiment of the old man yells at clouds memes? raptor jesus give me strength.

>>516
Even lies have a grain of truth, and he has the conviction of a fanatic on a crusade. No one is this dedicated over a shitpost, the amount of time, effort, and energy put into this screams madness.

I just thought his madness would be deeper/funnier than 'BACK IN MY DAY YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS RABBLE RABBLE' you know?
>>517
>I just thought his madness would be deeper/funnier
Nah, expecting too much. The only deep thing here is how deep the mental illness runs.
>>518
It runs deep
>>518
If he’s really a university student I’m surprised he’s managed to get into there, unless he’s pretending to be mentally ill.
>>520
The university student is Dylan. I don't think they're the same person-- b****m has posted screencaps from wizchan before, which combined with his autistic mannerisms leads me to believe that he's either already a wizard or rapidly approaching that status.
>>521
He’s a retard
>>522
We are in agreement there
>>523
Also there is a kiwi page about him
>>524
You mean the one for Dylan Walsh? Yeah, I read that thread. It was pretty funny to be honest.
Get_fucked.wav

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan-walsh-oldmateorpu-20-year-plan-sayuce-botanon.34390/?cf_chl_jschl_tk=pmd_9b1376af74b510967a418b8e0a7559b63eb513e9-1629221124-0-gqNtZGzNAiKjcnBszQfO
>>526
Christ that link lmao, but it goes to the thread
>>503
I went to bed after noramaramaposting and woke up to a deadthred with a hundred posts of obvious sameshittery and newfriends celebrating dyll's massreplies by taking the b8 and surfeiting the young pennywise with (You)s. That, or dyll's better at convincingly newposting than before. They do carry that masturbatory tinge of his usual egoposts.

It's like waking up to a satanic orgy of writhing, pulsing flesh and sundry bodily fluids on my dining room table. Y'allsyousyinz tryna to summon digital nergal and make my coof worse, I swear lmao.
>>528
Honestly he’s really looking for attention at this point
Holy shit forget hmofa why the fuck is /trash/ filled to the brim with the mentally ill?
>>531
>why is a largely unmoderated anonymous imageboard with a plethora of disgusting niche fetish threads full of mentally ill people
It's a mystery
>>531
You have to remember that /trash/ is a literal dumping ground for 4chan at large, and all the positives that entails. Ultimate freedom shy of kiddie stuff, personal (rl) attacks and automation seem to be the only hard and fast no-no’s.
The fact they won’t allow furry stuff on other boards means we’re pretty much forced to cope. I dare to think the civility that could be achieved if the usual generals could have a furry board with actual moderation.
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Is it true that burzum really posted cp and basically got away with it through ban evasion?
Actual pedo wtf. If true, god damn he's hopeless.
that was quick, he's already fishing for you's in the new thread
>>534
He is a pedo
I’m going to use this time to rest for a while. Dylan you’re a fucking Jew and you will be exposed. Furchan is my home.
>>537
Just some poor impersonation by the looks of it
>>538
But still it gets tiring
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Whoever keeps making these thread derailing prompts needs to fuck off.
>>540
Calm yer tits it's better than the shizos having another merry go ride in the thread. I'd also advice against complaing about every little thing, they might use it against the thread and make it an issue
I just don’t want to use the 4chan thread if the retards are going to derail it every time.
>>542
Not much we can do man,some people are just that dedicated take Dylan guys an absolute nutcase he wanted to kill scaly but it's still there although granted I don't know much about what conspired against him and scaly
>>543
And he’s starting again. I bet he has a Discord and shit.
>>541
>it's better than the shizos having another merry go ride in the thread.
Yeah, you're right. That shit's on a level of it's own. I'm just going to continue to ignore it. I apologize for the way I acted, and I hope you have a decent rest of your day, anon.
>>543
>take Dylan guys an absolute nutcase he wanted to kill scaly but it's still there although granted I don't know much about what conspired against him and scaly
The fact we have information on him helped (the KF stuff), but also /scaly/ is much slower and seems to have less traffic from new sources. As such, the occasional attempts to troll go totally ignored.
Well, that and ol' Dilly-Willy has been caught several times using bots to spam corrupted, tiny versions of thread images to try and escape bans.
Lastly, and take this with a pinch of salt, but I believe people have worked out where his university is and have called it before to get him in a bit of RL trouble. If true, that would explain a lot; without online anonmity and the idea that someone could start trouble with people you actually deal with every day, I imagine most dedicated shitposters might just think twice.
>>546
Someone should update the KF thread
>>546
Jesus I didint know it was THAT bad I thought he was just some guy who just went ballistic over scalies. I don't really know kiwifarms or the culture sorounding it but Jesus it seems like he pissed enough to get him doxxed
>>544
Not convinced it's him yet here. I'm pretty sure he got scared off completely after /scaly/ or KF straight up doxx'd his ass and threatened far worse when someone got into his 'deepweb' site. Plus we're not seeing the zealotry he has, when he crusades that motherfucker goes full deus vult and spares no expense. Bots, copypasta scripts, goreposting sprees, you name it he does it.

By comparison Burboy is mild, the only similarity they have is an obvious trigger with lizards. He really revs up when he sees scales, yeens, basically anything africa. Add in his usual tactics I think this is a /pol/ washout that got forced out when the place went to hell and slums it in /trash/ using the most basic parts of a pol shitposter's playbook for attention. The first post bait post attempts are literally the first thing you learn shitposting there, second is derail bait posts fishing for replies you then capitalize on to jam discussion with bullshit

If it IS Dylan he's completely scaled back his antics to avoid being connected to his previous acts and madness like his only grows, not shrink. He should be escalating the longer /hmofa/ exists, he doesn't do deescalations.
>>549
>yeens
Idk, he's told me to fuck off in the past when I was engaging in a bit of ironic anti-yeen posting (all in good fun, I assure you)
So he’s a lolcow at this point?
>>551
He would be if people didn't indulge in his cock-guzzling antics. Then he gets to have fun with his rotary wheel of generic insults that, I swear some day, will automatically flag him as a bot due to just how uninspired they are.
That and the extreme lazy post-linking posts.
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If it makes you guys happy, I have a WIP filter that 95% effective so far. I started working on it like a week ago, it's just a collection of buzzwords he includes in all of his posts.
I'll post it on /trash/ when it's ready. Reason I'm not posting now is because the filter is currently set to highlight and not hide.

Requires 4chanX btw, but it's pisseasy to install(use violent monkey). If he attempts to evade the filter, you report it under 'intentionally evading spam/post filters'
>>552
I feel like the only way we'd see that is if we do the worst and funniest thing I can think of to him and immortalize the fucker in /hmofa/ as a meme. Make him Anon's insane human female ex-gf with all that entails.

