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Anonymous 12/23/2020 (Wed) 11:23:49 No. 2871

Ah a fresh thread to populate with smut.

r00t Board owner 12/23/2020 (Wed) 11:51:13 No. 2872

So, that spam attack was pretty large but it's cleaned up now. I've reinstated the threads that were bumped off from the archive.
You guys can choose to go back to the older one or just continue on with this newer thread, either way.

Anonymous 12/24/2020 (Thu) 23:00:19 No. 2874

>>2872
I saw that spam attack and thought maybe it was maintenance in process or something. Anyway thanks for cleaning it up Mr. Root, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

Anonymous 12/24/2020 (Thu) 23:21:56 No. 2875

remember to hug your yeens this christmas, FC

Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 05:22:37 No. 2877

>>2871
I'll do my part.

Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 09:56:39 No. 2879

Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 13:32:10 No. 2880

Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 22:08:30 No. 2883

reposting my waifu waifur

Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 00:56:35 No. 2884

>>2883
She's a good waifu

Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 06:41:52 No. 2888

Shit's on fire, yo.

Anonymous 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:15:59 No. 2889

>>2888
They can't censor us if they can't find us anon. Thankfully we have Anna on the case.

Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:09:06 No. 2894

Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:09:56 No. 2895

Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:22:43 No. 2896

>>2870
Don't have many still images of Cindy.

Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 10:28:52 No. 2897

who are these two
and let me guess from the ratio of hmofa-to-solo pics: the rest are with furbois or more solo

Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 02:14:44 No. 2898

>>2897
you'd be surprised

Anonymous 02/10/2021 (Wed) 13:33:23 No. 2904

>>2870
I made xml and json files out of the masterbin.

https://github.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/blob/master/masterbin.xml
https://github.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/blob/master/masterbin.json

Anonymous 02/10/2021 (Wed) 21:41:38 No. 2905

>>2904
good work as always, azu

Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 14:12:15 No. 2920

How have you guys been holding up? By the way, do you have any other memes like this? I already saw the gremlin racoon gf from the previous thread.

Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 16:47:59 No. 2922

just posting a meme, no hate intended

Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:55:33 No. 2923

>>2920

Anonymous 02/14/2021 (Sun) 23:21:13 No. 2926

>>2920

Anonymous 02/20/2021 (Sat) 10:52:10 No. 2931

It's ok guys, I am calm down now. Found my meds in anon's cock, in which he kindly distributed into my warm cookie. Thank you anon.

Anonymous 02/21/2021 (Sun) 22:14:47 No. 2932

Anonymous 02/27/2021 (Sat) 14:30:43 No. 2935

How has everyone been doing lately? Working on anything new?

>>2932
Thoughts on this video clip? I know this board usually draws or writes stories, however has anyone considered trying a different creative approach or medium?

Anonymous 02/28/2021 (Sun) 17:34:35 No. 2936

>>2935
Finished one project to the usual...uh, two readers who I know of and a couple hundred views with a pervasive silence tied to that. Nothing like major regression between titles to ensure it seems like I'm getting worse.
There's merit to that, too, so I'm not just being overly critical to myself; my proofreader has said, for the first time I can think of, that a chapter of what I'm working on now is boring, so I've got to unfuck myself as I go on and try and fix this mess.

Anonymous 03/01/2021 (Mon) 01:30:01 No. 2937

>>2936
Link your stuff

Anonymous 03/01/2021 (Mon) 02:38:37 No. 2938

>>2937
https://www.sofurry.com/browse/folder/stories?by=365371&folder=74166
This is the folder for the last story series I 'finished', and you'll need a sofurry account to see them (and if you don't want to, I can post the individual links).
I say finished, but I'll be going back to it, but it ended after specific arc in the story was completed. I'm planning to do an arc per 'month' in story with some aspects that carry over from each.

Anonymous 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:26:06 No. 2939

>>2938
I would be really bad at reviewing this, because I autistically hate stories set in the first person
they always feel like someone else is telling me about the story rather than I'm in it, which makes romance and especially lewds really awkward

I know person has nothing to do with story quality, so I won't try to review it
but good luck man, I can tell you care a lot and are putting in a lot of effort

Anonymous 03/02/2021 (Tue) 01:48:55 No. 2940

>>2939
Thanks for considering it, anyway.
I usually write in third person, but Candace being Candace started as an experiment in first person that I figured I'd make the whole series follow.

Anonymous 03/11/2021 (Thu) 03:22:26 No. 3013

>>2935
DecoFox reporting in. Almost done with #5 lewds. Doing edit passes with a few people.

Anonymous 03/13/2021 (Sat) 22:46:17 No. 3088

hello yes can i get a fucking
uhhhhh

Anonymous 03/13/2021 (Sat) 22:46:47 No. 3089

spirit waifur

Anonymous 03/14/2021 (Sun) 14:53:16 No. 3096

STORIES
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/
GhostBin: https://ghostbin.co/
googledocs: https://www.google.com/docs/about/
pastebin: https://pastebin.com/ (no longer allows lewds and certain words)
sofurry: https://www.sofurry.com/ (need account for lewds hidden by author)

ART
devianart: https://www.deviantart.com/ (register for lewds)
e621: https://e621.net/
furrafinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/ (register for lewds)
imigur: https://imgur.com/ (cellphone for lewds)
inkbunny: https://inkbunny.net/
newgrounds: https://www.newgrounds.com/
pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/
twitter: https://twitter.com/explore

TOOLS
SauceNao: https://saucenao.com/
desuarchive: https://desuarchive.org/
github: https://github.com/
hemingwayapp: https://www.hemingwayapp.com/

OTHER
1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Main_Page
E-Hentai Galleries: https://e-hentai.org/
ExHentai: https://exhentai.org/ (need account on E-Hentai forums first)
furchan: https://furchan.net/
reddit: https://www.reddit.com/ (e.g. "Coronation Day")

Pictures from left to right
>It's ok to be boring on Christmas
>Greased Monkey
>first contact procedures

Anonymous 03/28/2021 (Sun) 20:17:55 No. 3273

>>2870
The mods on cuckchan are being gay again. Literally banning random people along with spammers. And it looks like they didn't ban the BBC spammer. No rules were broken so they probably pulled something out their ass about breaking Global rule 1. It's fucked.

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 00:59:31 No. 3274

>>3273
In /hmofa/?

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 01:46:30 No. 3275

>>3274
Ja. Saw it happen in real time in how the post were deleted in groups not all at once. It doesn't surprise me. Mods have informal rules like banning people for linking to kiwifarms like linking to the dylan-wash thread. They will ban you for "doxxing", but in reality they just don't want to be associated with the place (from someone who followed up with the mods on IRC). I wonder if they were banning people who were responding to the spammer last thread. If I did, I did so unknowingly. I think they banned me with the spammer because I was 'spamming' comfy pics, like posting them as soon as the cool-down expired. I am confident, though, that they will un-ban me in 3 days when I can appeal it. But either case this isn't good that mods on /trash/ have resorted to informal interpretations of the rules, which can open up more opportunities to bias moderation. The reason they gave for banning me was "violating U.S. Law". ???. WAIFURS ARE NOT ILLEGAL!

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 01:54:25 No. 3276

4chan Mods have always been fags, let them not stray us from the path to fur.

For even in banishment, we served the omniwaifur.

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 02:09:04 No. 3277

I've been a thinkin. Thinkin real hard. Thinkin about how could or should a writer draw from an anthros feral counterpart inn their behaviors and characteristics, especially when it comes to sexual morality?

Well the first method, and the one I hate the most, is the 'Furry' method: anthros are like domestic dogs, promiscuous to a wild degree. I think this is a favorite among them b/c to furries anthros represent a deviant or rebelian against order, being animals, and that they should do animal things. It is most often a vehicle for the most taboo of society sexual norms, at least in the 80/90's and/or in an evangelical household: polyandry, polygyny, ntr, cheating, rape, etc. The characters in these type of stories I find to not be very deep or meaningful when all their actions are supposed to be assumed by them being animals, rather than anything circumstantial. Although it has been done /hmofa/, albeit better, I.E. Genkits and schoolyard crush, but these did well mainly b/c the story revolved around the fact that the female anthro was either not like the other anthros or wanted to meet in the middle or all the way with the human and have a normal human relationship.

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 02:24:16 No. 3278

>>3277
The rest of the Methods I see is with /hmofa/:

1) Animals act modern day western humans (dating, hook-up culture, etc.) to varying degrees of sexual morality
2) Animals have a higher sexual morality than humans
3) Animals directly borrow quirks from their feral counter parts

The third one is what has been bothering me. But it seems...narrowing. Like
wolves: (mate for life, monogamous, family oriented).
Lions: (polygamy, males fight for females or share females)
Chimps: (High Promiscuity, Not father figures, everybody takes care of kids and everybody fucks the mother)

What I see alot of the times is that the more Promiscuous an animal is known to be, the more freedom a writer seems to have to write about it, for most writers don't to write the 'Furry' version of the anthros and want to 'humanize' them. Thus concerning wolves and lions this is what I see.

wolves (family oriented, monogamous, my lover/mate, loyal)
lions (polygamous/monogamous, my mate/male, Dom, possessive)

Although wolves have been much more diversely writen than lions, due to the amount of stories on them.
Like are we stuck with this or can we mix it up outside the influence of their feral counter parts?

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 03:11:16 No. 3279

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 03:39:24 No. 3280

!! STORY IDEA !!
>Druggie Washed up Anthro discovers uncontacted tribes in the amazon who don't know that anthros exist.
>lies and tells them she is a god
>they treat her good (like a god), something she has never felt before
>meets guy who is always fucking up, and wishes he could do anything to apease someone so worthy as her
>she is touched and wants to get his self-esteem up
>grow to like him
>grow to REALLY like him
>hmofa shenanigans ensues

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 03:43:57 No. 3281

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Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 03:49:40 No. 3283

Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 03:56:50 No. 3284

Anonymous 03/30/2021 (Tue) 03:31:59 No. 3286

>Posts bait thread before bump limit’s even been reached
Well that’s new. Are they even trying anymore?

Anonymous 03/30/2021 (Tue) 06:02:09 No. 3287

>>3286
They will get tired soon enough. Shitposting comes in waves.

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 03:42:03 No. 3337

Didn't realize the other thread was abandoned. How can we make /hmofa/ slower?

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 03:46:00 No. 3338

>>3337
Honestly don't think it can be done. I've mostly given up on trying to keep up with the goings on there. I suspect if more reasonable people did slow the posting, the shitposters would fill the void.

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 03:54:08 No. 3339

>>3338
Well then I guess I'll try and make this place into a proper community instead of a >tfw hmofa is being shit again website

Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 12:33:34 No. 3340

breed the fluffy space cloaca

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 13:56:51 No. 3342

>>3340
oop, one more

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 17:34:20 No. 3344

>>2870
Messed up on the XML file for masterbin. Will try to fix them [In the coming weeks]. (I don't know why I said 'tom' in the /trash/ thread)

I mean the json works. It's was just made so hastily that it's messy and weird. Pics related. At least programs recognizes it.

>1st ring: Authors
>2nd ring: Titles
>3rd ring: Title
>4th ring: URLS
>5th ring: URL

Not so much for the XML, for I have been adding '()' next to titles in the masterbin, without knowing how it would effect the xml conversion. The anon's who have experience with json and XML made have caught on to the fact that I have no idea what I am doing in regards with json and xml, and you're correct, for now. I am going to look into it for the next week or two, when I have the time and do it right.

The data in the masterbin is all ready 'hashed' in Perl and is quite good and quite useful, but I want to be able to share this data to anyone with ease. I don't want to use or see perl, every time I want to do complex queries and transformations on the data. I do apologize anyone who saw the XML file and try to load it up to their program of choice and found it 'corrupted' or 'unreadable'.

Going back to the JSON File. Here is some 'proof of concept' sort of shenanigans you can do:

>here is the raw JSON url
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/masterbin.json
>here is a online JSON viewer url
https://jsonformatter.org/json-viewer
https://codebeautify.org/jsonviewer

Just press load data and enter the raw JSON url. And you can view the entire masterbin in tree mode and to queries and all that good stuff. The current downsides at the moment include:
>case sensitive
>no fuzzy finder
>no tab completions or suggestions
>STDOUT or output dresses the query results in quotations, brackets, and parentheses.
>I tried used values for field names and that's 'NO GOOD'

I have been very busy for a while, so things are inching along, but once I figure this out and sync the masterbin with the library via (xml, json, sql?, dbm?, cvs?, excel?, wad?) I believe the purpose for all this will become evident, hopefully. I will at the very least go back to tagging.

*for archival purposes*
-Azuhmier (aka taganon)

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 19:08:06 No. 3345

>>3339
I see people say stuff like this every so often but I rarely ever see people actually make an attempt.

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 19:46:38 No. 3346

>>3345
Not him but...
give us time. Stuff like that doesn't happen overnight.

Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:00:09 No. 3347

>>3344
That actually did not take nearly as long as I thought it would. So everything should be up to snuff now. Sorry for any inconvenience.

>raw JSON
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/masterbin.json
>online JSON viewers
https://jsonformatter.org/json-viewer
https://codebeautify.org/jsonviewer
https://jsoneditoronline.org/#right=local.lamixu&left=local.wusafe

>raw xml
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/masterbin.xml
>online XML viewers
https://codebeautify.org/xmlviewer
https://countwordsfree.com/xmlviewer
https://xmlgrid.net/

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:37:12 No. 3348

>>3346
Time is all well and good, but nothing can get changed without an actual plan.
>>3339
So what is your plan?

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 00:49:33 No. 3349

>>3348
not him but
>image dumps, for instants we could have a /hmofa/ fanart image dump, I might make one soon, if somebody doesn't
>discussions on obscure stories or stories in general that don't get discussion
>creaging

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 01:54:44 No. 3350

Well if you're looking for content have a drawing.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 02:13:22 No. 3351

>>3350
AH HELL YEAH! Paper anon is here!

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:12:57 No. 3353

>>3349
I think what we need most is an incentive to go here. We’re already here, obviously, but we need to create a reason for other people to be here. Something like getting (well-known) writers and artists to post and discuss here as well as consistent discussion.

Also, this place needs to be more well known, beyond the link being in archive sites and the occasional mention in the main thread. People aren’t gonna come here if they don’t know of it’s existence after all. Also we need a way to get a trickle of posters, because if we only had ourselves, people would move on and this place would eventually die and/or people would just go back to the main thread.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 03:16:35 No. 3354

>>3353
it would be cool if this site had a pastebin like utility. That would definitely bring people in. If they can use something like pastebin again.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 19:32:09 No. 3355

>>3344
I've been using your masterbin.json to keep up with SoFurry stories, SF's story system has some oddities and I haven't bothered to write my own parser for it yet.

For anyone who is comfortable with the command line, jq is a great JSON processor.

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:44:47 No. 3356

>>3355
I recently improved the json and xml by alot. >>3347
Is the improvement good for you?

Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 21:53:39 No. 3357

>>3356
In other matters. When Desu dumps the new bz2 files, I am going to try to give an array of timestamps to each story/url in the json via querying the sql for /hmofa/ OP posts. In other words, include the times of all the updates and stories for in relation to its placement in the /hmofa/ OP's of the past.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 19:07:17 No. 3359

>>3356
I only extract the urls, didn't notice any difference. Seems good though.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:23:17 No. 3360

Fresh off the presses.
Downloaded from 4chan because I'm not sure if furchan clears metadata.

Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 20:39:22 No. 3361

>>3360
And another one, as a reward for using furchan.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 01:07:47 No. 3362

Was gonna ask the main thread but it got derailed pretty fast (now there’s two threads, so I’m definitely not touching it lmao) so might as well ask here.

>Barring a high sex drive, what other personality and lifestyle alterations would occur during heat?

Also keep in mind that heat probably has some (biological, psychological, and cultural) differences between species. For example, I know that in real life, foxes in heat can have mood swings, going from playful or very aloof.

Answers may or may not help me with a story or two.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 02:10:20 No. 3363

>>2870
Chap 5 and 6 of SOTD, where does the time go?
>>3362
You the guy with the witch story? I'm also working on one.
For heat: girls need to piss, A LOT. They would probably be drinking significantly more water to make up for lost fluids.
If this is a modern story, consider having some kind of heat suppressant drug. That is an important element of another work I have on the backburner.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 02:18:57 No. 3364

>>3363
>Chap 5 and 6 of SOTD, where does the time go?
What exactly are you asking?

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 02:23:02 No. 3365

>>3364
you've never heard that expression before? it's been a while since I posted that

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 02:25:18 No. 3366

>>3363
>You the guy with the witch story?
No.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 04:22:15 No. 3367

>>3361
based artfriend, thank you for this gift of glorious tough waifur

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 08:20:14 No. 3368

>>3361
I like your pic, but I have to ask: why are her boobs so far apart? It looks good, but when I think about it, it just seems far apart, but only when I think about, looking at it now it looks normal, until I think about it.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 11:29:17 No. 3369

GOD she is sexy

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 15:45:13 No. 3370

>>3368
I just draw people poorly on accident sometimes. The reason their designs are so simple is because the drawings are only 2 inches tall, which is also why the anatomy's a bit off.

Anonymous 04/09/2021 (Fri) 18:50:25 No. 3371

>>3369
lmao look at that dumbass go

Anonymous 04/11/2021 (Sun) 22:30:29 No. 3373

>>3372
sus

Anonymous 04/12/2021 (Mon) 12:29:49 No. 3374

>complaining about the 4chan thread being shit
>but not posting in the furchan one
Shaking
My
Head

Anonymous 04/12/2021 (Mon) 20:58:57 No. 3375

The religion posting is honestly one of the most boring forms of posting we’ve had in a while. Most of the time it’s not even on topic and sometimes people just up and spam shit completely unrelated.

Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 02:08:49 No. 3376

This shit is pretty doom-inducing to me. 100 posts in 3 hours, and they're not noticeably worse than usual. I hope we can slow down eventually, since at current the thread is too fast for anyone but NEETS to keep up with.

Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 04:43:29 No. 3377

>>3376
Given how the internet works, it’s likely we’ll only get more popular as time goes on (until winter comes, of course). The only way I can see post speed slowing down is to either move somewhere else to allow more people to post at once, or shitpost a ton to deter people. I don’t see the former happening any time soon and I personally don’t really want the latter to happen.

Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 04:52:57 No. 3378

>>3376
>>3377
People shitpost less when their is discussion, dissuades the (you) feedback loop. So discuss more.

Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 05:02:53 No. 3379

>>3378
This isn’t about shitposting. It’s about the speed of the general and ways to slow it down.

Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 05:13:13 No. 3380

>>3379
Is this thread slow enough for you?

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 03:58:52 No. 3381

Why do we have drama about someone writing a story with an underage anon every few months? That's a rhetorical question, since the answer is probably something along the lines of >underage writer doesn't realize stories with underage characters is really fucking weird

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 05:46:23 No. 3382

>>3381
and its almost like everytime someone posts it it starts a shitshow, how fun, and the coomers play along because they dont give a shit about anything except stroking their cocks

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 06:37:05 No. 3383

>>3382
>>3381
I think this conundrum is bigger than the general, for their seems to be a growing moral panic about 'grooming' and 'pedophilia' growing in social media these days. It was bound to reach us at some point.

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 13:04:34 No. 3385

>>3383
/hmofa/ has been against it before the current social trend about it started, fuck off.

Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 13:10:33 No. 3386

>>3383
We will never endorse that kind of content you degenerate cockmunch, you will never be welcome to post it here.

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 01:09:45 No. 3390

>>3387
Word needs to get around more. The thread needs to know there is an escape plan and rally point if needed. Unfortunately it is becoming increasingly necessary

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 01:12:55 No. 3391

>>3390
Who are you talking to anon?

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 01:27:55 No. 3392

>>3391
I was referring to the "more than just a bunker" part. This board won't get much use until it is better known in the thread.
I feel like a lot of Anons leave the thread when it's too bad, leaving the thread barren for a while until everything snaps back into place.
If the thread on /trash/ is untenable this place could be a temporary shelter for those who care until the coast over there is clear.

Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 07:22:48 No. 3393

>>3390
Well how would you suggest we get his place more known?

Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 04:51:50 No. 3396

>>3393
Jesus christ How many fucking threads its like the 4th today

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:07:42 No. 3397

>>3393
We should consider linking it in the OP directly. Currently it is 'hidden' in a text link.
Another general I went to had a "lifeboat" board too. Being a shitpost-shelter wasn't it's original purpose, but we started using it as such. It was the first link in our OP back then.

That's the best idea I have

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:27:12 No. 3400

>>3397
Well, that’s up to the people who make the OPs.

Also pardon me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t that fall under the no advertising rule? If it’s been done before, I’m sure it’s fine, but I just wanna make sure.

Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 20:58:27 No. 3401

>>3400
>no advertising rule
Ah yeah, I forgot about that. i haven't been to the general I've mentioned since before that rule existed/was enforced because 8chan kept getting shilled.

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 04:16:12 No. 3402

Bump to keep the interest in furchan going

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:13:56 No. 3403

>>3402
isn't much that can be done since we can't advertise on the main thread. Who moderates this place?

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:37:57 No. 3404

>>3402
What we really need is an incentive to go here. There’s virtually no interest beyond it being a bunker thread.

On this matter, I’ve seen a lot of talk of trying to get this place more active, but virtually no actual action. Which is understandable, because I don’t think it’s possible given how popular the main thread is and how there’s almost no way to advertise this to people who don’t know of it’s existence.

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:56:19 No. 3405

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:59:12 No. 3406

>>3405
Meant to add text, clicked upload on accident. Thread's been fucking shit for the last week because of zoomers and underage shitsniffers, and I didn't want to say that because I'm a zoomer but it's the truth. Learn how to conduct yourself or piss off.

Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 20:30:57 No. 3407

>>3404
The other general I mentioned as an example earlier had dedicated boards for drawfags and writefags.

Many of them opened their personal threads in those boards, where they archived their works, posted bonus material and were available for question and conversation. Contributor threads over there were pretty successful, since that gave Anons a place to find a given Draw/writefag's collected works, while still being on an imageboard that looks just like 4chan.
That was especially helpful with contributors who posted nowhere but in the thread, because if they went there they now basically had their own little space, while still being on a 4chan-facsimile out of the public eye.

No idea if that would actually work, since the contributors actually have to come here, but it may be a more attractive option for those who don't like being on SF or AO3

Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 15:58:49 No. 3408

>>3407
I wish we could get other drawfags here, since it seems like they've almost all full-on left the thread.

Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:56:30 No. 3409

https://ghostbin.co/paste/c4wmxys
Dropping this here too, again, anonymous.

Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 03:36:36 No. 3410

Here's some other stuff I haven't posted in the thread

Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 16:47:07 No. 3412

>>3408
If they have socials or other stuff like that, you could contact and tell them about this place. It’s the only idea I have in mind that isn’t talking about it in the main thread.

Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 20:19:48 No. 3413

Thread is looking like it's going to last a full 24 hours, fucking finally.

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:48:16 No. 3416

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 03:49:21 No. 3417

>>3416
Here is Sarah, an OC by wheresmysocks

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:02:14 No. 3418

>>3417
based and bullying socks pilled

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:08:15 No. 3419

>>3417

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:10:44 No. 3420

>>3417
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin Sarah. But being STINKY on the other hand...

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 04:57:55 No. 3421

>>3420
She is a virgin BECAUSE she is stinky.

Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 18:20:29 No. 3422

>>3421
>fuzzy whammen remain virgins if they are stinky
>but fuzzy whammen can also sniff out if a human is a virgin

Anonymous 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:45:50 No. 3423

Once finals are over I am going to do some "storybin overhaul/improvments/fixes", for example consider the following author slot in the masterbin

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
By The_FFI_Database
-----------|| FFI
>FOUND: Tattered Journal
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/anjqWEYR (part 1)
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/WrrBt864 (part 2)
>ADDENDUM TO OPERATION #10028
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/GvKKKvv2
>EVIDENCE FOR UPCOMING OPERATION #10028
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/DhZLELSF
>The Eye on the FFI
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/25UaaPH3
>TRANSCRIPT OF DOCUMENT DISCOVERED OUTSIDE WACISSA
-----------|| MISC
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/QnNSXPrg
>Honeyed Hearts
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/CRyjb7hU
>Misc. Ideas of The Secret Zone
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/WwAGxVv1

I want to add "series" dividers to masterbin (not just the tag catalog), I am just having trouble deciding the characters to use, thus what you see above my pic thus far. I was hoping to incorporate a different begining character as of now this is the universal key for the master bin:

>Deimos format
"By" author
">" story title
"" url

>Exstended (tag catalog)
"[" tags
"#" summary

Almost all storybins use the Deimos format, which is why it is ideal for a general's masterbin: can easily be combined, manipulated, and shared with others.

Anonymous 05/04/2021 (Tue) 11:48:39 No. 3424

>>3423
My end goal is to add tags and "story series" lables to the masterbin on google drive to allow for suggesting and commenting of these elements. Although I wish there was a better place than google drive for suggestions. In the end I will have multiple masterins stemed and formated from the google doc one for preference and eas of use

>one with out tags or series dividers
>one that includes the descriptions?

I guess I am just open to ideas on the formating and the use of json/xml data to make using the masterbin and finding stories much easier

- Azuhmier (aka taganon)

Anonymous 05/08/2021 (Sat) 00:06:31 No. 3427

>>2932
What's the song?

Anonymous 05/08/2021 (Sat) 02:50:03 No. 3428

Fucking summer, man. Isn't it just peachy when that asswipe gets time on his hands?

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:03:31 No. 3429

>>3428
If he's actually 28, then that just makes it even worse.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:08:15 No. 3430

>>3428
The people who respond are just as bad, if not worse than him. There’s no doubt he responds to himself, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there are more people giving him attention than prior occurrences. Makes me wonder just how many new posters we got so far this year.

>>3429
Imagine spending the last three years of your life shitting up a furry general on /trash/ nearly daily for months at a time. Dude needs to go outside and touch grass.

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:55:08 No. 3431

man, i haven't even been in the thread for a month
i thought that idiot was gone for good around the time i left
have to say, i get some schadenfreude from learning he is stuck in the same petty and hate filled ditch

Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 12:42:53 No. 3435

>>3431
He's been at it for years. Probably the only thing to stop him is going to be something in his life changing. I've seen him in other threads, too. Still, funny to be called a zoomer when I'm as ancient as I am.

Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 05:58:15 No. 3439

>>2870
AWWWOOOO

Anonymous 05/17/2021 (Mon) 17:44:32 No. 3441

>>3439
Don't awoo. $350 penalty.

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 18:59:43 No. 3443

It's all so tiresome.

Anonymous 05/20/2021 (Thu) 21:30:36 No. 3445

>5 hours

Anonymous 05/21/2021 (Fri) 00:48:33 No. 3446

>Be jackal pirate sailing across the desert dunes on a barely sand worthy scrapheap
>Hear howls emanate from behind the convoy i'm spearheading
>Yarr! Me sisters must've spotted prey.
>In the distance a lone figure darts around a husk of a car.
>Wave signals to my sister on the mast
>She relays the orders by blowing a horn and waving two red flags
>The convoy closes in on the target like a pack of wolves while i take the lead
>The command vehicle creaks to a stop beside the derelict
>Zip down to the site on a rope
>Trembling behind the rundown car is a human.
>I reconize these nervous eyes, it's one of the survivors.
>"Naive little sweethearts." i sneer under my snout.
>"Aye! Please don't be afraid, me sisters noticed ye in peril n' so we came." I present my paws to him, showing my 'noble' intentions.
>The humie leans out a little from his cover.
>"You seem 'stressed'. We have chow n' drink just waitin' for the right pair of paws. Ye look hungry. Me sisters n' me can share with yew."
>I extend a paw.
>The human stopped biting its nails, apparently contempt with the offer.
>He... or she? I have no idea, slowly emerges from his rusty refuge.
>Me sisters are approaching the scene in swarm.
>A scent makes its way into my nose, a male scent.
>Yarr, jackpot!
>A furless hand makes its way into my paw
>I feel a force squeeze it.
>Hrnng... barnacles, lanky body, but it will suffice.
>"W-wow thanks, ever since i've got out of my b-b-bunker things have been g-going totally crazy! he stammers.
>"All in a days o' work" I flash him a sideways smile.
>"The c-cities have been totally looted to the spectle of dust. I-I'd s-starve out h-h-here if it weren't for you!" He returns a meek smile.
>"To starve the body is to starve yer mind. Ye mind is important, jack. Without it you're just a husk." I tap my forehead with a free paw. "Out cold" My gaze sharp enough to cut through scrap metal.
>His smile fades “Y-y-you aren’t joking a-around, r-r-r-r-right?” His head darts around the giggling circle of my fellow brethren.
>Ignoring him I continue. "And every sister knows that males only think with their DICKS!"
>My paw shoots to his crotch, latching on with a steel grip.
>Ample size...
>"WHAT THE FUCK!" he yells while trying to to pull back, immediately regreting the decision.
>"To deprive ye mind of ocksie-g-en can be fatal to ye, jack."
>The bugger swings at me.
>A flick of my arm easily deflects the blow.
>I apply a deathgrip on his balls, eliciting a 'YAAARGCK' from him.
>"Althougth, in measured chokes it can prove to be quite 'stunning’.”
>The sweetheart collapses with a spin with the help of my push.
>The circle erupts into a full on cackle. “We’re gonna have fun with you tonight.” I say examining my tainted paw.
>I aim my snout into the orange evening sky of the desert, releasing a howl, quickly my sisters follow suit.

I'm looking forward to criticism if there is any.

Anonymous 05/21/2021 (Fri) 01:29:32 No. 3447

>>3446
I don't see anything obvious, it was a well illustrated story. I hope somebody saves the humie though.

Anonymous 05/21/2021 (Fri) 07:15:32 No. 3448

>>3447
This is kind of a prologue to a choose your own adventure story i'm planning out, so the MC might thunder down to some kind of pirate camp to save him. If the reader chooses so of course.

Anonymous 05/22/2021 (Sat) 21:38:42 No. 3450

>>3445
Looks like we're going for a 3 hour pace this time.

Anonymous 05/23/2021 (Sun) 17:24:37 No. 3451

I think I know a way to get this place more well known without directly advertising it.
>Make another survey on Google Docs or something
>Add a question related to this thread
>Add an explanation for those who don’t know
>Maybe mention where people can find the link, and maybe link it in the survey as well
It works on a technicality. We’re advertising, but not directly mentioning it in the thread. It won’t grab the attention of everyone, but it’ll get the people more involved with the main thread, since they’d be more likely to at least click on the link to the survey.

Anonymous 05/24/2021 (Mon) 00:20:53 No. 3452

>Be a super stealth helicopter pilot on a distant mountanious planet
>Snowy hills roll past the cockpit as i adjust the joystick
>Watch speckles of snowflakes race behind the streamlined glass
>Comms seem to be silent, so are the sensors. Just like for the past 3 hours
>A rough voice breaks the silence "Recon 06, report, found any clues? Over."
>I press a button "Negative, instruments cold. A blizzard is inbound. Status is nominal. Over" the radio beeps as I release the button.
>"Received, change heading to nearest mobile base. Land and resume your mission once the blizzard is over, over." the radio buzzes.
>"Orders received, dusting off."
>I tap at my map, setting heading for alpha base 2.
>"You ready?" i ask my gunner buddy.
>A thumbs up rises from the lower seat in front of me.
>I wrangle the joystick, the aircraft banking sharply before settling on its new course.
>A chuckle escapes me "Ha, ha, ha." My mouth almost smiled.
>My friend responds in a much more fast paced chuckle from under his helmet.
>The stealth-copter cruises through the mountains for a while, the snow flakes intensifying in density along the way.
>I feel like...
>Something's wrong, almost like I’m missing something.
>As if on cue, the console lights up.
>An alarm pierces the silence.
>"Boogeys!" My buddy yells "Four o'clock!"
>One of the console's monitors displays the location of the attacker.
>Four thick barrels aimed straight at the helicopter is all i could focus on.
>Luckily we're going straight past a huge canyon
>The joystick takes a hard forward, black spots rushing past the cockpit.
>I feel my seat vibrating as the gunner returns fire.
>The aircraft takes another sharp bank as i cruise it in line with the giant slit.
>I press my hand down on the throttle as we're finally flying over the canyon.
>My buddy chuckles.
>"Ha, ha-" Three metal bangs reverberating throught the hull stop my laugh short.
>"WARNING, secondary rotor disabled" a syntethic voice answers.
>In a cold sweat i try to control the slowly spinning beast.
>[Bang, bang]
>The steady hum of the rotors starts dying.
>"WARNING, critical damage to main engine."
>"'Damage to my' AAAAASSS!!" My buddy parrots the first part in a nasal voice.
>I grit my teeth as i watch a rocky wall race towards the copter.
>"Noooo."
>I shut my eyes.
>Even now I still feel… something missing.
>Like a thunder clap the grass breaks.
>I feel my head rock back into my console, conciseness ceasing to exist.

Will continue

Anonymous 05/24/2021 (Mon) 19:49:17 No. 3455

>>3452

>Awake to my head bouncing off an uneven surface.
>I see… blinding white, my ears are ringing, and my hands are cold, really cold.
>Could this be the so called afterlife?
>”I feel even number than ever before.” I say to no one in particular.
>Suddenly my legs drop to hard ground.
>”God, why have you stopped dragging me to hell?” I say to the deity.
>A silence responds.
>If it’s so cold then I guess it’s still a long way ahead.
>“Sorry for disturbing you, God. How long will the journey take?” I say, expecting the earlier reply.
>Instead something paws at my helmet.
>I still have my helmet on? Wait a minute. They don’t allow headwear in churches, so why would they be permitted in the afterlife?
>A paw swipes the white dust across the cracked glass.
>I rise my head up, propping myself on my elbows.
>Something weird meets my gaze, a furry weirdness.
>It’s sitting cross legged to my left, oddly feline in looks, almost like an Old Earth snow leopard. It seems to be wearing furry leather garbs of grey color.
>Piercing blue eyes stare at me, expectantly
>”Who are you?” I point a finger at it. “Are you one of God’s servants?
>The creature cocks its head at me, copying the gesture. “Yoou?” its ear flicks.
>Now that I think about it, this is probably an alien woman.
>I shift my gaze to her chest.
>Well, the prominent breast area is covered with the leather, same with the crotch.
>There's no denying it, that's a woman. A backward man surely would be waltzing around naked
>I would at least.
>Wait, hold on! I twist my body.
>Whistling behind me is a storm of rushing white motes.
>Memories of me and Bob chuckling at my air acrobatics return to me.
> ‘Ha, ha, ha.’
>I untwist myself.
>If I would be capable of it I would shed a tear, yet I haven’t been able to for years.
>The fluffy lady paws at my visor again
>It’s likely that she can’t see my grimace from behind the opaque shield.
>She tugs at my uniform.
>What does she mean?
>Her brow area furrows.
>Now it dawns on me.
>I take a glove off
>With an effort I extend a hand
>“Kevin.”
>She recoils a bit back.
>Her eyes track my head while she slowly lowers herself to give it a sniff.
>I start getting dizzy.
>Her nostrils flare a few times.
>Don’t do it…
>She’s really intent on taking my scent.
>I extend a finger, beelining straight for her nose.
>I make contact
>She immediately retreats backwards with a hiss.
>”Ha, ha, ha…” I wheeze as i splay myself out on the cold floor with a thud.
>”Funny little kitty.” I murmur
>It’s really getting cold now, you know.
>I think I’ll take a nap, here and now.
>My eyes slowly close themselves, bringing me once again to the unconscious realm

Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 20:46:52 No. 3456

>>3455
my body is ready

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 18:32:16 No. 3457

So this is the thread. Huh not bad

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 18:36:32 No. 3458

>>3441
Not him but AWOO

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 19:21:05 No. 3460

Since there’s definitely going to be some new eyes on this thread, might as well get a basic discussion topic going.

What are you writing, drawing, reading (or otherwise contributing to the general) at the moment?

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:04:43 No. 3463

I think you guys need to update the story list.
T. Visiting from /trash/'s HMOFA

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 20:19:43 No. 3464

>>3459
Improving my drawing skills to make some proper /hmofa/ drawings. Also to seem to have posted your thing twice

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 21:14:40 No. 3465

>>3460
Medically having trouble writing and also deeply unhappy with my abilities as a writer to boot. Currently on hiatus, reading to try and improve my technical skills while waiting for treatment with a non-serious but extremely distracting issue.
I doubt I’m going to make any waves on my return, but at least it (hopefully) won’t be because of just being shit at writing.

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:04:02 No. 3467

>>3460
Doodlin, reportin in to Bunker thread.

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:30:59 No. 3468

>>3467
Is that Jindo?

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:39:26 No. 3469

>>3468
Yup

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:47:57 No. 3470

>>3469
She wasn't expecting anon to call her bluff.

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:49:29 No. 3471

>>3350
God bless paper_anon

Anonymous 05/26/2021 (Wed) 23:59:38 No. 3472

>>3469
Nice

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 00:36:52 No. 3473

>>3279
>ywn breed a hot pocket mod into a deletes Furbois on sight and doesn't afraid of anything force of nature

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 03:40:07 No. 3474

>>3460
Not really drawing anything for the thread. I've been doing other stuff and the thread's been going too fast for me to want to bother drawing anything for it.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 20:17:03 No. 3476

So we now have rapefwiends :) and fartfags in the thread. *Sigh*

Edited last time by r00t on 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:29:39.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 21:10:23 No. 3477

>>3476
It never really stops, the same group of shitters always rolls around and do their little song and dance. This has been going on forever for the past three to four years. It stops sporadically and then it'll start all ove ragain.

FAY I NEED FAY COOCHIE 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:02:26 No. 3478

I WANT TO HARSHLY AND VIOLENTLY B R E E D FAY

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:03:33 No. 3479

>>3419
Did she fart on her or something getting all her dog musk on her?

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:05:50 No. 3482

>>3477
>Now someone posted the link for this thread.
Fuck

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:08:10 No. 3483

>>3419
Is this Collie part skunk or something because it looks like Loka has been hosed down with some green substance kind of like skunk spray.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:08:40 No. 3484

>>3460
post more zombies

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:10:10 No. 3485

>>3482
we have moderation. If you see a post that is low quality. Report it.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:11:17 No. 3486

post them loli waifurs, boys

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:12:08 No. 3487

Movan from /trash/
Had a dream I was visiting a high school to pick up my little sister's stuff from her lockers since she was sick on the last week of school and had a ton of junk. Her friend told me that she got sick because she didn't pay tribute to Lana, the ghost. I vaguely recognized the name as a classmate who died when I was going to school. I then saw a figure on the rooftops. There was a shift in the dream and then I was at the beachfront finding a gift for my sister when Lana appeared and tried to kill me with possessed toys. I just sorta knocked them aside and she got mad and tried to possess me. For some reason I was able to push her back, but we ended up rolling down the sandy hill to the beach. Somehow Lana mixed with the sand and became real. There was another shift in the dream and me and Lana were at a fancy restaurant. It was kind of awkward since this was the first time she could eat in years but also she was part sandghost.
Pic related she was a fox

Anonymous Board owner 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:13:33 No. 3488

>>3486
Global Rule 3.d.
Keep it to >>>/b/

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:14:17 No. 3489

>>3488
ok, fine

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:14:57 No. 3490

Do we have any Jewish waifurs?

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:17:58 No. 3491

please give me jewish waifurs

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:17:59 No. 3492

>>2870
Wait a second. Have over one thousand generals really gone down here and somehow I never noticed it before.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:19:04 No. 3493

>>3487
>fox ghost waifur
Y'know, this sounds like a pretty good idea for a waifur story. Trying to get her a body that won't literally grind your body/dick to a pulp with science and black magic ensuing in hijinks. On another note, I wish I could have a normal dream like that man, all I get are fucking nightmares.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:20:34 No. 3495

>>3492
>ave over one thousand generals really gone down here and somehow I never noticed it before.

No. Not at all. 4chan will always be where the bulk of our threads will be, but sometimes when it gets bad we can post here. What you see is just a snapshot of the latest /hmofa/ thread at the time of making a new thread here.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:20:59 No. 3496

>>3494
>Lesbians
no

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:23:08 No. 3498

>all these shitposts
mods pls

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:23:38 No. 3499

>>3498
its hmofa related

Anonymous Board owner 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:23:57 No. 3500

I get that you're testing the moderation criteria. I'm not sure where the average thread member would want to draw the line, on casual shitposting/racebaiting/etc.

Trying to gauge sentiment here.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:25:18 No. 3501

>>3500
let the jackass wind down. He'll eventually quit.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:25:37 No. 3502

>>3498
this, get to work already goddamn they're already multiplying and starting to shit up THIS thread too.

>>3500
racebaiting/pol-tier shit (jewish waifur)/rape/fart/lesbians/loli/snuff/
come on man, it's clearly shitposting.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:25:38 No. 3503

>>3500
given that all of this is a response to how bad it got in the 4chan thread i would put the tolerance at near 0.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:25:46 No. 3504

>>3495
Just wondering because /hmofa/ is two hundred or so generals pass that number.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:27:39 No. 3505

I don't know about others ,but when they are baiting with one-word post with unrelated fetishes such as

>ntr >>3500
>scat >>3480
>fart >>3481

I see that as low effort trolling, and a overall attempt to bring the level of thread discussion down, especially since the traffic is not big here at the moment.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:28:02 No. 3506

>>3504
Holy shit I forgot Haunting Noire even existed

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:29:22 No. 3507

Ive finally found a jewish waifur

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:29:58 No. 3508

>>3500
I don't wanna give people shit for their kinks since I enjoy loli off thread, but I come to these threads to see and make wholesome content about humans bedding and romancing anthro women. I'd say /pol/fart/ntr/scat/lesbian/adhg shit is specific enough to be off-theme here. Might just be me, but they're my two cents.

Anonymous Board owner 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:30:39 No. 3509

>>3502
>>3503
Thread destroying behaviors like gorespam / bump killing / text spamming will absolutely not start here. But casual/conversational shitposting isn't necessarily the reason for this bunker's existence, and hard moderation on it could limit legitimate, if joking, discourse.

Thread crashing and derailing will be curbed. Because it seems average sentiment is that the brapposts are not acceptable jokeposts, they will be deleted.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:33:46 No. 3510

>>3509
Thanks for the clarification. The spam seems to be dying down, too. Guess you scared them off.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:34:09 No. 3511

>>3508
adhg which is a stupid acronym is still hmofa just with the anthros being a lot more dominating rather then in being a more equal relationship.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:34:16 No. 3512

>>3509
>Thread crashing and derailing will be curbed. Because it seems average sentiment is that the brapposts are not acceptable jokeposts
more than just the brap posts boardowner-kun... I'd say rape and snuff fall under that too.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:34:35 No. 3513

>>3504
we don't make new threads unless it they reach the bump limit

>>3502
>>3509
I would would agree with everything accept "/pol/ tier" post. For what if someone genuinely wants a Jewish waifur? Also I think it's a bit healthy to let a thread get politically incorrect (let's not let big corporate moderate us) as long as it thread related: Nazi Dobermans, anthros racist against humans, etc.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:36:59 No. 3515

>>3513
>I would would agree with everything accept "/pol/ tier" post. For what if someone genuinely wants a Jewish waifur? Also I think it's a bit healthy to let a thread get politically incorrect (let's not let big corporate moderate us) as long as it thread related: Nazi Dobermans, anthros racist against humans, etc.
No.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:38:48 No. 3516

>>3479
>>3483
There is sort of an inside joke, or playful banter, among tooth, wetchop and wheresmysocks in which they call each others OCs ugly and stinky. You can find them doing it under each others commissions and it's quite funny.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:38:59 No. 3517

>>3513
i want a jewess waifur because 4chan, or at least morons from /pol/ are indaddyously antisemetic, ironically or not. Ive seen nazi waifurs, and I just wanted a change of pace. Something refreshing.

And Israeli girls are kinda hot...

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:39:16 No. 3518

>>3513
>I would would agree with everything accept "/pol/ tier" post. For what if someone genuinely wants a Jewish waifur? Also I think it's a bit healthy to let a thread get politically incorrect (let's not let big corporate moderate us) as long as it thread related: Nazi Dobermans, anthros racist against humans, etc.
In regards to stories maybe but I don't care for this turning into /adhg2.0/, besides if you give idiots like Burzum and co. an inch they'll take a mile. Why do we have to bring race into it? It just devolves into racebaiting.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:39:28 No. 3519

>>3515
I am going to have to hard disagree with you their bub. We have Nazi doberman stories

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:40:05 No. 3520

>>3511
>adhg which is a stupid acronym is still hmofa
Yeah I'd agree with you on that, but if that was the case why even separate the two at all? I know I don't go to those threads because femdom isn't my thing and I enjoy equal or male dominating relationships in my anthro bedding content, and while I wouldn't begrudge the former here and there with hmofa, that's only in moderation - my main concern is getting that shit shoved down my throat consistently.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:43:25 No. 3521

>>3520
funny enough, I was actually the person who created the first adhg thread
I haven't checked it in a long time, or the 4chan hmofa thread either
the reason at the time for it was a combination of the main hmofa thread being so consistently low-quality, derailed, and crashed by the shitposter that a new thread was a haven, and femdom was something he wasn't into so it necessarily would be a thread without him in it
it's a bit silly to think that the regular hmofa thread would be so inundated with femdom-themed stories that you'd feel it was "shoved down your throat", don't you think?