>Car got key'd? Bursy
>Bag of dogpoop on the porch? Bursy
>Minivan passes by and "FAGGOT" is heard? Bursy
>Random drunk calls at 1am begging Anon to take her back?
>Motherfucking Bursy

He wants to be the boogeyman, but to be honest acts more like a jilted ex a few bottles of wine in.
>>553
One of these days I'm gonna switch away from firefox so I can start using this stuff. Firefox used to have 4chan x, but from what I've found, the only version is years old, so I doubt it works any more.
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>>555
Are you talking about the extension in the Firefox add-on store? That addon is unofficial.
To get the latest 4chanX, you need violent monkey to get the latest version.
>Go to the addon/extension store
>Download violentmonkey
>Go here: https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
>"click here to install 4chan X"
>Done.
I’ll be back in the future, I feel this is the end of Dylan/Burzum
>>556
Thanks! Got it working now. Should make things a bit more habitable.
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>>536
I know he's a pedo, but did that fucker actually posted that shit?
>>557
Nah, this is only the beginning. He started shitposting 4 years ago and said he’ll stick around for another 4 years. That is probably the only statement from him that I’ll believe.
>>559
Yes and he’s making a scene right now
>>561
Mhm, he’s finding any way to get attention when he doesn’t get it. It’s kind of hard to ignore him when he has an unlimited amount of options to get people fishing.
And now I’ve learned my lesson from that - every time I replied to him I expected something different, but it’s always the same three phrases. I kept going and going and for that I want to apologize. It makes me no better than him and just floods up the thread.
>>561
Hopefully feds can remove him, since the mods won't.
>>562
Honestly Furchan is a good idea and it can help deal with Dylan here. I really don’t know how long /hmofa/ will last with him there.
>>562
'Same three phrases' are easily filtered and my wip filter is doing a good job so far.
>>564
At this rate, he’ll have to die or get arrested. He never ever wants to admit defeat, that’s what keeps him going. Even when he’s defeated once he just comes back in with a new strategy.

If it succeeds, it succeeds. If it doesn’t, he’ll still talk about succeeding virtually nothing.
>>566
Lmao he think filenane research is a good strategy
>>567
Exactly. Though I’ve made some posts I’ll regret I really don’t give a shit. Again, as a recurring visitor, no one knows me. They have nothing on me - not even a username. It’s like he wants to start an uprise on anyone even if they don’t have a platform, but it’s just for driving away people.
>>568
What can overdrive him into a full fucking meltdown?
>Dylan is lurking here
What a fucking cuckold.
>>569
No idea, but he’s here right now so he can cross post and fill up the thread over there. Oh boy.
>>571
Yeah I noticed.
He’s coping badly.
Sneed and cope, Dylan
Gonna get back to my life now, but remember - it’s open season against Dylan.
Have a feeling Burzum be image dumping an entire comic since he wasn’t getting any attention, coincidence since he isn’t there.
>>575
>Islamic song
>burzum shits up thread
>I mass report him
>burzum gets banned
>burzum ban evades
>burzum shits up thread
>I mass report him
>I get soft banned
>can't submit reports anymore
>I ban evade
>I mass report him
we are here
>>577
I miss when 4chan had 'ban evasion' as a report option.
>>578
Yeah I was surprised to see ban evasion wasn’t an option.
Apparently jannies aren’t used to this guy enough, someone really gotta come in clutch.
>>577
Lmao, based
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>>565
Ok hothead. How does your post do against these? (Pics too, I copied the filenames)

>No, you're just a tourist who started posting here in 2020/21. You know nothing.
>You weren't here in 2018 or even 2019, you don't know me or the history of these threads. So shut the fuck up, ignorant vagrant.
>I need to be cleansed. It's time to make amends. For all of the fun The damage is done. And I feel diseased. I'm down on my knees. I need forgiveness. Someone to bear witness. To the goodness within. Beneath the sin. Although I may flirt. With all kinds of dirt. To the point of disease. Now I want release. From all this decay. Take it away. And somewhere. There's someone who cares. With a heart of gold. To have and to hold.
>https://www.livescience.com/7005-brains-young-adults-fully-mature.html
>I don't want to share these threads with a bunch of 18-20 yo cocksuckers from Twitter. Leave. At least 4 years ago most posters here weren't outsiders.
>https://twitter.com/bunkk12/with_replies https://twitter.com/BnuuyL/with_replies https://twitter.com/Foxymilkies/with_replies https://twitter.com/fwappriciator/with_replies https://twitter.com/sup_mate/with_replies https://twitter.com/Narric_nsfw/with_replies
>You started posting here three months ago. What do YOU know about me or this general? Nothing. Stop embarrassing yourself, single digit IQ sperg from Twitter.
>https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/stere.png/ Pitiful.
>Oh, look a /v/edditor https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/1598938981753.png/ https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1598938981753.png/
>Oh, the irony. A self admitted newfag accusing me of being one. This is why I don't take anyone here seriously
>You started posting here three months ago. What do YOU know about me or this general? Nothing. Stop embarrassing yourself, single digit IQ sperg from Twitter.
>You are blind and ignorant.
>Stop posting in this general, adolescent autist.
>Just a threadly reminder that this poster is a literal teenager from Reddit.
>Stop posting here, teenage cocksucker.
>Kindly fuck off out of this thread, a literal underage autist that used to go by xcube.

He admited to using 4chanX to scramble his filenames. Can we make an archive of his shitpost and create a filter or a case for evade spam/post filterers? I thinks so.
>>581
Fuck dude you scared me for a second
>>581
BURZYOUNI-wait... You motherfucker.

But yeah thats about all burzy ever posts unless you miss his more automated responses. god it really says something about how... formulaic he is that just seeing those made me think the nutbar actually broke in here to screech.
>>514
It is pretty rich coming from a faggot who hasn't even started visiting the site almost a decade before I did. Funniest part is he acts the most like a newfag out of anyone else I've seen. He's his own special brand of retard.
is burzum lurking here now too? He's suddenly talking about college kids
>>581
So far, my filter can hide everything you listed, except for:
>"I need to be cleansed-"
>Twitter links
>https://arch.b4k (but the one that had /v/edditor in it is filterable)
>"you are blind and ignorant"

As for images, I don't know if scrambled filenames can hide from md5hash filtering. If true, then I just report for 'intentionally evading spam/post filters'
>>585
Ever since it got brought up in the thread he’s been lurking here and crossposting because he’s a spineless coward since he knows he’ll get banned here
>>581
instead of posting his txt and images here, I am just going to link the desuarchive links. Here is just a few from the last thread:

>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968781
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968788
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968799
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968822
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968834
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968846
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968929
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968944
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40968983
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969000
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969002
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969024
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969051
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969074
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969095
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969097
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969113
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969137
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969150
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969165
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969181
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969195
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969195
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969216
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969252
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969271
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969274
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969288
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969322
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969346
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969366
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969407
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969466
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969564
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969564
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969564
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969564
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969787
>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40966001/#q40969843
>>586
what is that arch link? is that supposed to be his deep web site?
>>587
Yet another point for 'massive attention whore' imo. If he wanted to actually plead his case for 'NEWFAGS RUINING IT ALL RABBLE RABBLE' heres his chance. Instead he looks like a crazy man posting at voices in his head. I like it cause it makes him 'old man yells at clouds' man.

>>589
Maybe? All I know I ain't touching one of those links on the off chance he weaponized the site and it tries to malware my ass with autism.
All I wanted was a waifur fuck
>>589
Just a shortened version of this
>https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/stere.png/ Pitiful.
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>>591
I'm sure it's a sentiment many can share friendo, a pity really.
>>593
Shits fucked mate
he is posting a excessively. NOW is the time to report him.
>Burzum seething still
You won’t do shit faggot
>>595
I wish I could but I got banned for 3 days LOL
>>597
Try 29 days
>>598
Sounds like a bitch to deal with, hopefully you get through it
>>599
Thing is, I trolled against Dylan and it showed that the Jannies don’t ban him.
Need a refresher - Burzum has buddies that’ll help him flood up the thread?

Hive mind type shit.
Yup, this is classic /pol/ tactics and exactly why the ID system was put in place on that board.

>>597
>>598
Oof, yeah I'm willing to bet the jannie on duty is just done with this shit and would rather shoot the messenger. Easier than playing wack-a-tard with burz since the second he gets banned he literally goes to his modem to IP hop.
>>601
I think they have a Discord
>>602
Lol the janny did a hard ban on me. Inb4 Dylan is the mod.
>>595
Nothing will happen right now, considering multiple people have gotten banned for reporting while him and that antiscale spammer didn't get shit.
Still gonna report him anyway though.
>>602
I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he got banned the other week was because a mod actually got triggered by those tranny wojaks he was posting, lol
I think the biggest flaw with Burzy's huge conspiracy about gay anons is that /hmoma/ is a dead general that regularly needs bumped off of page 10, you'd think if le gays were truly coming for /hmofa/ then their own thread would be a bit more active than that.
Burzum really just got set off because someone was talking about their story set in a college, and it was just the word “college.”

This man will find any excuse, any tiny flaw, any minor inconvience - God it really make me wonder what went wrong in this kid’s life.
>>601
It's just your usual troll sees fire, pours gasoline on it. There's no massive conspiracy just alot of autism and burz knowing how to use his phone to samefag his posts to bait harder. Yet another /pol/ technique btw.

>>604
threads would be nuked if thats the case. It's just a pissed off Jannie done with responding to the reports, they've been going on literally all day at this point I imagine.

>>608
I think we got a 90s senator in the closet situation myself.
>baiting people now
>by posting off-topic faggot porn
>>609
>90s senator in the closet situation myself
We already knows he browses /hmoma/ and has a twitter account, he's guilty of everything he accuses other of being. I mean he's literally posting gay porn he has saved right now.
>>609
>they've been going on literally all day at this point I imagine
And they're gonna keep going on too, fuck janny
>>611
It really makes me wonder if his dad actually belted him. Most likely another lie but holy shit I’d love to have a nice chat with his father.
>>611
>>613
Speaking of which, someone said they knew his twitter account?
I think you guys need to see that his inane screeching won't stop, he sees anyone moving away from the thread as a victory so staying here isint gonna help much either.You have to either match his autism and just keep on having discussion while ignoring his constant babling until little baby gets tired of his tantrum
>>614
This
>>611
Nearly every accusation he makes is projection.
>calls others autistic- is the most autistic one in the thread
>calls others imbeciles- has not made a single intelligent post
>calls others gay- is the only one posting fag shit in the thread
>calls others twitterfags- despite using the platform
etc etc
>>615
I am going to report him until he is ranged banned
>>615
Burzy can’t even post here
>>615
A lot of people have tried that, and when we ignore him he disappears all of a sudden and then some random fag comes in and starts spamming shit. Again, we already know this, but attention is all he wants.
>>610
He was getting desperate since his usual shit was ignored

>>613
I got the belt myself but I ain't this fucked up. I just got punished for being a dumbass like stealing a stopsign and getting caught by a cop. Stupid kids shit ya know? This? This is someone whos way past 'dad was a dickhead' territory and possibly into 'creepy uncle/aunt who wanted to play games with him' territory.
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He's posting gay porn. It's all so tiring.
>>619
Not the point I'm making.These type of behavior isint exactly new he's the type of person who feels accomplishment for "killing a general" which is frankly impossible since you can't stop people from posting behind a screen but even so it will only continue if you let it rule over you.im hopping back on in there and talk about fuzzy women
>>624
I gotta wait a month due to rogue jannies. I might focus on my job until then.
>>625
Just evade, bro. Clearly everyone else does it without consequence.
>>626
Don't you might inspire the ire of the rogue jannie
>>626
I dun wanna tho, I got a job
>>620
That's the point ignore it and assume every poster that starts some drama as him
>>604
>>606
>>598
>>597
I have been banned 3 times today for mass reporting him. All for 3 days. Working on by 4th ban now.
Sometime I wonder if the people who talk shit on Dylan is actually Dylan himself. I can maintain that I talked shit on him yet am not him, but sometimes I wonder if he samefags as if he has MPD
>>630
33 bans and counting
>>630
>>632
What is the best way to ban invade without having to buy a 4chan pass? Most VPN's are blocked and restarting by modem does nothing.

If burzum is going to ban evade we should too to report him.
>>633
Do jannies post here?
I wanna appeal
>>630
Bless you, anon.
>>631
He does. It's a classic /pol/ psyop technique to create false flamewars, drama, and most obviously false consensus. Even goes so far as to try and gaslight with his narrative of 'i am ze true oldfag you are all ze newfags' tripe.

You can tell because of near identical post structure and language commonality with a dash of rabidly attacking anyone daring to generate content. At the least he phoneposts.
He probably feels smug as hell seeing other people are getting banned while he isn't.
Does he think there's a crowd of oldfags cheering him on for his efforts this whole time, and they're just too shy to thank him?
I can post now, but the IP for the vpn server I was using got banned from reporting. Just think how many anons are going to see this ban from all over 4chan.
I feel like my potential waifur left /hmofa/ due to Burzum
>>639
I love it when my IP randomly gets assigned to a banned one. I like seeing what someone else posted and got clapped for.
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>>640
Nah, she's probably hiding like the rest, biding their time.
I cant respond to it since I'm banned but thank you for missy shitposts as always
>>642
She has to wait a month then
>>642
Thank you for these inspiring words in these trying times
Bruh Dylan just posted fucking Nickocado Avocado ass. This is out of control.
>New thread
>Not even one post in
>>647
>3 posters
>OP, one on-topic, two of Burzum posting fag porn
Incredible
>>647
You don't understand bro, he *has* to remind people that fags post in the thread. Who is he reminding, exactly? Nobody knows.
>>648
He’s going to spam gay shit the entire thread he’s so predictable I just know it.