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:53:53 No. 3522

>>3521
>femdom was something he wasn't into so it necessarily would be a thread without him in it
That's clever. And yeah of course not, I don't actually think the hmofa threads are gonna get flooded with femdom stories. The stories have been damn good so far even with femdom here and there. And it's not been too extreme in that either - at least as far as what I've read so far goes.

What I'm referring to specifically are the on-thread posts and images I keep seeing that fall roughly in line with "I want a dommy mommy anthro", like the human slave posts in the last main thread. It's consistent enough that I can't tell if they're there just to post femdom or it's just the part and parcel of the kind of posters hmofa cycles through.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 22:57:21 No. 3523

>>3521
>funny enough, I was actually the person who created the first adhg thread
>I haven't checked it in a long time, or the 4chan hmofa thread either
NTA but
doubt.png
>the reason at the time for it was a combination of the main hmofa thread being so consistently low-quality, derailed, and crashed by the shitposter that a new thread was a haven, and femdom was something he wasn't into so it necessarily would be a thread without him in it
right, it wasn't because of the constant rape stories that kept cropping up and very few people enjoyed
>it's a bit silly to think that the regular hmofa thread would be so inundated with femdom-themed stories that you'd feel it was "shoved down your throat", don't you think?
shitposters and /adhg/ crossposters would constantly start talking about shotacon bs and anthros raping humans and to this day they still do, so yes it's shoved down our throats. It's annoying, I don't want to be their pet either, or them to be a 'goddess' of mine or be their slave or what-have-you.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:02:59 No. 3524

>>3523
haha, you don't have to believe me but I did come up with that acronym everyone hates so much as well, and I originally didn't want it to be male/female only too so that should make it a bit more believable
there was of course the secondary reason that /pofg/ had just an hero'd at the time and I always felt that it was too restrictive. pretty much every story in that old general had the same plot line to the letter; "anon is teleported to universe where humans are not sapient, pretends to not be sapient for some reason, and gets adopted." I always thought that was a waste of potential 'cuz there was more to explore even in just "pets of furries", but since people always opted for it I decided to branch out to just "anthros dominating humans" to expand the possible content as much as possible
rape stories on the hmofa thread was never the reason. first, my obsession came many years before that split, and everyone loved it. second, the vast majority of rape threads that were around at the time were humans with anthro slaves, like the ancient roman themed story that was big at the time
whether or not any of that has happened after the fact, at the time the only real concerns were generating a higher quality thread

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:07:35 No. 3525

>>3493
>Girl you thought was cute died back in senior year
>She haunted the school for a while afterwards
>You returning as a college grad to help out your sister causes her to haunt your ass
>Through an attempted possession, she gains a mostly physical body made out sand
>The two of you go on a trip to give her a proper non-sand body while bonding and finding out about each other
Call it life's a beach and maybe make the MCs sister tag along and be the wingwoman for you and help with shenanigans

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:09:59 No. 3526

>>3525
WAIT NO "DEATH'S A BEACH" CUZ
CUZ SHE DED

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:11:24 No. 3527

>>3524
/pofg/ was full of autists and My Obsession wasn't something I'd say that 'everyone loved', in fact it brought up a lot of discussion and conflict in the general, but it was an interesting story at the very least, and it didn't sugarcoat or glorify rape at least.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:12:40 No. 3528

>>3527
that's fair, yeah
but still, clearing rape off the hmofa thread wasn't something I was thinking about when I hit the submit button

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:16:14 No. 3529

>>3524
>rape threads that were around at the time were humans with anthro slaves
I am unironically interested, though maybe not in the rape itself

>>3527
To be fair I reckon fictional "sugarcoated" rape and realistically written rape are two different things in that they tend to read/play out rather differently. I'd absentmindedly enjoy the former while only touch the latter when I feel like I need a kick to the teeth.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:24:39 No. 3530

>>3529
>I'd absentmindedly enjoy the former while only touch the latter when I feel like I need a kick to the teeth.

I don't enjoy either, personally, and the latter is why it was so controversial at the time. It wasn't a feel-good story, at all. It was pretty much just horror of a certain kind. You didn't read it to get off to it, it was just the 'experience'. I quit halfway through hoping the MC would eventually work the balls to kill her trying to get away or something but he never did until he got the chance to call the cops. Too dark for me. And rape as a fetish is just too wrong to consider as something within the real of wholesomeness. Dub-con is as far as I'd go.

Anonymous 05/27/2021 (Thu) 23:27:33 No. 3531

>>3530
wow i didnt see her face but now i wish I had before posting that.
How horrifying.

To clarify, I don't mind light-femdom. Girls taking the lead is fine, it's when it turns into slave-master play or shotacon or something of the sort where you're clearly regarded as an inferior being or somesuch that I've an issue with. Again that's just me, while on the topic.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:00:31 No. 3532

>>3530
>>3531
Yeah that's absolutely fair enough. I wouldn't mind going a little beyond dub-con but honestly I can't see anything like that as being wholesome unless they do a kind of 180 without the stockholm syndrome. There's also the possibility of rape play which I'm perfectly fine with and could feasibly remain fully wholesome since both parties are 100% consenting.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:01:07 No. 3533

Hey, who has that image where it shows different generals attacking /HMOFA/?

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:40:25 No. 3534

>>3533

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:53:11 No. 3535

>>3534
Bingo Thanks bro

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 00:55:33 No. 3536

>>3534
...isn't /adhg/ and /pof/ literally the same thing

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:43:55 No. 3537

>>3505
>>3500
oops meant to reply to this for the NTR: >>3499

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 01:55:27 No. 3538

>>3534
I've entered /hmoma/ by accident a few times and genuinely didn't realize my mistake as I looked through the thread

I just assumed /hmofa/ was being extra shitpost-y

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:05:36 No. 3539

>>3538
Lol. That's happened to me a couple of times

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:17:41 No. 3540

>>3499
>NTR in /HMOFA/
Honestly, I'm not quite a fan of infidelity in relation to HMOFA, I'm perfectly ok with a waifur leaving her furboi bf for a more suitable human bf.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:30:36 No. 3541

>>3516
Yeah, I never understood why people make the Collie girl stinky. She doesn't look like she would be stinky and I prefer my waifurs smelling nice. Though I don't think I have seen that image posted in /trash/ before.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 02:31:55 No. 3542

>>3541
>Yeah, I never understood why people make the Collie girl stinky. She doesn't look like she would be stinky
>t. socks

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:13:29 No. 3543

>>3538
>>3539
Dicks and balls aplenty staring you in the face, and it didn't dawn on you then? There's something you're not telling us, anons.

Also, /hmoma/'s activity is about 1/10th the rate of /hmofa/. Other side of the coin as far as thread speed goes, but it is what it is.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:26:36 No. 3544

>>3543
I don't know about >>3538 anon but whenever I entered accidentally I noticed quickly. Wouldn't see anything else other than the op. I would leave with visible disgust.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 03:31:14 No. 3545

>>3543
I just assumed people were shitposting with gay, I also wasn't paying TOO much attention

I go on autopilot sometimes and just click on whatever comes up when I ctrl+f 'hmo'

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 05:40:49 No. 3546

>>3517
If I recall correctly we had a take5 with Jewish waifurs,
regardless I wouldn't mind a jew story.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 14:05:14 No. 3549

The dude is now larping as a pony. Don't send him to pol, send him the his shitty containment board m...l...p *vomits*

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 17:00:12 No. 3551

>>3549
>The dude is now larping as a pony. Don't send him to pol, send him the his shitty containment board m...l...p *vomits*
let dissect this shall we?

>The dude
No context for assuming it is one dude? You ascertain something that is only conjecture as fact in your post to no none in particular. Like you are trying to drive thread behavior.
>Don't send him to pol, send him the his shitty containment board
excessive use of words that you do not mean, hence the addition of "shitty" in front of "containment board". Saying pol even thought the majority of shitpost do not concern this. Assuming we have any authority to send him anywhere, meaning you subconsciously know you are trying to influence the in group as the outgroup
>m...l...p *vomits*
to make doubly sure that nobody suspects you, you exaggerate your distastes for pony, even going so far as putting a furafinity tier asterisk.

I diagnose you as Dylan: to learn more about him just look through desu archives for the world dylan and burzum and once you get his full name, look it up on kiwi farms. I am not going to post it here, for that would count as doxing.

I used to be incredulous that this was the work of one kid, but then I look into it. And my god he is CWC tier.>>3549

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 18:58:47 No. 3552

>>3551
He was talking about burzum using 15.ai for his posts, anon.
And he was also referring to a guy in /hmofa/ who responded to burzum to, "go back to /pol/".
There's definitely one guy from /hmofa/ that goes to /mlp/, as I saw him drop burzum's name there once in response to some rando troll for some reason.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 19:20:28 No. 3553

Forgot to post these in other places, but here:

>/HMoFA/ Collab Story #2
>Prompt: a depressed rock musician meets an outgoing and upbeat anthro girl who’s set on bringing the color back to his life.

https://rentry.co/abtvx/edit
Edit code is “Belfast”

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 20:37:56 No. 3554

>>3552
>There's definitely one guy from /hmofa/ that goes to /mlp/, as I saw him drop burzum's name there once in response to some rando troll for some reason.
Why would any one care what happens outside of /mlp/? People go to the /ppp/ thread b/c that is where the models are. You have to take advantage of our natural resources of concentrated autism no matter where it comes from.
>He was talking about...
We know your tactics. I know your the same guy that I replied too.
>But muh IP?
VPN. It's not that hard. You didn't go to community college for nothing did you? Or is Australian school system really that bad?

That is the last time I will reply to you, unless you bring up something relevant. Although I can easily predict you are just going to reply to this post saying that I am either.
>burzum
>newfag
>stupid
>take your meds

Instead of not replying to me and letting thread quality go back to normal, but no. You thrive on setting thread discussion, so you will have no choice but to reply to me. Because in your mind, if you leave an accusation/post without any reply or pushback, you think people will assume that what I say is true and is the status quo.

Anonymous 05/28/2021 (Fri) 22:17:28 No. 3555

>>3554
I was trying to clarify to you that >>>3549 is not burzum using the context of the thread at the time cause you might have misunderstood it.
The context of >>3549's post was:

"The dude" is burzum, we can assume this because of:
"Don't send him to pol", which was in reference to:
>random guy specifically told burzum to go back to /pol/
And, "larping as a pony" because:
>burzum is also using 15.ai for some of his posts

So with this we can safely say >>>3549 is saying he wants to, instead of /pol/, send burzum "back to /mlp/" because of burzum's usage of 15.ai
So he's probably not burzum.

As for
>Why would any one care what happens outside of /mlp/?
You tell me, I go there regularly and just happened to see what I saw.
Unless you meant "i n s i d e" of /mlp/, and yeah, it didn't really have anything to do with the rest of my post.
Also I don't mind the use of 15.ai

Anonymous 05/29/2021 (Sat) 01:18:43 No. 3556

>>3554

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 13:33:30 No. 3560

need vixen

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 13:35:13 No. 3561

Well, they're out there again, shitting on DeadMimi now. I really hope she doesn't end up being driven away by this insufferable pack of no-life qtpies.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 13:41:14 No. 3562

>>3561
I remember when dylan/burzum (aka the shitposter) tried to shit on Drawfren when he first started posting in the general. a lot of /hmofa/ posters came together that day to collectively tell dylan to fuck off. point is, if anyone tries to fuck with our drawfriends, they'll be sorry.

Deadmimicked 05/31/2021 (Mon) 13:50:32 No. 3563

>>3561
>>3562

Don't worry dude, I'll be fine. I actually left after I called him out near the start but BF's been telling me what's going on. I'm just sorry cause I feel like I caused the thread to go to shit again.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 14:06:37 No. 3564

>>3561
>>3562
>>3563
I just woke up half an hour ago. seems they don't care about time.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 14:24:28 No. 3565

>>3563
>I feel like I caused the thread to go to shit again.
it's not your fault. the sheer existence of /hmofa/ is enough to trigger dylan's hate boner. If you want a good laugh, go to kiwifarms and search "dylan w a l s h (remove the spaces)". his failtrolling is pretty hilarious

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 16:34:32 No. 3566

>>3563
What he does is, whenever someone posts new content, he starts shitting on them in an effort to get new creators who aren't daddyiliar with the practice to leave the general. He seems especially active when it concerns a subject matter that he doesn't like, but I've also seen this response to an artist that did art that should have been right up his alley. But he also targets specific writers, and I've had him come after me because one of my stories contains elements he hates.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 18:00:51 No. 3567

Main thread’s getting crusty, so might as well jump over here. Recently gave the collab a few paragraphs. What’s everyone’s thoughts so far?

https://rentry.co/abtvx/edit

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 18:05:42 No. 3568

>>3567
I like it so far! The protagonist having a dislike for anthros is an interesting concept.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 18:58:24 No. 3569

They're going to shill garbage fetishes to get people out.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:03:28 No. 3570

>inb4 influx

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:04:31 No. 3571

>haha let's advertise /fg/ on /hmofa/!
False flag confirmed

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:05:24 No. 3572

>>3563
Like the other anons said, it aint your fault. Burzum and others just have no life and will shit on everyone just for their own amusement. Can't post shit there without them going full autismo.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:05:35 No. 3573

>>3571
Has to be
I refuse to believe anyone is that retarded

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:06:59 No. 3574

>>3573
Fucking agree.
Like who the FUCK does shit like this?
Fucking kikes man, they are trying to root everyone out.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:08:12 No. 3575

>>3574

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:09:46 No. 3576

>>3571
>>3573
>>3574
>>3575
The mods will take care of the shitposters you autists, calm the fuck down.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:11:01 No. 3577

>>3576
I'm not worried
Just disappointed

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:13:32 No. 3578

>>3577
I'd rather people keep advertising the /fg/ /hmofa/ general so it remains active and gets more populated than stay in 4chan. Why the fuck would you not wanna switch this for that when we've got moderators here to take care of their N33T asses?

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:14:41 No. 3579

>>3578
They're not coming here.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:25:16 No. 3580

>>3579
Guess we're gonna have to shill it every general then. Frankly I'm tired of Burzum and his fellow shitcunts fucking up the general there. It's been what, four years or something?

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:28:40 No. 3581

>>3580
>Shill for here
>He comes here
>He can ban evade

Good idea.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:32:30 No. 3582

>>3581
what makes you think he doesn't know about this place, he did come earlier and the board owner smote him and his filthy ilk to kingdom come.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:34:14 No. 3583

>>3578
>>3580
>>3582
You're right that more people should find this place, but outright linking/referring to directly here is asking for trouble.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:34:23 No. 3584

>>3582
Fine, but know this - this place will be more dead than/adhg/.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:35:29 No. 3585

>>3583
It's too late, the damage is done.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:37:42 No. 3586

Mostly linking here to /hmofa/ isn't gonna make things worse, everyone knows 4chan, this is just like a side channel for it. Tell me, when a person looks at here and /hmofa/, where are they gonna head to me? /hmofa/. Why? Because its more popular and mostly its more loose then here.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:46:38 No. 3587

>>3563
>I feel like I caused the thread to go to shit again.
A lot of writers and artist seem to come to this conclusion even thought there is no backing to it. Nobody besides burzum causes the thread to go shit again.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:48:59 No. 3588

>>3568
Yeah, you don’t see that too often. I’m eagerly waiting to see where it goes.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:51:43 No. 3589

>>3587
>Nobody besides burzum causes the thread to go shit again.
No shit, and yet mostly he can find ways to expand. Don't question retards like him. And already, fucking making "BUNKER THREAD' shit doesn't help.