At least we got this place.
>>648
Yeah I think we've provoked a complete meltdown. Anyone got reporter gifs nows the time to ask senator burzy how it feels to have outed his homosexual tendancies after spending his entire career denying that he was a gigantic faggot? I don't have a one sadly.
It’s only going to get worse, I can’t tell if my ban was a good thing or not
>>652
It's good to take breaks from time to time for the sake of sanity.
>>650
Lookie here, I was right. He’s samefagging as someone from hmoma. Coincidentally after the very moment he went silent for a few minutes. Of course, he went to get some ammunition.
>>653
As a based man said, what is the definition of insanity?
>>655
>Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity
I wonder how much it would cost to purchase the site from hiroshimoot
>This is what you wanted. This general needs to die. I choose death over humiliation. In Chaos, where we have plunged ourselves, the order of death is more logical than in Order, in which we validate ourselves for so many centuries, and which undoes itself under our automatic steps.

Here it comes :O
>>658
Yeah, report that.
>I choose death
What a faggot, thinking he gets to make that choice for the rest of everyone else in the thread.
>>657
Probably a fuckton if money. Little shit been milking this site ever since he implemented porn ads,A board specifically for tards who payed for some shitty pass. I think people from the japanese 4chan also complained about him
>>659
I can’t dude I’m banned lmao
>>660
I was always under the impression the site wasn't profitable tbh
>S-SEE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! ;(
>I-I WAS RIGHT UwU

How old is Dylan?
It's a very playing my fiddle as rome burns feel, but I am laughing my ass off. The absolute state of his mind atm must be on fire and screaming. He is that fucking ass mad. He's gone one man rampage, Dylan Roof eat your heart out haha

>>663
Age has nothing to do with insanity anon. Not one thing.
>>664
Yeah he’s completely fucking lost it, but don’t be surprised when he comes back shitposting like normal in a few hours or so.
He’s going to do it again, get ready
Make sure he doesn’t slam and spam the board with Sea Salt
Either the fag spammer wasn't him or he was doing it from a different device, because his gay little "do you see" post is still up
>>665
And we'll just wind him up again, now that I know how his brain works I'm gonna wind this monkey up and watch him bash his cymbals together much as I can. I'm sure his gears will grind down eventually. God my sides hurt
LMFAO HE GOT BANNED AND HE’S BACK TO EVADING HOLY SHIT THIS DUDE HAS COMPLETELY FUCKING LOST HIS MIND
>>669
>hope now you can see that it wasn't me, you fucking retards.

>30 seconds later the gay spammer is back
This dude can’t even figure out how to samefag properly without making it look suspicious, he’s going all in
>>669
Time for chaos
Lads I love hmofa just know I'll stick to it till the bitter end one autist will not stop my love for it
>>670
Update: He got banned again, start a timer see how long until he’s back to it
>>672
Based and same. I'll stick around even if it's just him and I, purely out of spite.
>>672
Same here. Plus we're figuring out his triggers and switches wether he likes it or not. The Furlumminati will prevail.
I like how he's got to try and drag me through the mud to prove something, yet can't prove shit.
I suspect he's even looked at my twitter account, but I use it to keep in touch with one guy and barely have anything in my bio there, let alone any affiliates, and my Sofurry account even lists 'human' as a goddamn species thing (because I think it's required?)
I mean, there's plenty of people he could use to try and prove his point, yet tags me in his insane rants.
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Shit's just fucked up today, isn't it? It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
> Are you fucking blind or something? You are the disease.

He’s coping too hard right now, this is a sign he’s reloading
Can someone tell to just shut the fuck up and spam more of his gay folder so he can get banned again?
>TFW no waifur to hang out with until ban expires
At least Dylan is getting fucked
>>673
And hes back! like clockwork
>>681
Nah I’m talking about him posting gay shit, he got banned twice already, but his main IP hasn’t been touched I don’t think.
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>>677
It's still kinda funny.
>posts fag shit in previous thread
>acts absolutely shocked anyone would consider him to be the one posting fag shit in this one
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>>680
Aw don't be like that, kick back, relax, laugh at his insanity.
>>684
He’s been silent for the past 4 minutes. Sucks to say I’m still a newfag but how do you really tell if someone’s banned other than their posts getting removed?
>>686
Nevermind he’s lurking, only time will tell until he throws another fit.

Though I enjoy the crossposting because it’s as if he’s speaking to no one.
Since I’m banned I’m gonna ask this, I’m looking to find a waifur for my needs.
>>688
There's another thread for that this thread is for meta discussion
>>689
Oh rip
>>690
he meant on furchan anon. It just don't get much use for obvious reasons
>>643
You're welcome.
We needs to come up with ways to ban evade when reporting him

>free VPN's (most require 4chan pass)
>paid vpn's (most require 4chan pass)
>phone hot spon (some require 4chan pass)
>restarting modem (only works for some, and can be ranged banned)

4chan passes are 20$ a piece and so it isn't feasible to keep buying another one.
I hope he got banned, but he probably just took a hot pocket break. At this point I can see the mods banning him but not deleting his post, so there is no direct evidence of his banning for I think the mods don't want to "reward" the constant reporting.
>>694
I doubt he deleted his gay posts though and he actually evaded once before the 2nd ban was enough for him
>>695
I think he’s taking a break
>>694
>>695
>>696
and he's back
>>694
Nah he's just doing his 'newfag git out ree' routine. Waiting for anyone making discussion and such. It's his passive bitch rate.
He is monitoring this thread right now so, I hope you guys can find the thread he hasn't shitposted in yet.
Off we go again
>>697
I think everyone’s going to bed right now for school or something lol
I miss when Burzum was just posting gay shit so that he kept getting banned, wish he did more of that
Got a bad feeling Burzum killed my waifur
>>703
No activity in the thread = No excuse for Burzum to lose his shit
>>704
Fuck this I’m gonna lurk.
See you fags soon.
>>693
how does /hmofa/ have so little competent autist to defend against chaos autist like burzum? I thought /hmofa/ would have at least 2 neets who would dedicate the rest of their lives to ip hopping to report him, like burzum has dedicated his to shitting up the thread.

We need a hero
>>669
I wasn't in the thread to see the posts that got deleted, but in the previous thread, all his shitposts are still there.
What were the posts that the mods deleted?
So did Burzum get banned or not? I was gone for a bit and it sure as shit doesn't look like he did.
>>708
He ban evaded like usual
I’m gonna go to bed now.
Night everyone, see you when my time is done. Please don’t wait up for me, I’ll be back one day.
>>708
His alts got burned, TL;DR we kinda provoked a meltdown and he dived on a gay porn image dump and giving the speed of it I think it was his personal stash. Eitherway it was god damn funny.
>>707
It was gay furry shit on the most recent one
Burzum is just posting edgy poetic shit at this point, probably too afraid that he’ll get banned again
>>713
Good, because reporting that seems to fall under 'automated spambot', just like when he got banned for posting Islamic poetry.
I would report it, but I'm banned.
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>>553 (me)
WIP filter going very well, false positives are extremely rare, while shitposts are identified.
Need more burzum meltdowns to grow the filter.
>>590
>>589
It's just another imageboard archiving site like Desuarchives.
Well luckily he sleeps in my time of posting. Although I feel bad for the burgers who'll have to deal with his shitposting in the morning
>Everyone in his timezone asleep
>Declares victory over 'newfags'
>Retcons own perception of reality
>'slow and comfy again'

I'm torn between laughing my ass off and shaking my head. I mean it's probably shitpost bait, but if it isn't, does that mean his every autistic shitflinging fit was because it got too active?

>Something I like is getting popular!
<I MUST DESTROY IT PREPARE THE GIGANIGGAENGINE

Probably not true but god does his insanity amuse me one way or another.
>>693
>>706
PRIORITY NUMERO UNO
>>719
Im sure thats a different poster tho
He didn't have anything to say about the earlier comic dump that included a couple scenes of gay sex. Funny, that.
No idea what he’s doing now but looks like he’s in his wojak phase. And someone else made another thread dedicated to his autism, wow.
>>724
Mods don't get mad for reporting soyjaks.
>>725
Not saying to report them, I just found it odd.
>>724
Yeah, whoever made that second thread is a moron for doing it.
Make sure to report the soyjaks and the nihilist pastas if you haven't already.
>>727
>make sure to report-
I am fucking banned b/c of reporting.
>>728
Same but that hasn't stopped me.
Chaos has hit the catalog
>>730
What, you mean those other two shitposting threads? I'd hardly call that chaos, just some guy who got bootyblasted.
>>731
>two threads
There's 4 of them all giving him attention.
>>732
I wasn't counting the one with the fang OP since that was mentioned already, but I didn't notice that FF thread with his name in the OP. What an odd target.
>gay pedo who plays with dolls
Does he think he is helping his case here?
>>734
I'm not even sure if thats him tbh but he might of just been inspired by the absolute clusterfuck of afghanistan. At least it's hella obvious bait.
Huh, two twelve hour threads in a row, not bad.

Won’t last long though, he’ll come in and start spamming shit when no one gives him attention.
>>736
How it goes, I think I've noticed a cycle. We're in the end part before it starts again as people stop paying attention for him and he quietly gets his schizoalts around the bans he got. Then he gets slowly more active and scales up faster as people ignore him until it's impossible to ignore him. Though as we've seen if he's pushed enough he'll go into a meltdown. Then his carefully used alts get banned and we get some quiet as he won't risk his main IP.

I think we'll have about another days worth of quiet on that front before he starts again.
>>736
Considering I'll be uploading another chapter of a story on Saturday (and there's still three chapters I'm uploading weekly beyond that) and I'm on his 'list', sadly so. I'll consider it lottery win odds for him not to super-sperg out, and I can only hope people just don't respond.
I would apologise, but I'm quite beyond that. I won't let him compromise something I enjoy and provide something I want others to enjoy.
>>737
What I’ve seen once most people start ignoring him he “disappears” and some random person comes in out of nowhere and starts spamming shit.

I remember the sfur spammer, he said he was posting that Pepper guy’s gay art to “prove a point” that twitter artists/gays shouldn’t be on here, then starts spamming random sfur pics. Called himself an “oldfag” even.

It’s always Burzum. He was the blacked spammer and tried to spam gay shit the other day. He’s so predictable at this point.
>>736
>two twelve hour threads in a row, not bad.
Nah the previous one if I remember correctly did 22ish hrs before dying this one might do 14hrs. But don't fucking jinx it.
>>738
Yeap, he posted a desuarchive filename search of this reaction pic I often post and then said I have been “marked.”

https://youtu.be/2TQcGb8LLMM
>>738
Not one thing to be sorry over, he loses his shit the moment anyone generates content, even stuff like shitpost wonderhits such as elzillabeth or dragon knight. He'd be sperging it up if his alt devices weren't banned. We know what he wants at this point, easiest way to deal with him is ignore him until he goes full retard and report him at that point where it's impossible to ignore his bullshit or sweep it under a rug.

>>739
Very. Very damn obvious. Thats the midgame, falseflag shitposting claiming to be the savior. Mucho CIA glowie. Best counter is calling him out with unlinked posts since he uses (You)s to figure out when he's hooked someone. Never confront him directly just preach truth. Eventually it'll get through people's heads that he samefags and if you don't engage he'll be shut down.

Course that sets off the lategame spam spree. But at that point we all know what to do.
>>742
Wdym by unlinked posts? And wouldn’t calling him out still be directed at him?
>>743
I mean don't go directly replying, no giving (you)s to him.

There's a marked difference in response time. Direct response comes rapid fire and usually just his canned shitbait. Indirect takes him anywhere from 5-10 minutes to notice and try to attack from what I saw. The second he sees a red ! in his tabs he comes faster than the boys in the hood to the sound of fresh watermelon being sliced.

Main thing is getting anons to not take the bait in the first place but they forget eventually. I know it's a paradoxical thing but it is how you have to play it when people start falling for it again.
>>744
There's always going to be new people who just don't know, sadly. Shit, that's what got me fast-tracked to his list when I first started posting stories a couple of years back since it prompted him to research into my other, non-/hmofa/ stories.
I still somewhat suspect my less than stellar response put me on a few other people's own lists (and maybe even blocks), but oh well; lesson learned.
>>744
Ah I understand now. Yeah that is a good approach I guess but I have no idea how I would do that.