Stop false flagging whoever is doing it, you're just making things worse, and shut the fuck up if you say, "M-MUH PEACEFULNESS!". Keep it up and soon we'll become the next /hmofa/ and mostly have even WORSE shitposters here.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:53:17 No. 3590

>>3570
>>3571
>>3573
>>3574
>>3575
>>3576
>>3577
>>3579
>>3581
>>3584
>>3585
>>3589

the majority of post here are burzum.
>low character posts
>unrelated use of the word'kikes'
>doom posting

Also nobody in their right mind would be worried about linking the board in 4chan. Unlike /trash/, this place is moderated. He can't do shit, and he is AFRAID.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:56:00 No. 3591

>>3590
>Anyone who i dont like is Burzum
>t. Burzum

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:57:32 No. 3592

>>3563
It's effectively just the sporadic event of the shitposters got awake and people won't just report them, it isn't even remotely based on you or your actions. For some godforsaken reason trash won't just region ip lock the dude, so once in a blood moon he comes out to talk massive shit.

They target anything and say whatever gets you's, you got targeted because you were frankly pretty great at giving folks good and free drawings and generally being cool. They would have just picked something about underages, moral degeneracy or whatever else if they didn't have a "flavor of the week" shitpost theme.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 19:59:38 No. 3593

>>3592
Honestly, don't draw on 4chan, focus on Twitter and other places to make money.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:03:43 No. 3594

>>3591
>>3593
>>3589
>>3585
>>3584
>>3581
>>3575
>>3574
>>3573
>>3571

You know this site in general has very little activity. Don't think for a second that we can't recognize you. Trying to clogg up the board.

Also it's time to breed, grab your waifur and breed.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:07:39 No. 3595

I'm starting to think you don't actually have the best intentions for this place.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:28:40 No. 3596

I want to start contributing to the threads but i dont know how the fuck to talk with these artists and writers. im so used to the chan culture where everyone is an asshole to eachother that I dont know how to interact with people being nice on here. I cant see it as genuine. i really thought drawfren and co. were just fucking around since he arrived. Even just admitting this feels strange. how do i progress?

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:30:06 No. 3597

>>3596
Talking to people. For instance, in what way do you want to contribute to the threads?

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:30:52 No. 3598

>>3596
You could just try to DM people on places where the artists and writers are active. SoFurry, Ao3, Twitter or try over here, we have a few writers and artists here on occasion. I'm a former instead of latter, but I haven't contributed solely due to a lack of time and real life fucking me up.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:35:21 No. 3599

>>3597
I would like to both draw and write but I always chicken out of posting because I don't know what to say and I don't want to drop something without saying anything.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:38:19 No. 3600

>>3599
>I don't know what to say
I say this in the nicest way possible: that’s a you problem.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:39:34 No. 3601

>>3599
>I always chicken out of posting because I don't know what to say and I don't want to drop something without saying anything.

Just post something like
>"Delivery from the chef to table 2, a nice fuzzy whamen for A-Non."
>Hey guys, drew x, can anyone give me soe feedback on how to improve?
>X girls are nice
As much as I don't want to say it, >>3600 has it right. You gotta have some balls to post my good man, if you can create but literally don't have the guts to post, you got an issue that's on you, not on anyone else.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:45:00 No. 3602

>>3600
>>3601
Should I just try to act like an amalgamation of the current posters? I don't know how "Hey you qtpie fwiends I drew a dog in a dress" would fly.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:47:02 No. 3603

>>3602
Be yourself. Just don't be a coward self and imitate others to force either a gruff or kawaii self you aren't.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 20:48:45 No. 3604

>>3599
I still remember the shitshow that followed my first few stories for /hmofa/. I got targetted by the resident shitflinger, posted a reply when he tried to drag my non /hmofa/ into the thread to discredit me and I replied like a dumb fucker.
These days I just post and get out. It’s not perfect, as I k ow I’ve missed a legit question about my stories a few weeks ago due to keeping distant (and working during how damn fast the threads run) but at least I’ve provided for the handful of people who like my work.
I really hope I can come back strong once I’ve recovered and ‘relearned’ how to write, as it were. I was stagnating and my productivity was in the tank, so my medical woes kinda came at the right time.
Tl;dr: just go for it and rely on the anonymity when it comes to lurking.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 21:05:27 No. 3605

>>3596
>>3599

Do it like me and just don't interact with them and do it for the Anons.
I hope to get better, but my art is still garbage, so writers and artists generally ignore me, even in the few times I tried to talk to them.
It feels so crushing that I gave up on that and just accepted that they will never see me as their equal.
Never talk like that in the thread though, because that'll turn indifference into contempt.
Just keep doing it for the thread, who knows maybe someone will break the ice first, but don't count on it.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 21:13:49 No. 3606

>>3596
>>3599
Start at it and contact anyone who seems friendly enough, really. Don't worry about the shitters just try to get something down, something is better than nothing even if you don't appreciate it all that much yourself. We all start from somewhere anyhow, and if ever you want to get good at it then you have to grind out the bad before you get good.
>>3604
I hope you make a good comeback and feel satisfied with your stories anon.
>>3605
that's shitty to hear but maybe if you toss out your contact info (sofurry, etc) then maybe someone will hit you up. I would.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:33:40 No. 3607

>>3605
Just repost your art every time you post for people to recognize and acknowledge you. Do it enough for a shitposter to latch on, and the drawfriend defence force should dive in to cover you.
Being good at drawing and/or a female helps too. No offence to Mimicked, she's both, but I doubt she hasn't noticed that some of the posters are simping for her.
Sign your shit, too, or you're asking to be ignored.

Deadmimicked 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:48:56 No. 3608

>>3592
Yeah I kinda find it funny that he's so desperately grasping at things to try get under my skin, pretty obvious when he keeps switching up what he calls me to try and gauge my reaction. Also redundant when I can either hide the shit or come back later to just continue on as normal.

>>3596
I can understand where you're coming from, I was lucky to know a few people from 4chan way back who weren't complete dickbags so I grew out of that pretty quickly. And taking time off the site here and there certainly helped. And like >>3606 said, just poke someone who seems friendly enough and just chat, like you would normal people.

>>3605
Sorry you feel that way man, and I'm sorry if I had any part in it cause it certainly wasn't the intention.
>Never talk like that in the thread though, because that'll turn indifference into contempt.
Dunno bout the others, but if you come out like that all you'll get from me is sympathy. Maybe advice that might help you stop focusing on that so much to help you just enjoy process as it goes, but not contempt. Also my general rule of thumb is to treat everyone like you'd treat anyone else. I hate putting people on a pedestal and vice versa, we're honestly all just people. It took a while for me to grow out of that but I think it did me good in the long run.

What >>3606 said about contact info, too. Like wise dude.
I've talked to strong here and there in DMs and while stoic, he's a cool dude.

>>3607
>Simping for her
Are they? I don't think I've noticed any, unless you mean the guy who was asking for me as a panda in which case, yeah, that was a bit weird. And no offence taken. Contrary to all the woke bullshit I'd say being a guy would be a lot harder, especially in the US.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:53:04 No. 3609

>>3594
breeding > sneeding

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:57:37 No. 3610

>>3608
Your art is fine

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 23:01:35 No. 3611

>>3610
No shit her art is fine. She passively made all the new drawfriends run back to the drawing board.
>>3608
>simps
As theyre anonymous it doesnt matter.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 23:08:08 No. 3612

>>3611
I agree

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 23:19:48 No. 3613

Mostly at this point - 4chan /hmofa/ is dead. I think I take my leave. Good luck artist whoever you are - I wish for a good life for you.

Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 23:21:45 No. 3614

>>3608
I gotta wonder though, Deadmimi, what the hell got you into /hmofa/ to begin with?

Deadmimicked 05/31/2021 (Mon) 23:35:34 No. 3615

>>3611
>>3612
>As theyre anonymous it doesnt matter.
That's the most comforting factor yeah.

>>3614
I've answered that question twice before but uh, I really enjoy wholesome stuff, as well as well written romance and relationships. I can enjoy the anthro part in an empathetic sense, and strong, dependable but still human guys are great. More so if the duder is the top in anything lewd. As for what got me to poke my head into the thread - it was partly from curiosity, and largely from being sick of seeing futa and gay stuff plastered absolutely all over the place elsewhere. I liked the concept, so I stuck around, asked what stories are good, started reading and eventually started drawing.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 00:44:32 No. 3616

It's been a hot minute since I've posted anything, hasn't it?

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 01:24:22 No. 3617

>>3616
cute.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 01:56:54 No. 3618

>>3616
Oh shit your getting better.

Deadmimicked 06/01/2021 (Tue) 02:00:30 No. 3619

>>3616
cute!

Anonymous Board owner 06/01/2021 (Tue) 02:35:33 No. 3620

Reminder that racism outside of /b/ is banned here. That includes your epic maymay reaction images. Appeal and don't do it again.

Anonymous Board owner 06/01/2021 (Tue) 02:44:40 No. 3621

>>3594
Also, no cub outside /b/.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 02:50:31 No. 3622

>>3621
I thought piporete was clear that they were both in highschool? Well I guess I should have known better, knowing that he is a known cub artist.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 02:54:17 No. 3623

>>3620
>>3620
>>3620
But I am Black. I can say fwiend. You guys can't, but I can. You fill me fwiend? You need to stop being a bitch-ass fwiend.

Anonymous Board owner 06/01/2021 (Tue) 03:06:39 No. 3624

>>3623
Owned.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 03:13:56 No. 3625

>>3624
Lmao

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 03:55:57 No. 3626

>>3623
Despite making up 13% of posters in /hmofa/, fwiends commit 50% of all awoo post.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 04:06:02 No. 3628

>board owner says not to post cub
>obvious trolltard proceeds tonpost cub
sasuga nigerian...

Anonymous Board owner 06/01/2021 (Tue) 04:40:03 No. 3629

>>3627
I'll be honest, if you hadn't asked whether or not it was allowed I wouldn't have assumed it was cub.
I'm still not sure. Maybe I shouldn't have unlinked the file. Either way, if it's extremely on the fence maybe it's best to just >>>/b/ anyway

Edited last time by r00t on 06/01/2021 (Tue) 04:40:22.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 04:55:39 No. 3630

>>3629
>I'll be honest, if you hadn't asked whether or not it was allowed I wouldn't have assumed it was cub.
I have no idea if it does, but one of the best pieces of advice I've ever read was to always err on the side of caution. Still, an honest answer is appreciated and thanks for not just banning me outright in the good old "Hello, now get out" fashion.

>>3628
Still would like it if someone confirmed whether the text is just some generic thanks for 5 (insert amount of 0s here) view/followers/whatever or is it something that can help me track the artist.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 05:06:36 No. 3631

>>3630
just post it on /b/ and ask, furm00t has made it pretty clear how you can do that

DeadMimicked 06/01/2021 (Tue) 05:11:42 No. 3632

>>3630
If you mean the japanese in the image, it says "Shiyokora chan", so the character's name. You could probably go from there yourself.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 05:24:02 No. 3633

>>3632
Many thanks, drawfriend.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 12:41:03 No. 3634

>>3632
>Shiyokora chan
>4chan
we were the lolis all along

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 14:55:44 No. 3635

Why is Botty the one who attracts the particularly weird comments? I know we’re on 4chan, but I’ve never seen an /hmofa/ contributor get those kind of responses multiple times. Is it just because she’s a woman with a fursona?

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 15:17:08 No. 3636

>>3635
yes.

Anonymous 06/01/2021 (Tue) 22:27:30 No. 3637

>>3635
>Why is Botty the one who attracts the particularly weird comments? I know we’re on 4chan, but I’ve never seen an /hmofa/ contributor get those kind of responses multiple times.

You are going to have to provide some context

Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 01:37:48 No. 3638

Happy Pride Month!

Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 15:59:35 No. 3639

>>3638
gay

Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 18:26:49 No. 3640

>>3635
I figure it's some combination of:
>Being prolific
>Being a good artist
>Being a new artist
>Admitting to vulnerabilities
>Being a woman

I try not to let 4chan get to me but seeing shitposters go from boilerplate "fuck off" posting to targeted harassment makes me wish mods gave a shit about /trash/

Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 18:45:14 No. 3641

>>3640
You're confusing two different people, anon.

Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 19:16:32 No. 3642

>>3641
My bad, my point still stands though

DeadMimicked 06/03/2021 (Thu) 13:24:54 No. 3645

>>3642
>>3641
>>3640
I haven't seen anyone else get targeted like that either so this just confuses me. Though I did miss a few threads so it might've been then, I just hope no one else had to deal with the same.

As for the "why", I have no idea. Maybe they wanna shit on others just for the sake of it and the recipient being a woman gets their rocks off.

Anonymous 06/03/2021 (Thu) 16:05:01 No. 3646

>>3645
>Maybe they wanna shit on others just for the sake of it and the recipient being a woman gets their rocks off.
Yeah, pretty much. He seems to go harder on people he can pin down as some sort of identity group he doesn't like (and that's a very broad range), but ultimately he will try to get new contributors to leave the thread by being nasty to them and giving the impression that this opinion is broadly carried.

Anonymous 06/03/2021 (Thu) 20:14:16 No. 3647

>>3645
nah, I got shit on pretty had as well, as have a few other people I know
the shitposter's just a bad dude who likes to get rude

Anonymous 06/03/2021 (Thu) 23:12:45 No. 3648

>>3646
>He seems to go harder on people he can pin down as some sort of identity group he doesn't like (and that's a very broad range)
This. I have a few non /hmofa/ story series' and he dragged them into the thread. Between my bad reaction and people both defending me on top of others further instigating things, it caused at least one whole thread to devolve into an absolute shitshow.
Just keep on keeping on, as they say, and besides the same old, tired and zero effort trolling attempts, he'll move on.

DeadMimicked 06/04/2021 (Fri) 00:55:51 No. 3649

>>3647
>>3648
>This. I have a few non /hmofa/ story series' and he dragged them into the thread
Doing this to instigate shit is just gross.
>the shitposter's just a bad dude who likes to get rude
Heh, yeah I guess he's just one of those types.
And that's really a shame to hear, cause without his incessant bitching the thread itself seems relatively wholesome.