Also would like to point out how ironic it is for Burzum to call me a newfag because “You don’t know me (same 10 insults)” yet I’ve been on long enough to see his pattern and how predictable he is.
>>746
Is it though? remember when he spammed hmofa threads in the catalog with wojaks? Then theres also phases when he suddenly becomes anti-scaly.
>>747
Yeap, but it’s usually one consistent cycle
>Starts baiting everyone
>Thread goes bad
>Keeps baiting
>People start to ignore him
>Stops posting
>Couple of good threads
>”Random” spammer appears out of nowhere
>”Random” spammer leaves, Burzum shows up out of the blue
>Burzum starts false flagging and goes back to the same 10 insults
>>746
>I have no idea how I would do that.
Assume every shitty post is made in bad faith and don't respond. This will improve the quality of the thread either way.
>>747
>remember when he spammed hmofa threads in the catalog with wojaks?
I'm still of the opinion that was someone else. There seems to be a person who seethes at the very existence of /hmofa/ both as a fetish and a thread who is active elsewhere on /trash/. If you opened that shitposting thread from the other day with the Legosi op you might have seen him make a long, exceedingly autistic post detailing his misanthropy and comparing hmofa to bleached/blacked (bc he's a furcuck). That isn't the first time he's posted a screed like that. If a poster mentions "hmofa niggers" that's probably this guy.
>>750
Case in point, someone appears to be getting triggered right now by the inclusion of "hmofa" in the op of /mmog/. Wouldn't be surprised if the wojak spam started shortly.
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>>751
Here we go.
>>751
8 hours and looks like we got away with it. Burzum went on the other thread shitting on other threads and had a complete meltdown, saying he wasn’t ESL or homosexual, but it’s mostly narcissistic-schizophrenic type shit.
Dylan is the true maggot.
Seriously, he needs to be taught a lesson.
>>753
Man really just made a list of “the undesirables” which is every /hmofa/ content creator. I’ll give him one point for putting Dogsmith on there, though he clearly belongs on the list as well.
>>755
Still waiting for the day he posts creators, waifurs, stories, art, etc he actually likes. If he's incapable of listing things he enjoys, then it means any sort of excuse for 'caring about' the general is complete bullshit, because he has no metric by which to even suggest ways to improve the thread.
Y'know, unless he's just a complete liar.
>Imagine replying to our posts on the main general
Doesn’t Dylan have that type of face/jawline that /pol/fags have?
I swore I saw that image of his face before.
>>757
He has no one to bait what do you expect?
>>758
Since when did they find his face
>>760
I know he’s white
>nta, but we've tried ignoring him for long enough. at this point just have everyone in the thread respond to him, fuck it
Why
>>762
That anon is retarded, that's why.
>>762
Litterally him samefagging just don't give it attention
>That long post
>yeenfags
>literally
I hate nihilists so much it's unreal. Utterly disgusting """philosophy""", its adherents are fit only for death.
>One joke and Dylan has ammo
>T-Thanks for proving me r-right!
Who are you winning over? No one.
Not gonna lie, he almost had me. I thought what he always complained about was the only way I could fit in but then I realized the only person who actually cared was himself, so now I don’t really give a shit.
Am I seriously considering to take a fucking janny application when they become available?
>>771
No jannies on /trash/. That's the entire point of the board. Just buy the whole site, it'll be easier.
Typical 9-5 fast food employee
>I-I OWN THE BOSRD NOW, ALOHA SNACKBAR!
Was Dylan in special needs?
>>774
I wouldn't be surprised. I heard he's on disability for autism or something.

It's fucking rich that he's the kind of leech that's fucked things over for a lot of people including myself in Australia. Literal communism bullshit for university entrance scores and they rounded mine down to the lowest denominators in my class. Literally chunked my score low enough not to make the entry requirement.

The cunt.
So today, I learned not to joke about breaking global rule 4. Now my idiotic ass has to wait around 4 days before I can post on any board again. At least on the bright side, I'll have a break from Burzum.
>>777
My condolences guy, as I've said before,
Mods are faggots.

On a completely unrelated note, what's your favourite waifur? I'll likely have something for you in the /fg/ thread.
>>777
I broke rule 9 and made the Jannies think I was Dylan.
Be happy you’re not me.
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burzum put me on his list twice
feelsgoodman
>>777
>They dont ban evade
ngmi and hey i know youre lurking here dylan, i saw that shitty screencap you made
>M-MUH YOURE BAN EVADING
You are the poster child of ban evading nigger
>>780
Back off buddy, Burz is MY gf.
>Doesn’t Dylan have that type of face/jawline that /pol/fags have?
You mean a chad's chin? No way. Burzum wishes he looked as good as a /pol/ack.
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Is mod feedback suppose to be a complaint box?
Telling mods that there's currently a ban evader that got away with posting a dead, naked child sounds like a valid comment that falls under 'moderation feedback'.
>>778
i see a severe lack of snakefus but ill take whatever we can get
>>778
You sure you should be drawing tho? Thought you were taking a break
>>786
>>785
Less taking a break more like my brain's kicking my ass harder than before lol.
>>787
Well id give it a few more days, but yeah sometimes the you just wanna do shit
Lmao, he's having another meltdown but he knows better than to start the wojak/pasta shit again.
What an angry individual. You're going to have a stroke it you keep this up, Burzy.
>>790
I hope he does lol
Where is the anon who was making the filter?
>Kill the thread? I want to preserve it.

Proceeds to say all current content creators including talented artists like DeadMimicked should rot in hell.
>>793
He abandoned that pretense already, he's no longer hiding that he wants the thread dead. He explicitly said this earlier today.
>>794
Nah he’ll go right back to saying he’s preserving the thread. DID type shit.
Well at least the Americans can post knowing dylan is asleep. Still feels bad man
>>796
Dude he’s still awake look at the thread
>>797
Thats what Im saying hes been awake for awhile now sonner or later that tank of his is gonna go bust
>>798
Considering him this is normal, he’s been up for 2+ days straight before
>>798
He never sleeps. He takes amphetamines so he can stay awake to shitpost. He hasn't slept in 4 years. His diet consists of nothing but coffee and Monster Zero Ultra. His piss is neon yellow and always burns. He is truly the ultimate lifeform.
I wonder if he advertises /hmofa/ in other places himself just to draw in more "enemies" to fight back against.
>>801
Yeah, he's probably the guy that drops by other furry threads to piss people off with HMOFA supremacy posts too.
> 3-hour threads
I wonder why
>Responding to hours ago bait
Yeah looks like little baby is awake
>feeding it
Why can't people learn to hide and ignore
>>801
Of course he does. Remember, nearly everything he says or does is simply projection.
Why does he exist
>>807
Some samefaggotry on his part or some other random who just decided to pop in the thread.Althoug it's weird to see him veer off from his usual "newfag" spam to degenerating to "Bee bee ceee", seems like that other spammer hit a nerve
>>808
also Ironic since he spams shitted everytime he get ignored
I’m honestly surprised the alt thread is still fairly inactive relative to the main thread. You’d think after all these years, it would get at least some consistent activity, at least when the main thread in such a bad state. I guess people just prefer talking about him over human males and female anthros.
>>810
Eh mostly three people there having a laugh at him at these hours maybe later, although shilling this chan in the OP has been suggested before
>>811
>mostly three people there having a laugh at him at these hours maybe later,
I doubt it when this thread has existed for like, a month and it’s only 100 posts short of matching the replies of the on-topic thread.
>>810
I'm guessing it's less any of the threads being more or less active than usual and instead the meta thread just giving people a place to complain without filling up either of the others like before.
>>810
It needs more of the better writers to head over there to populate and induce discussion because, let's be honest, I rarely generate any buzz about my works.
>>814
Don't feel bad man, it's the work that goes into it that counts. Although to be honest my works dont get that much traction either
>>329
>>792
here's the filter
https://ghostbin.com/paste/qxS1L
Be sure to read the comments at the top of the paste.
>>816
Accidentally posted it to make all comments highlight by default, just delete that, the paste already says how to remove it.
I have it highlighted to make expanding the filter easier.
>>816
Bless you kind sir
>>818
Be sure to use the MD5 filters in the ghostbin too.
>>778
It's a toss-up between Master Tigress and Miyu Lynx. Honestly, I'm the "horny little bastard from /hmofa/" that pretty much got Fritewag to start writing "a lotus by any other name."
Love how there was /blacked/ near the end of the thread and black crime statistics and cucksmith, oh boy
Still here, Dylan
lmao look at that wojak fuck evading filters.
He is still here, after all this time. He can never go, there is no escape.
https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg
sorry for more gremlin Jin
>>825
you're all g lol
Guess we had too many good threads in a row
>>827
Don't worry Anon, we can talk about stuff here while the thread is in shitshow mode.
>inciting incident is a /v/ thread
so which option is more likely:
a) a random /v/ermin who has nothing to do with the /trash/ thread made it
b) a falseflagger made it specifically to incite shitposting
c) an actual newfag made it not realizing what it would cause
>>827
Pretty funny that he admits he never posted in the past few slow threads but the moment he starts in this one it goes to shit.