Anonymous 06/06/2021 (Sun) 20:50:34 No. 3654

>>3456
mine too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g&ab_channel=YelloVEVO

>>3455
>Be me
>Feel weightless
>Clouds rush out from underneath me
>Did that Angel drop me off heaven?
>I take a peek downwards
>Nothing but more clouds and the blue sky
>I think so
>I tense my hand, trying to pry it from my side
>All in vain.
>I try my foot
>Like a spring it goes upwards, creating a 90 degree angle
>”When did I become so flexible?”
>A force of a thousand suns sets my leg back in its place
>I feel a spark travel upwards from it, like a jolt of electricity
>Expect… there’s no pain, it’s all fuzzy
>And something else
>The feeling invades my pelvis
>Then my other leg
>The space in front of my starts becoming distorted
>It waves, twists and grows like an angry ocean on a stormy night
>Then comes the upper body
>That other feeling… it’s soft
>Almost like…
>I feel myself slow down, almost as if caught by a loose net
>A very delicate silk net
>The spark enters my head
>The ocean sky starts losing its color, slowly sapped out of life
>I see morphing, sharpening into tens of tiny points
> They’re illuminated by a red glow
>I feel the rest of my body become engulfed into the ‘feeling’
>It feels good
>As if hugged by a warm furry blanked all around
>I feel my chest getting tight
>I budge my hand, something is holding it in place
>The hell!
>I scrutinize the captor
>”The hell!” I thrust my head backwards in surprise
>Pairs of furry ears twist to my direction from within the mounds of white fur dotted with spots
>A unamused leopard snout yawns at me before returning to its slumber
>I look at my chest
>Blue eyes peer back, along a pink nose decorated by a red glow
>Is there a campfire around? I can only hear a hum of sort
>I realize my head is held by paws
>Her eyes shine in the light as she examines my face
>Quite bold to get so close, nevertheless touch my head
>I flash her a smile
>I she recoils a bit, before flashing her pointy teeth in a similar manner
>”Ha, ha, ha” I chuckle
>She responds with a purring alternative
>I feel two soft mounds press against me
>You know, that feeling of something missing I felt back before the crash?
>The leopardess huffs at me
>I think I found it. I think, as I slowly grin to myself

I wrote this late at night, so i had no time to proof read.

Always ready for thoughts and critique

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 01:03:51 No. 3655

>>3424
------------------------------------------------------
MASTERBIN UPDATE
------------------------------------------------------
>removing tags from the actual title of the story
Some stories such as wheresmysocks and alfaborf had tags right after the title of their stories, but I removed them, in preparation of "syncing" the tagcatalog and the masterbin together. They will still be at separate URLs, the only difference will be that they will both come from the same 'json' or whatever data struct I end up with.

>no longer going to enable suggestions after sync, but will keep commenting
the majority of suggestions I found could have been made as comments and the majority of "suggestions" were people accidently changing somthing and trying to change it back.

>jsons (not a permanent location at the moment!) (json formating is kinda of weird, everything is still WIP)
tagcatalog: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/code/json/hmofa.json
masterbin: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/code/json/masterbin.json
dispatch table: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/code/json/dspt.json

>todo
Find the differences in the tagcatalog and masterbin via their jsons (different titles and urls, for they were not kept up with eachother), fix them and sync them, then return to tagging after I add all the tagging and stuff that review anon(s) and authors did since I stopped b/c pastebin nuked itself.

>misc
Still looking to different sites to host masterbin, archived stories, etc. Nothing will ever be set in stone.

- Azuhmier (aka taganon)

DeadMimicked 06/09/2021 (Wed) 01:08:23 No. 3656

>>3655
Thank you for your hard work, Azuhmier

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 04:06:50 No. 3657

>>3655
based

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 11:48:32 No. 3658

>>3655
Your doing God's work.

Anonymous 06/09/2021 (Wed) 12:57:28 No. 3659

>thread calm for hours
>suddenly a slew of shitposts all reacting to each other

It's just so fucking obvious, I wonder why he still even does it.

DeadMimicked 06/09/2021 (Wed) 13:20:57 No. 3660

>>3659
Something's wrong with that boy lmao.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:12:55 No. 3662

I haven't been able to enjoy the /trash/ thread for a long while and actually left for a bit.
But then I felt I missed it, went back and immediately regretted it, what the fuck.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:23:34 No. 3663

test

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:23:48 No. 3664

Test reply

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:24:53 No. 3665

>>3663
>>3664
Guess I'm no longer banned.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:40:57 No. 3666

>>3662
Same. There are moments where I want to join in on discussion, but the thread being so damn fast, having to work and not currently creating curb that real fast. Then, when I feel like maybe I could spend some time on there, the shitposting resumes.

DeadMimicked 06/10/2021 (Thu) 00:57:04 No. 3667

>>3666
I'm sorry.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 01:24:09 No. 3668

>>3667
What are you sorry for?
I envy the drawfriend that can put up with that thread.
Wish I could.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 01:27:11 No. 3669

>>3667
It just needs people to ignore the shitposter.
I can't believe we still get caught into the usual;
>post opinion
>newfag/log/how old are you?
back and forth even after all this time.

DeadMimicked 06/10/2021 (Thu) 01:42:45 No. 3670

>>3669
With how fucking persistent he is I guess it's inevitable that anyone new to it will take the bait. There's also the samefagging too.

>>3668
Ech, I dunno. Guilt complex kicks in every time I feel like something's even remotely my fault - which is essentially all the time.
>I envy the drawfriend that can put up with that thread.
Wish I could.
Honestly, same. I miss when I used to be able to just laugh that off but now I just ignore it and don't show. It still chips away at me and if it gets too much I step away for a bit to recover.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 01:51:14 No. 3671

>>3669
He apparently evades also since his shit got wiped and immediately started posting again a few minutes later.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 05:17:47 No. 3672

>>3670
Didn't he specifically say a few threads ago he disliked but didn't hate you? And now he's just going off. Either that was a different person, or he's off his meds again and having an aggressive episode.

DeadMimicked 06/10/2021 (Thu) 05:29:27 No. 3673

>>3672
I didn't see anything like that. But I wouldn't put anything the rat fuck says at face value. I wasn't even on for three days and the guy kept thinking I was posting.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 06:25:04 No. 3674

>>3669
>it just needs people to ignore the shitposter
imagine, for a second, and I know this was crazy
but imagine if there was a version of the thread where the shitposter just didn't exist?
that would be nuts

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 14:11:23 No. 3675

>>3669
Deadass most of those posts are himself trying to make it seem there's something happening.

>>3672
He hates the thread, mate. The more prominent and recognizable a contributor is, the harder he goes.

>>3674
That'd be nice, but such a place, should it hypothetically exist, would probably suffer from a lower number of users posting there and no influx of new posters.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 15:30:06 No. 3676

I'm gonna just dump all of the Missy art NaPalm has made that I'm aware of. There's one more recent piece but I hope you won't mind that I'm keeping that close for an upcoming portion of the story.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 15:30:52 No. 3677

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 15:31:33 No. 3678

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 15:33:12 No. 3679

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 15:34:52 No. 3680

And that should be everything. All other art is of the "Sona" character and is unrelated, or is drawn by other awesome artists.

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 16:52:04 No. 3681

>>3673
Hey deadmimicked just make the story so people can see it without the link.

DeadMimicked 06/10/2021 (Thu) 17:01:13 No. 3682

>>3681
Yeah I know, my bad. Already done that though so the link should work.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:29:07 No. 3686

>>3666
I stopped actively participating around holiday 2019, personally. Less because of squirtz, tho, and more because it was a bad time in life and there wasn't any community here. I lost my will to do anything, but really because of anything to do with 4chan. I'm still clawing for recovery, but alas, it's always something new instead of writing or drawing. But shit, I need to figure out what to do with all these Trinidad Morugas and chocolate habaneros. These plants are monstrously productive. Someone even accidentally sold me a baby white bhut jolokia for five bucks. Crazy what you'll find at flea markets. Okay, off-topic over.

>>3667
You shouldn't be - contributors like yourself remind some of us why we keep coming back & persisting after nearly five years. Thanks for doing what you do.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:40:38 No. 3687

>>3669
If squirtzle's ignored for consistently for more than one thread, it'll inevitably act out so audaciously that its posts become BoS for a day or two, disenfranchising it for a while. There's no moderation on the weekends while the mods are in diabetic comas glutting themselves on Tostinos. That's why it's worse at that time - janitors can't issue bans. Anytime squrtz was serial-banned, it's because its blatant ban evasion annoyed a mod enough to sit on the dumbass for a while.

It'd be neat if this could shift from the burzum meta general to a proper supplementary option to keep the /trash/ thread on page 1 for at least a day or two.

DeadMimicked 06/11/2021 (Fri) 23:48:50 No. 3688

>thread 1423
After the discussion in there I'm genuinely wondering how many people aside from Burzum either want me to stop posting or blame me for superficial issues that honestly aren't about the actual thread quality but rather convenience of said individuals, since there're full archivals of each thread and a constant up to date content list in case anyone's missed anything important. It's one thing dealing with burzum constantly sperging out at me, but it's another entirely when people I'm drawing to entertain think I'm doing them a disservice.

I get why they want things to slow down since I've been there myself (Is the term weekend poster still a thing?), but back then people didn't care so much about the thread going by so fast rather than actually get excited that they caught one in progress. I was gonna put this question out yesterday but my ISP took a dump.

>>3686
Oh hey you're the greenthumb dude! Thanks for the encouragement, and I'm glad I'm helping someone get some enjoyment at least.

>>3687
Supplementary how, exactly? I can see one being used for open discussion and the other for more content focused posting but I can't think of anything else atm.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 00:41:26 No. 3689

>>3688
Probably not the best time, but I forgot to post in the thread how much I loved this piece of yours, then the thread pruned. NaPalm loved it as well, and it's always a delight to show him how much the thread loves his character.
I've been meaning to ask if I can use those images with the updates I post? Naturally, with you credited. One, because I love them, and two, for the sake of switching up the usual array of images.

Regardless, thank you again!

DeadMimicked 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:13:57 No. 3690

>>3689
>I've been meaning to ask if I can use those images with the updates I post? Naturally, with you credited. One, because I love them, and two, for the sake of switching up the usual array of images.
Oh, yeah no problem, go ahead dude. I'm glad to hear you like'em.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:21:57 No. 3691

>>3688
I'd be very surprised if anyone besides you-know-who wanted you to stop posting. Someone in the thread you mentioned said it themselves, a fast thread is fine as long as there's actual content to justify its speed.
When you come out with (really cute) art of several new characters it's only natural that it dominates discussion, especially when there wasn't too much new stuff to discuss beforehand anyway. I think it's a pretty safe assumption that everyone* just wants other CCs to post more, not for you to post less.

*except for certain "people" who just want the thread to die slowly.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:40:50 No. 3692

>>3688
>After the discussion in there I'm genuinely wondering how many people aside from Burzum either want me to stop posting or blame me for superficial issues

You have done nothing wrong, please don't let one shitposter get under your skin. Everyone 1005 appreciates your art over the normal burzum shitposting, remember that.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 02:43:32 No. 3693

What people seem to forget is that he doesn't actually care about the thread or its contents at all. Him complaining about you posting or discussing actual /hmofa/ content should be proof you're doing something right.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 04:42:18 No. 3694

>>3693
I’m reminded of the times he’s ‘confessed’ about how his particular brand of fetid bullshit is for the good of the thread. About how it’s supposed to stop it being corrupted or some absolute smooth-brained bollocks.
I wish I had some content to post in the thread just to see if he’ll react to me, but I both lack anything right now and the last few times I have, he hasn’t said shit.
To be honest most don’t react to me anyway, but hopefully the studying well make me proficient enough to get a few more anons interested in my work.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 19:57:17 No. 3697

>>3687
>There's no moderation on the weekends
I don't know if you noticed this, but there's no moderation on /trash/ ever
there are literally no mods for trash. check the janitor applications, there's no /trash/ post. burzum's posts get deleted once in a blue moon by random passing mods
that's why this place exists

>It'd be neat if this could shift from the burzum meta general to a proper supplementary option
no, it'd be neat if this place shifted from a supplementary option to the main option. why the fuck would you want to use this as a supplementary option and continue using the awful unmoderated version that's otherwise the exact same?
obviously it would be best if people just moved here and used this thread

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 06/13/2021 (Sun) 00:39:37 No. 3698

>>3697
>obviously it would be best if people just moved here and used this thread
I'd be more than happy to move here if everyone else did, and honestly the skinny fuckass is still going at me by the looks of things. It's taken me 5 years of meds and staying away from stress to be able to handle this much again. I don't know how much longer my body'll last with all the extra bullshit going on irl and I can physically feel it deteriorating again.

Chances are though, it's unlikely and I'll just end up posting sporadically and dipping right after like some of the others.

Also unrelated but I've written about 1.4k words for chapter 1 and I think a little more should be enough to move on to chapter 2. Do you guys think that's enough word count for a chapter? From what I've looked up it's a lot shorter than the average chapter length but it also said that there isn't a set length so I wanted your feedback.

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 00:59:00 No. 3699

>>3698
Chapter length isn't as important as whether it does what it needs to for your story. What I was writing before going on hiatus ran about 7-8k per chapter. Before that, I was writing 12k episodes with little micro-chapters within that were generally a couple of thousand words apiece.
Ultimately, so long as you're being consistent and it works for the pace of your story, it's all good. Especially if it's only a short story. I'm going more for novellas (maybe even full novels), but I have a lot of fluff that I'm teaching myself to trim down (part of the terms of my hiatus).

As for not hanging around too much, that's certainly how I generally roll. I sometimes poke in for random discussions, but I guess I've been 'blessed' in the sense that barely anyone talks about my stories, so I've yet to feel compelled to do anything like a Q&A like I've seen some /hmofa/ authors perform. It's true you're in the sights of the resident dickhead, but I suspect he'll lose interest if you pace yourself as well. It's a shitty situation, but sadly, unless everyone really does move here, that's unlikely to change.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 13:51:22 No. 3702

>>3694
>I’m reminded of the times he’s ‘confessed’ about how his particular brand of fetid bullshit is for the good of the thread. About how it’s supposed to stop it being corrupted or some absolute smooth-brained bollocks.
not him, but >>3694 is correct. burzum does not care about /hmofa/ at all, infact he feels quite the opposite. anything he posts about "saving" /hmofa/ absolutely bullshit. he does not want to save the general, he wants to destroy it. he is a raging /pol/tard with a massive sense of righteousness who wants to crusade against anything remotely furry related. he has killed smaller generals before (/awsw/, /nitwg/, /ludm/) and attempted to destroy /scaly/ as well, until he took his ball and went home after they doxed him. now he wants to destroy /hmofa/ too.

yes I know this is turning into a PSA post, but you can easily spot burzum by looking for any posts that contain:
>obvious bait
>anything having to do with teenagers, underage, or zoomers
>burzumposting (posting lyrics from songs made by a band called burzum)
>"newfwiend, newmensch, newkek," etc
>"stop posting here"
>blame shifting (blaming the shitposting on 19 year old newfags or whatever inane strawman he blames all of society's ills on)
am I missing anything else?

>>3688
>I'm genuinely wondering how many people aside from Burzum either want me to stop posting or blame me for superficial issues
I used to feel the same way until I realized it was all just burzum picking on me. i'm sure that 99% of people either appreciate or don't care about my art the rare time I post, and the 1% is burzum. this same concept also applies to you as well.
>t. fox titty artist who is guilty of the crimes of being born in the early 2000s and having a twitter account

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 13:53:04 No. 3703

>>3702
>not him, but >>3694 is correct.
meant to put >>3693

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 18:00:13 No. 3704

>>3702
Yeah, it's classic concern trolling and no-one should believe it is sincere.

>am I missing anything else?
Already been said, but he often pretends to be multiple people. He responds to his own bait or pretends to be a second person who agrees with his nonsense. He also likely posts from multiple devices.