A weird coincidence, I'm sure.
>>830
>admits
he's lying.
Dylan is at it again, someone post his YT page.
>>830
Stop believing things he says at face value, it's bait. It's a blatant lie made in the hope that someone will try to argue with him about it.
Seriously what set off the retard?
>>834
I was gonna say "read the thread" but considering the state it's in that'd be a total waste of time lol
There was a /v/ thread where the OP was just "hmofa" and he got triggered, then some tripfag started replying to him
I wonder if his 3 day ban is up and he immediately started spamming again. As autistic as Barney fag. Probably gets triggered on other boards when he sees a furry woman.
I used to be annoyed when burzoomer posted but him talking like a supervillain is prime entertainment.
>>835
He obviously made that thread.
Any comments on this filter?
https://rentry.co/2xorb
>Dylan meltdown
Good to see we're having another 3-hour thread, great.
It's replying to itself again.
Got back from work an hour ago and it’s gonna be a 3 hour thread. Man
There’s two of him now, what
>Dylan is the real schizo ITT
Color me shocked
oh well I guess the Americans get to have a good thread while we have to deal this
>>846
It's sad, this is when I usually post stuff. Us insomniacs get boned as well. Usually get to post a chapter or something then Boom, shit post time by faggotmcfuckface.
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>the main thread
my god i turn around working on a piece of art and it just devolves...
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a shitslide,
No escape from this fecal sea~
>>851
cute kot
>>851
The fuck she doing get her outta there
https://youtube.com/shorts/wzAkGBbkNMg?feature=share
This dumbass schizo claims to have found my “deactivated twitter account.”

Dude just wants to throw shots at anyone, man is retarded.
>>854
He throws completely unsubstantiated shit around all the time. He's tried to label me with political affiliations that I have neither any interest or support in, in an attempt to turn people against me, as well as try and layer on other shit I've never done on my non-/hmofa/ content.
Not as if I hide my shit on my accounts either, I obviously just don't post it where it isn't wanted. The political affiliation one is doubly hilarious since he claimed it was on my twitter profile, along with pronouns. I literally say I'm an amateur writer and that's all I give.
>>851
Hey, Mimicked I have a question. I know you're lurking and sometimes post a drawing or drawings related to what people are talking about in the thread. Do you plan on coming back anytime soon or are you just going to wait until this entire crap blows over (which looks like it isn't going to I hope I'm wrong) as someone suggested a while back (even though I assume you've been lurking prior to that anon saying what he said)?
>>854
>>855
The best thing you can do is to just hide his posts and not respond. Believe me, I know how tempting it is to humor him, but that only serves to clog the thread even further. Because no matter what, he is not going to concede in whatever stupid argument you get into with him.

He's extremely easy to filter, so just ignore him.
>mods bonked burzum's posts again
Excellent
>>859
For real?
>>859
>>860
Wow mods are actually coming in clutch now. Let’s see how long until he’s back.
>>861
I'm assuming he's the one who posted the "guess who's back" video
>>862
Yup it’s him

Get this man outta here
I wonder how much he spends on passes, lol
>>857
I never really left, but yeah I'll likely be more active once it settles down more regularly. Though that always depends on my own state of mind as per usual.
where the fuck is the thread
>>866
Abandoned. Everyones playing Morgan pro skater.
>>867
what? I missed last thread did dimsum finally realeased it?
>>868
Very early build to let people run around and check things out.
>>869
where is it at?
Dylan is at it again.
I expect him go shitpost for three days straight.
>>873
and we were having such a slow comfy thread
>>873
He's defending wholesome and I don't know how to feel about it.
Reminder any time he posts his copypastas
>This post appears to be an automated spambot
Or since I'm guessing he didn't wait until the ban was over
>This post is intentionally evading post/spam filters
The guy really should have just ghosted and come back with a new account name, looking forward to spergzum raging about him in the OP for the next two weeks
>>877
Ever hear of the phrase "Don't negotiate with terrorists"? The Same applies to Dylan. He gets a half chub the moment he thinks that you caved in
>>877
On the bright side, 7 spergposts in a row is peak "automated spambot" material.
well thread's shit again.
Somebody's cranky today
>>881
I'm going to see if tranny Janny is gonna notice my report if I list it as "doxing". Who knows maybe jannies will actually do their job for once
>cyberstalking someone because they were a teenager years ago and replying to them 10 times when they make 1 reply
>radolabre makes innocent post
>pedo-necrophile makes 3 replies and posts his steam profile

This guy is the Anti-Chrischan
>>883
>>884
Not entirely sure claiming the person he's stalking is underage is the optics he wants
Instead of complaining about it and doing nothing in the process but give burzum what he savors, what are your solutions for it?
>>886
I was just about to reply to him but then backtracked because I knew it would do nothing. You can never bargain with this man.
>>886
Not reply and dedicate half the thread to giving the attention he's looking for?
>>887
I think you guys need to realize that he doesn't care about the general don't believe that shit about "saving hmofa" that just a ruse. He wants attention and to kill the thread by driving away content creators
>Radolabre is killing hmofa
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Jesus Christ, I thought he calmed down for a couple of threads but he’s lost it now. He’s just going after everyone.
>>892
Is it possible to get banned and not get your posts deleted? I'm starting to think those time where he wasn't active was because he got banned or something
>>893
I've been banned from other boards before without having my post deleted so it's possible. On the other hand I think they just don't care anymore, I have reported most of his posts for one reason or another over the past few months and I have yet to get in trouble for it
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>>891
yup
>>895
tiresome waifur
Weird. I thought the problem was supposed to be that the thread was "under constant attack from an army of teenage newfags", but now it seems like it is just the one.
Everyone is apparently now just the same goat loving redditor. The problem was always only ever him, and if he alone would leave everything would be perfect, I guess.
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Where does Dylan live?
Can someone please explain to me why Pecrophile is so obsessed with a person who used to use Reddit and was a teenager?
>>900
Lol that thread, they figured out quickly that he made that thread. He’s so fucking retarded he lets his ego get to his head and has to brag about himself. He needs to sew his mouth shut and jump off a cliff because he has a fucking child abuse fetish. I don’t get why he had to post about that serial killer who tortured his teenage victims in the most painful ways possible.