>I used to feel the same way until I realized it was all just burzum picking on me.
Having been in the thread for a few years, it's my estimate that the vast majority of negative posts are him. Honestly, we might as well put a PSA in the OP to that effect, for anyone new.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 18:06:18 No. 3705

>>3704
>Having been in the thread for a few years, it's my estimate that the vast majority of negative posts are him. Honestly, we might as well put a PSA in the OP to that effect, for anyone new.
That's a frustratingly double edged sword right there. On the one hand, it would give people less of an excuse to act like fucking morons by being baited, as well as give new creators a cushion with which to realise this is (sadly) the norm.
On the other, it would be a direct nod to his ability as a shitposter.

I'm reminded of when I've written poetry for /scaly/ that was forum-culture based and I tried to mention ol' Dilly, and was convinced against it for acknowledging the asshole. It's kinda hard to seperate the board from the constant trolls, sadly.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 18:42:10 No. 3706

hyenas are really cute

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 19:31:35 No. 3707

>>3705
You already said it yourself. He wants to kill the thread. That's why he goes hard on anyone identifiable as new anyway. The idea that he can somehow be "summoned" by mentioning him is maybe not entirely superstitious, but it strikes me as unrealistically optimistic. Instilling this beaten wife syndrome into people where they assume their enemy is reasonable, and will stop doing his nonsense if you give in to his demands (or what you think are his demands) is how types like him function. Literal terrorists do this shit (at least we don't have anyone nuts enough to think his grievances are real or legitimate, so I guess the thread is more sensible than normie society).

I reiterate, this guy is both nuts and dedicated. He reads the stories, you know. He went digging for Deadmimicked's art so he could shoop it onto A. Whyat Mann's art. Frankly, if a message about him makes him come out of the woodwork, that's probably because it works against his purposes. But he's not magically going to stay away because we don't mention him. He's a reality we have to deal with anyway.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 19:40:37 No. 3708

>>3704
>we might as well put a PSA in the OP to that effect, for anyone new.
a PSA on ignoring shitposting in the OP doesn't sound like a bad idea honestly. other generals do it. but >>3705 may be right in a sense that a PSA would just enable him. if we choose not to include a PSA in the OP, I propose a third option similar to what >>3697 is saying: we convince everyone to "abandon" /trash/ and move here instead. the three-image upload limit and actual moderation is a huge bonus. I'm sure the site owners would appreciate more site traffic as well. it will be a like a rebirth for /hmofa/. of course, we'll keep a thread on /trash/ for use as a backup general and to advertise the furchan thread.

>>3706
agreed.

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:16:39 No. 3709

>>3708
I think we should post more about yeens and less about burzum

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:18:50 No. 3710

>>3708
I've been part of a similar move in the past, for very similar reasons. The problem is, it doesn't work. There's no influx of new users, and you're separating yourself from a larger community many users are or were likely active in as well. Not to mention losing out on the lurkers. And that was a smaller, more focused community where most active users participated in the move. We'd basically become one of the smaller chans, and those typically don't drown in activity.

And I still don't believe he's some magical spirit who's summoned by mention of his name.

>>3709
OK. Tube or no tube?

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:21:44 No. 3711

>>3710
I like both, but you do what makes you happy

Anonymous 06/14/2021 (Mon) 20:40:47 No. 3712

>>3711
I'm fine with either. But a tube does sound fun to play around with.

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:36:26 No. 3713

>>3710
>>3712
Personally I prefer no tube. Too close to futa for my tastes. But here's a yeen tribe girl

>>3707
>But he's not magically going to stay away because we don't mention him. He's a reality we have to deal with anyway.
Sad but true.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 01:40:58 No. 3714

>>3713
CUTE
for that, have some fresh aleks

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 09:36:56 No. 3716

>>3713
A lot of people do treat it like futa, but it's really all for show. But that's a nice yeen, thank you. I would definitely eat carrion with her. OK, maybe not. But still.

Also, the spoon ears on yeens are cute.

>>3714
I remember this style. Haven't seen you in a while.

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 06/15/2021 (Tue) 09:41:12 No. 3717

>>3714
Much appreciated!

>>3716
I'd imagine they'd be more than happy with fresh meat, but maybe even dry aged hey.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 10:14:47 No. 3718

>>3717
I suppose they would, as spotted hyenas are active hunters. But they do eat everything of their kills, bones included. Probably best not to steal from the bag if your yeen wife is crunching away on something. Unless you have good dental.

Anonymous 06/15/2021 (Tue) 18:10:19 No. 3720

>>3716
>>3717
oh no I didn't draw that, that's Squiggles
she's just my character

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 11:47:58 No. 3721

>>3702
Buuuh, the timeline is iffy, but you've the gist of it in spirit. One correction: /awsw/ became /scaly/ as interest in that game waned and the thread's purpose evolved with the board, which was first populated with /vg/ and /aco/ exiles. It spawned its own short-lived booru and archive, too (rip in peppercini). Now, don't fall into the trap of crediting squrtz for every dedthred's demise — some collapse into vacuums that are created as the communities (and more importantly: their content contributors) contract from internal drama.
>now he's trying to destroy /hmofa/
He's been around for years. To be honest, the only one he really gave up on was /scaly/; screaming buzzwords, blatantly transparent concern trolling, and spamming threads will only get one so far before an irritated mod makes their shtick BoS, necessitating a new play. It's why it's been refined to just about one trollsona per thread, though you'll see flashes of ruddy-art-critic and epic-welfare-refugee-singer spring up from time to time.

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 12:35:06 No. 3722

>>3721
>though you'll see flashes of ruddy-art-critic
Oh, I remember that particular format. Nothing like the sheer arbitrary grading of random pictures with such reviews as “too x, doesn’t seem genuine,” or shit like that (if I’m correct in who you mean).
I can only assume this is actually a couple of people in cahoots. It seems too dedicated and consistent for one person, but clearly too much for a larger group of shitposters. I know their previous attempts to use bots have been so blatant that they’ve been banned, then they ban evaded and kept getting banned until they went silent for some time.

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 18:56:34 No. 3723

>>3722
Right now he's doing the "nobody cares about writing" schtick.

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 20:38:56 No. 3724

>>3722
>>3723
Oh, so the sperg bitching about HATSSSSS is also Burzum?

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 21:33:09 No. 3725

>>3724
It's very likely.

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 22:26:32 No. 3726

Just posting my meme here from earlier since I posted it in the wrong thread like an idiot. How are you all doing, fellow anons? Life going ok?

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 22:46:01 No. 3727

>>3726
>that tasteful thiccness

Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 23:23:01 No. 3728

>>3726
https://youtu.be/rl2AM3j3dIw

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 18:39:11 No. 3732

We're currently under a spam attack. Those come and go pretty irregularly, but it's probably him. With spam he can dilute any substance the thread has and flood the thread with noise.
Just spamming pictures has the same effect, without actually having to put in the effort of typing buzzwords and then putting words between them to create something that looks like it could almost be an actual sentence.

Threads have been quiet lately, as usually happens when he has to recover from a big spergout like the one a few days ago.
So that might be signaling his return.

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 18:41:21 No. 3733

>>3732
Forgot to mention: before the spamming started "someone" was trying to bait replies with pedoshit and bestiality. After not getting any attention he samefagged replies, which were ignored too, so he gave up again and is currently just spamming.

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 20:08:53 No. 3734

>>3732
>>3733
I don't see why you want this thread to become an external record of whatever autistic shit one guy does
please use this place for fun things instead of just making it a constant reminder of the dumb bullshit that it's trying to get away from

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 20:17:26 No. 3736

MILF:

Man
I
Love
Foxes

Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 23:58:02 No. 3737

>>3734
Isn't that the stinky collie with the "I have never seen a penis" shirt?

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 02:21:35 No. 3738

>>3737
uhh... post please? I want to see.

Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 02:48:19 No. 3739

>>3738
see >>3417

this is official Sarah™ fanart, commissioned by wheresmysocks himself.

Anonymous 07/01/2021 (Thu) 17:45:16 No. 3750

If we never talk here unless the main thread goes to shit, this will only ever be a refuge. Just sayin'.

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/01/2021 (Thu) 19:14:03 No. 3751

>>3750
Can't be helped when all the activity's over there like someone mentioned before. Did something happen again?

Anonymous 07/01/2021 (Thu) 19:46:11 No. 3752

>>3751
Someone started a bad-faith argument about feminism. Not the standard shitposting but lots of long-winded offtopic posts.

Anonymous 07/02/2021 (Fri) 08:41:57 No. 3754

>>3752
I made that post before that went down, though.

Anonymous 07/03/2021 (Sat) 03:58:01 No. 3756

>>3752
>than name
I think you should consider getting a new tripcode now that that one is compromised

Anonymous 07/03/2021 (Sat) 13:11:03 No. 3757

>all the anti-scaly rhetoric
I’ll be having a giggle when write and publish an update to an my /hmofa/ kobold milf story.
That said, it’s funny how the shitposting evolves over time, yet the core principles (repeated post-tagging, the same boring ass insults like ‘newfag’ and ‘underage’) always stay the same. I guess we’ll see if the dick has changed tactics when I actually get around to posting it.

Also, as an aside, I don’t know if I can be bothered by tripcodes, but I’ve always planned to post alongside duplicates uploaded and linked on pastebin. Might as well make use of that old husk since it can’t be used for stories.

Anonymous 07/04/2021 (Sun) 13:20:24 No. 3761

Can someone explain what the fuck is happening in the main thread?

Anonymous 07/04/2021 (Sun) 13:26:00 No. 3762

>>3761
Someone get this hotheade out of here!

Anonymous 07/04/2021 (Sun) 13:26:20 No. 3763

>>3756
this was meant for >>3751

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/04/2021 (Sun) 22:48:44 No. 3764

>>3763
>compromised
Yeah I was confused by that post lol.

I haven't seen anyone else post with my trips and what you said made me panic a bit til I realized desuarchive has different trips to what shows up on yotsuba, got a link or something?

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 01:50:45 No. 3765

>>3764

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/05/2021 (Mon) 02:05:25 No. 3766

>>3765
Dude... Furchan trips and 4chan trips generate differently.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 02:13:57 No. 3767

>>3766
it literally looks like you typed a 4chan trip into the name field on accident.

Your name usually looks like this >>3690

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/05/2021 (Mon) 02:49:59 No. 3768

>>3767
Not by accident, I did look up how trips work here to throw this one on. I guess more to feel safer, it was around the same time I started using 4chan X trips on the other board which funnily enough transferred to the normal one when it got turned on.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 06:28:52 No. 3769

>>3768
yea, you can learn how to trip and more on the help page, the link is at the top to the right of the overboard link

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 06:29:24 No. 3770

>>3769
just saying for all including that anon who thought you'd compromised your trip, I know you probably know mimi

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:21:11 No. 3771

Aaaand here we go again. So how're you guys doin?

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:28:57 No. 3773

>>3771
I don't even know what's going on. In regards to your question, the usual.

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:39:22 No. 3774

>>3773
>The usual
Same man

Also, that is a nice chubby awoo. The face is a bit odd imo but the rest is super homely.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 01:46:26 No. 3775

Why are the /trash/ threads such dumpsterfires these days?
Also how is AO3 for writting, i may want to try something

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 02:01:37 No. 3776

>>3775
>>3771
That was my fault sorry. I was overcome to post 7 post of red wojacks. And burzum calling me a teenager made me instinctively post more b/c I always do the opposite of what he says. I tried to delete as much of my post as I could to free some of the posting slots, but after 4 I got an error message that said I couldn't delete post this often.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 02:04:22 No. 3777

>>3776
I mean. There is a way to get all my post deleted in that thread, but I am not selfless enouph to do it. Basically one of the global rules is no spamming and if you break that rule, mods would often not only ban you but delete all post you have made across the entire site back to a certain time period.

Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 04:30:13 No. 3779

>>3776
>>3777
don't feed the trolls, noob

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 04:31:55 No. 3781

HEY fwiendS!

What are you reading/writing?

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 05:43:11 No. 3782

>>3781
read deco's Radar Love recently
I liked it a lot, though I prefer his newer works I think
which is a bit of a shame because damn I love yeens

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 06:04:34 No. 3783

>>3781
>writing
Two that I’m actively working on right now: one is a story about two criminals killing people. The other is about the creation of an artificial anthro girl.

>reading
Started that Missy story. It was alright, but I kinda lost interest by chapter 8. That’s about it. That and like, two others are about the only thing I’ve read “recently.” Haven’t consistently read the stuff here since around early 2020.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 09:21:32 No. 3784

>>3757
Is it real or just some shitposts? I feel all the anti scaly posts are all made by the same person

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:19:27 No. 3785

>>3783
Hatss is pretty slow but it starts introducing new conflicts later on and I started enjoying it more in the later chapters but yea it's pacing is kinda boring in the start

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:28:11 No. 3786

>>3782
Those are some beautiful yeens my friend.

Anonymous 07/07/2021 (Wed) 17:33:44 No. 3787

>>3781
Finished editing the first three chapters of act two of a story last night, trying to apply what I’ve learned during a hiatus since my proofreader told me flat out I hadn’t improved in quite a while. Since I’ve been studying during the hiatus, and these chapters were written before I stopped, I’ll then be writing something unlikely to be published for some time to see what my proofreader thinks, and to see if I’ve learned/improved to write better.
Then I’ll be finishing the aforementioned second act of the above story, then moving back to the only story I’ve written that achieved the curated selection of the front page of Sofurry, and hoping to piss of the local asshole because it’s a kobold tale.
>>3784
I know it’s just shitposts, because the same twat is doing a variant in /scaly/ where he’s pissing himself over feral vs anthro, like tits on scalies stuff.

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/10/2021 (Sat) 03:46:33 No. 3790

>the thread right now
Pain

>>3773
None I can think of honestly, I generally stop reading after about a chapter if I can't get into it.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 04:43:51 No. 3791

You wanna know why people don't come here? B/c the site owner is trying to make this place sanitized like reddit or twitter. The first red flag of this place is that the n-word is word filtered. The second is that he will ban you for Racism for even for le epic maymays. They copied verbatim the rules from 4chan, but fail to understand how these rules are enforced. People don't get banned for "Racism" on 4chan. They get banned for shitposting. Search any board for any racial slur and you will find it is widespread without any bannings. The "Racism is not allowed" rule is only meant to give mods another level of flexibility and vagueness in giving out bans, giving them more judgment rather then just letting them follow the rules. The root user will probably not budge on this issue due to some wrongly placed sense of morality, but that's his problem. /fur/ nor the other boards will ever gain a lot of traffic and this site will join the plethora of other failed and abandoned image boards.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 06:46:20 No. 3792

This is so much worse than regular shitposting.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 06:48:45 No. 3793

>>3792
The boomerposting was actually kinda comfy for a bit and then it all went down the drain

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 06:53:17 No. 3794

>>3791
you are extremely assmad

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:02:31 No. 3795

>>3794
I am only trying to help ya'll out. If ya'll want to slowly wither away at 1-2 post a week then be my guest.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:04:45 No. 3796

>>3795
first, you just wrote an entire essay screaming and whining about not being allowed to post the n-word like it's some beacon of free thought

second, you legitimately think that the reason the dozens of regulars on the thread haven't all moved over here is solely down to them not being able to post the no no bad word, despite that rule only starting to be enforced within the last couple months and this website existing for years

is this really all you have? posting the n word on furry imageboards?

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:09:58 No. 3797

>>3796
It seems like the assblasted one here is you my friend. I gave you my advice and you screech and seethe b/c I dare mention a word that has become a staple to image board culture. Why are u so mad? Do you want to talk about it?