He’s a fucking pyschopath. He’s a piece of shit. He belongs nowhere in society. He deserves to be in jail. I know he just fantasizes about getting his hands on a teenager so he could torture him to death. Genuinely sick person.
>>901
Honestly should someone gather information about Dylan and contact the authorities?
>>902
For right now, I don’t think it’s worth it. The only thing we really have on him is the video of that naked child getting killed but that was deleted by mods in minutes, and they probably couldn’t do anything about it either.

But if he has one video like that, there’s gotta be more. We’ll just wait and see.
>>903
Honestly what can drive Dylan to pure insanity?
>>904
The fact he will never live up to his sick and twisted fantasies. He probably doesn’t live on his own and can’t just find a victim to kidnap and torture on his own. Even if he did he’s too much of a coward to do it because he’s probably more than aware of how it will lead to prison.

So this is the closest thing he can get to living out his fantasies - driving away people who are just barely adults. Yes, it takes longer for the brain to mature, but people don’t give a shit unless you’re actually underage. It’s just the norm.
>>882
You can. Generally, some take (can't say which), others get you a warning. Same name on twitter usually isn't actioned unless it's a collage of screencaps. You usually won't get the b& for reporting screens of accounts on external sites, but they also tend to sit on them in most circumstances. As said before, always report clear & distinct death threats under the second bubble

>>893
>>894
Of course. I don't think posts are automatically marked for deletion. The mass-purges (like last week's) usually happen when a large volume of posts are validly reported under the same categories by different users. I recommend going back to those threads in the archive and skimming through the trashcanned posts to see what personas (by posting style) were yeetle-deleted
>>906
I should clarify: the usual offenders are politically racy or otherwise strongly opinionated tweets that are intended to foment "grassroots" lynch mobs on the boards. I miss when these were just raids that spammed original memes on Facebook pages for lulz - now it's death threats and gay ops. Lord, i loathe this timeline.
>Hurr self inserd
Man I wish I had green eyes.
>that took him over an hour to make
Kek no wonder his activity was a little slow. Hey faggot post here already no one is gonna fucking hurt you stop being such a pussy
>hurr durr radolabre was a redditor and teenager!! redditolabre!! guys!!

imagine his face when you tell him he was also a teenager before. this nigga
Does he have any close relatives or family? Y'know for Minecraft purposes
Funny how he cries about people from /v/ or /k/ or /the/ but /pol/shit is a-ok despite being one of the most normified boards in the past five years
>>912
/tg/ not /the/ lol
>>912
>>913
You can bet your fat ass that he's also the one complaining. All those obnoxious anti-/pol/ posts follow the exact same pattern as the pro-/pol/ soyboy posts. And whenever his mom tells him to put out the garbage the thread suddenly returns to pre-shitposting calm until he comes back. All those people "taking the bait" all decide to just get up and do something else at the same time. Likewise, he's the one making those posts on /v/ and creating those Twitter accounts. Nobody even knows they exist except for him.

I think he favors /pol/ type stuff, but his political preferences are secondary to his hate for the thread. I've seen him request /pol/-type art from a visiting drawfag, and then immediately go into his typical concern trolling about the result.
now if only the jannies were this based everytime he posts
>gets pwned by janny
>comes back and has an angry meltdown in the same thread
lol
>>916
>gets pwned' again
a good night for me
I told you so. He's back, and suddenly we have multiple posts per minute pretending to take the bait again.
I could care less about the fact he’s shitposting when he has a child abuse fetish and owns several child death videos
Not gonna lie, that american psycho edit someone posted was pretty funny.
>>920
I didn’t see, mind sharing a link?
>>920
>>921
Nevermind just found it that shit was funny
Feels kinda lonely without him but just think about how much better life is without him
>another /v/ thread
>he's there telling /v/ermin to kys themselves
>someone followed him there to argue with him more
Pure retardation
Not even trying to hide it today
>This post appears to be an automated spambot
>>924
Probably samefagging as always. It's ebin plan to entice a raid has been as successful as everything else in it's life so it now has a full on meltdown.

It has been doing shit like this for at least four years now (probably more) and it still produces nothing but failure. Imagine investing more time into something than a full time job for several years and still being bad at it. What a pathetic creature.
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>This post appears to be an automated spambot
What's more pathetic: taking the time to set up a spambot, or doing it manually?
>>928
Doing it manually, because you can just look up spambot scripts on the internet. Now you have a spambot ready to spam and all you have to do is ignore the spyware that's included in the code.
Sweet, mods banned him twice now.
Kek. He's done with his meltdown and he's trying to be "subtle" now. The same stale bait and buzzwords. He is so transparent he might as well be made of glass.
Looking at the archive and see a bunch of fucking dumpster fire images, what the fuck?

Did he get banned for that? I missed that entire thing.
>>932
Yea, mods got him. Twice, in a single thread.
>>932
Mods deleted those posts so forget about last thread
>>933
How pathetic.

>Kill the thread? I want to preserve it.
I got the feeling he got banned 4 times now since the thread was starting to go to shit then he just went radio silent
>>936
The dumpsterposting was new. I'm guessing he lost it over being banned repeatedly.
>>938
That’s very Dylan. He’s literally shown screen caps of his scripts designed to save images (of /scaly/ from back in the day), corrupt and spam post them in a similar way, though this time was less corruption based, no doubt to make it seem like legit posting.
Of course when he posted that script and started spamming, he might as well have been holding the smoking gun and got banned almost immediately.
Janny applications are being accepted, someone go grab it already
You guys think after he had his dumpster fire meltdown he completely burned himself out?
>>943
I don't know, but how long do you think he was banned for?
>>944
I don't think its him though. But what pisses me off more are the retards that fall for such obvious bait. How hard is it to ignore?
>>945
It’s definitely Dylan pretending to be some rando from blacked, the projection is unreal
>>946
forgot to attach this
>>947
I don't know about that. There's plenty of others that have a hate boner for hmofa. And there are a select few who spam blacked too
>>942
Not for /trash/, sadly.
>>949
Shit…
>>949
>>950
we've been over this like 4 times now
see >>377 >>772
I don't know why you guys still seem to think /trash/ is moderated, the fact that it isn't is literally the only defined theme of the board
no, your reports aren't going to be effective, and no, you can't become a janny for it
I got a theory that Burzum actually got a job which explains the very little shitposting recently
>>952
No. He just got banned several times and is currently hiding away from the jannies. It's the usual cycle. Give it a few more weeks and he'll be right back to his retardation.
My only question is what he does in the meantime, since it's clear this is his only hobby.
>>953
Complain about femboys on /hmoma/. Any excuse to bitch about the bisexual menace.
>>953
More proof he’s a fucking pussy
Looks like another episode is starting. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.
>>956
What do you think it will be this time? BBC-posting? Soyjack spamming? Dumpsterpost botting?
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>>958
What happened now.
>>959
It appears to have subsided for now, but earlier some attention whore fag came in spamming offtopic gay renamon shit. Then some other anon decided he'd just image dump some ontopic hmofa art, in retaliation to the gay shit. Not nearly as bad as it has been in the past with burz, but whatever.
Autists trying to force things where they don't belong is a tale as old as time

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