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:13:26 No. 3798

>>3797
>concern troll over stupid bullshit no one cares about
>>no one cares about that, stop being mad about nothing
>WAHHH U MAD LOLE I TURNED IT ON YOU

are you actually trying to derail the moderated thread? you know how it'll turn out for you

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:18:09 No. 3799

>>3798
Good heavens, I seemed to have struck a nerve. At first I thought it was that you couldn't grasp the concepts of freedom, censorship and internet culture, but it's more apparent that you have been emotionally charged based on your erratic posting addressing none of my points. We can still talk about it? No need to shit up the thread.

Low effort bait.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:20:27 No. 3800

>>3799
what
I addressed all of your points
you didn't address mine, like how that rule hasn't existed for as long as the problem of moving has

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:22:46 No. 3801

>>3800
No matter what anyone says he'll find a way to contrive it to mean he's right and everyone else is wrong.
The only winning move is not to play.

Anonymous Board owner 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:23:05 No. 3802

>>3800
It's obvious bait. Don't wake me up for this shit.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:26:10 No. 3803

>>3800
>>3801
>>3800
>you didn't address mine, like how that rule hasn't existed for as long as the problem of moving has
Well, I thought it was plainly obvious to the point I assumed you would have realized your mistake. Very well then,

It wasn't till recently, that we have seen an uptick of posting, thus, more posting means more chances of someone saying something 'racist'. Frankly the rules were not enforced for several years bc NOBODY broke them due to the realtive newness of the this place and the lack of users.

Won't let you keep it around next time. Appeal, don't evade.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:29:07 No. 3804

Lovelocked is having an episode. Poor guy

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:29:44 No. 3805

>>3802
>>3799
It wasn't bait it was a simple discussion and with no warning you decided to ban me and mark my post b/c you disagreed with my opinions. Very well, it's the future you choose.

Alright that's it, no appeals. I tried to be nice.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:33:48 No. 3807

>>3805
how the fuck do you even give warning for a ban on an imageboard
I've literally never seen a mod do that on any board ever, 4chan or not

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:46:08 No. 3810

>>3807
Isn't the usual "warning" to hand out a 3 day ban? Sort of a moot point here since the guy repeatedly evaded.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:49:36 No. 3811

>>3804
Yeah, hope he feels better. Seemed like he wasn't prepared for the total shitshow tonight. I feel bad for him.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 07:54:08 No. 3812

>>3811
Like I said in the last thread. He really shouldn't have engaged with the shitposters. For you can never tell if your talking to several anons or one dedicated shitposter and we have one VERY dedicated shitposter.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 08:17:42 No. 3813

Can you please stop talking about what is happening here at the main thread? I am starting to think it was a bad Idea to promote this place.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 09:09:47 No. 3814

I just want a mouse wife.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 09:27:29 No. 3815

>>3814

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 09:29:33 No. 3816

>>3815
That's a sqorl.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 09:32:16 No. 3817

>>3816
yeah it's better

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 09:38:39 No. 3818

>>3817
I respectfully disagree. Skwirls don't do much for me. The tail is nice, though. Maybe it's just because I haven't seen many artists do them well. I'm not into Jolly Jack's whole style, and one of the good skrillex's I can recall was by Plague.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 10:49:00 No. 3819

>>3818
how about this?

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 12:39:30 No. 3820

>>3819
Goddamn it, I want to fuck Freya into such a mind-snapping orgasmic mess that she forgets about Fratley and becomes a slave to human cuddling, handholding and human/burmecian hybrid repopulation.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 13:34:47 No. 3821

>>3819
>>3820
>Freya will never do any cool rat tricks for you.
Life is pain.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 15:52:43 No. 3822

>>3791
>starts concern trolling over furchan censoring the N word
>nobody gives a shit
>bait hard
>gets into an argument with a mod over it
>bait harder
>mods see through his bullshit and bans him
>starts bitching and moaning in the main thread about how the vewy meanie :( furchan mods are discord trannies + other buzzwords
yep, this is a Certified Dylan Walsh Moment™

>>3813
don't feel bad about promoting this place. furchan is pretty cool honestly. the shitposter will be assmad about it for a few hours, then will lock onto another target and REEEEE about that instead.

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 22:39:36 No. 3823

>>3822
>don't feel bad about promoting this place. furchan is pretty cool honestly.

Furchan is great, my only concern with promoting it so much is that it has got the attention of the resident shitposters. Shitposters that are inhumanly addicted to starting nonsensical arguments in the thread to the point of replying to themselves. I guess they were going to find this place eventually, I just wish it stayed on the down low just a little bit longer

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:30:26 No. 3848

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:31:23 No. 3849

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:32:58 No. 3850

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:33:44 No. 3851

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:34:14 No. 3852

Anonymous 07/11/2021 (Sun) 23:35:56 No. 3853

There, now this should put an end to any future shitposting since it is really difficult to type with one hand.

DecoFox 07/13/2021 (Tue) 02:24:21 No. 3856

Since I've been gradually posting more drawqtpiery on SoFurry and the 4chan thread, here's a bunch of shitty DecoFox art.

>On topic-ed-ness
The fox is a member of the species from the Letters from Akira stories. The rest is mostly just attempting to not be shit.

Ps. Frite, give more Tigress

DecoFox 07/13/2021 (Tue) 02:25:27 No. 3857

>>3856

Anonymous 07/13/2021 (Tue) 06:19:20 No. 3858

>>3856
wtf Halo #5s
a cute!

Anonymous 07/18/2021 (Sun) 01:36:49 No. 3862

Based on how dedicated Burzum is on killing threads he most likely has some sort of mental illness, also with him constantly seeking attention he also must be insecure since he never fit in anywhere until he found something he’s good at.
Truly a tier 10 coward.

Anonymous 07/18/2021 (Sun) 14:05:03 No. 3863

>>3862
come on man, is there anything to gain by stating the obvious? you're not any diffrent by propogading the problem.

create a separete thread for the shitter's autism if you want to do some complaining.

that will stop this thread's quality from degrading and also keep it from having a negative atmosphere, possibly attracting tourists.

Anonymous 07/18/2021 (Sun) 21:10:09 No. 3864

>>3863
You’re definitely correct, just stating the obvious is a good way to vent out my thoughts. Sorry if I did any harm.

Anonymous 07/19/2021 (Mon) 11:57:31 No. 3865

>>3864
its okay. we all need to vent once in a while, just keep it out of the thread.

Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 07:34:58 No. 3868

Writing about interstellar space travel for the first time, anything I should keep in mind? None of my stories up to this point have left the solar system.

Also, I’m not looking to be super accurate, I’m looking to be consistent and not cringey.

Anonymous 07/22/2021 (Thu) 08:34:54 No. 3869

>>3868
Well, one thing I like to say is that the starship Enterprise doesn't move at a speed of warp whatever. It moves at the speed of plot. Point being, I'm a big Trek fan and I've often seen discussions get really bogged down into what nerds think are technical details, but which are really writing details.

FTL travel isn't real (yet), so when you're writing about it you're making up all the rules for your setting. So what's important to keep it believable is internal consistency, and considering how it would impact things in a realistic fashion. This is where you'll often see science fiction settings be picked apart. For instance, the fact that Star Wars' Coruscant would need constant food imports served by a truly massive fleet of cargo ships. And the more it features in the plot, the more you need to keep it in mind. Be aware of the rules you set for your setting and try not to break them. If you do break them, be aware that you're doing so and what it means for the setting. Incorporate the rules in your writing when that would make sense.

For instance, Traveller the RPG system has some very simple standard FTL rules. Space is divided into sectors on a hex grid, and in essence that defines travel distance instead of lightyears and such. Of course, a hex represents an X amount of lightyears (probably quite a few, as habitable planets sharing hex borders are common), but practically moving from one hex to another represents the smallest distance a ship can travel in FTL, and the largest distance a ship with a standard/primitive FTL drive can travel. A jump like that goes through the generically named "hyperspace", which is really just a void where only the ship exists. The jump takes a week. This counts for any jump, as better FTL drives can jump more hexes. So immediately you can see that ships with better engines are faster in a big way. But ships also use fuel, and a lot of it, so the typical vessel can often only make one or two jumps before needing to refuel, as increasing the range would require dedicating most of the ship's volume to fuel tanks. But the fuel in question is deuterium, so ships may be outfitted with a fuel scoop so they can acquire fuel in the wild from gas giants.

So now that you have a collection of hard rules (because they're from an RPG system) you can see how they would affect a setting. For starters, the minimum distance thing means that there are space highways in the setting formed by the systems that share hex borders that can be traveled by the most cost effective ships. It also tells us that ship operations revolve around fuel for a great deal, and this is constantly on the minds of ship crew, planners, and designers. Even advanced ships can't range that far from known fuel sources, or must employ tankers, fuel caches, and careful planning. A typical thing that might happen in this setting is a free trader discovering a gas giant in a hex everyone else thought was empty, and then using it to bypass part of the space highway to sell goods at better prices. Maybe he eventually sells the location, or it is stolen from him, and then the gas giant becomes a regular trading route. Maybe then pirates start hanging out in the system, pouncing on trading vessels in the gas giant's gravity well that are very likely to not have enough fuel to attempt an escape. This all couldn't happen in a Star Trek type setting where the energy source fueling the ship's FTL drive only very rarely needs to be replaced.

This is a bit of a wall of text, I guess. But I think this is a good example of a system with simple rules that have a massive impact on how its setting functions.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 02:02:15 No. 3874

It's amazing how quickly the thread can get filled with inane bullshit sometimes. I wish people just stayed on topic without spamming

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 02:15:36 No. 3875

>>3874
After a long think, I cannot see anything that could help the situation besides moderation. When 1 or 2 shitposters engage each other, regular poster engage less. It's a self feeding problem that always turns the thread to shit even when people try to ignore and go back on topic.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 02:16:37 No. 3876

>>3875
Of course this falls back to the solution to being furchan, but they don't seem to come here as much as we like.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 04:30:44 No. 3877

>>3876
>>3874
To add I think we should start telling writers to post there updates here as well, but we will have to cut down on meta stuff like complaining about shitposters, we should probably take that to a separate thread, I want to say /b/, but It would be nice to have some decorum and have it on a different board.

Back to writers putting their updates here: I think that is the best place to sell this place to the writers; maybe we could message new writers on social media platforms like sofurry? A bit intrusive, but it's just an idea. Another way to look at it is using this place as some sort of qsuedo-pastebin, when we write feedback we can link it to post here, especially in the writers feedback. People already use /fur/ for image dumps like the awoo thread, so have a "feedback" dump wouldn't be bad either especially since this place is much easier to navigate than desuarchive.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 05:34:32 No. 3878

>>3877
That won't happen. Comfy just dropped his big update on 4Chan alone, unless you can get big name talent like that dropping here exclusively you'll never build an audience.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 18:42:51 No. 3880

>>3877
As one of those writeqtpies, is there any real reason to posting here? I wouldn't mind doing so, but these threads move at molasses pace so eventually it would just be a string of my own updates.
Anyone here likely also browses the main thread too, otherwise there would be more activity here other than when our local sperg has one of his zoomer moments. Feedback similarly can be dumped in SoFurry or AO3. AO3 even allows for comment writing with no accounts.

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 19:23:27 No. 3881

>>3880
presumably the idea is to attract all the people that discuss and hype off story releases, so the molasses pace problem would fix itself

in theory, of course, I have no idea if those guys are right

Anonymous 07/25/2021 (Sun) 19:52:31 No. 3882

>>3881
I can't imagine posting stories here would change that much. No doubt there's a fair chunk of people who come to the thread for updates, but at the same time they come for the activity, the images, the amusing what-ifs, the touch of wholesomeness that a lot of other generals lack. Even then, a fair chunk of those readers are lurkers and make no attempts at interaction with the writer. Not that it's a bad thing.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:21:31 No. 3883

>not one thread
>not one FUCKING thread

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:32:54 No. 3884

>>3883
at this point I just laugh.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:36:28 No. 3885

>>3883
I'm genuinely just wish the jannies cared

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:37:50 No. 3886

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:43:12 No. 3887

>>3884
>

>>3885
Same here

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:53:38 No. 3888

>>3887
Well edging away from shitposters
What would bo burnham's ideal waifur be?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:56:42 No. 3889

>>3885
It's /trash/. The mods don't want to care, thats why they made it

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 06:21:23 No. 3892

>>3891
Some posters are phone users so when they see the layout of this site they immediantly get turned off but that's only the minor issues here

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 06:33:09 No. 3893

>>3892
Well we don't have control over that, so we'll just have to deal with it. I wanna focus on stuff that we, the posters, can do to get more people here.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 06:33:44 No. 3894

>>3891
Just wanna note that I lurk this thread but don't actively participate very much (because I don't really have anything to say most of the time). And where there's one lurker there's probably more hanging around. There could be a decent amount of eyes here already despite the apparent lack of activity.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 06:58:20 No. 3895

I just want my mouse wife pls

DeadMimicked##kw+hf3 07/26/2021 (Mon) 09:57:50 No. 3896

Reporting in to bunker thread

>>3888
I feel like he'd be a maus or sheep dog kinda guy.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 10:16:20 No. 3897

>>3891
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. There are two problems.

1: A board like this has zero influx from outside. There's no new blood coming here, and there will only be people leaving. Eventually this cascades into a rapid decline. I've seen it happen before in a very similar situation.

2: People only come here when the main thread is shit and only talk about the main thread being shit. At this point this board isn't even a slow, auxiliary board to the main thread. This is the most activity I've seen on here in weeks, and the vast majority is about the shitposter. I made a fairly large post up there, responding to someone's question, and the guy doesn't come back to continue the conversation. So I eventually stop checking this place.

Just expecting all activity to move here at the drop of a hat is silly. It's not going to happen. Especially not when this place retains its function as a refuge. 90% of activity here is confined to this thread, even. We even have the "recent updates" in the OP, none of which are recent. To me, this seems like a good place for writers to actually have their own threads, but I don't think we even have the traffic for that. On the other hands, this might become a place where people can figure out if they'll like a story from more than just an update in the OP and whatever random shit they can glean between shitposts in the main thread.

But for fuck's sake, if you want this place to become anything else than a storm shelter, you actually have to come here and talk about other shit than shitposting.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 14:35:39 No. 3898

>>3897
OK, I'll drop my reviews here from now on. I'm going to read deepthroat's new story today. I'm fucking tired of this cycle of nonsense.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:11:39 No. 3899

Here's my attempt at stirring discussion: How do you like your male protagonists in your stories? I have a hard time writing them for whatever reason. It's really easy to think of character details for the anthro ladies, but I completely blank on the males. Could be that I'm more used to writing self-insert character types from years ago when I did greentext.
Furthermore, if you do write, how do you decide your character? Do you set out some details from the beginning and let them grow, or outline them entirely and then put them in the story?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:29:10 No. 3900

>>3892
there's a mobile app
>>>/meta/200

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:31:05 No. 3901

>>3899
Considering the male lead in one of my stories was recently flagged as boring (and justifiably so to some extent, but more on that later), this feels as good a time as any to cover my stories.
I’ve got three male characters for my /hmofa/ works;
One is a young, abnormally powerful wizard, with a developing brashness that I’m looking forward to exploring. He’s been beaten down and escaped an abusive childhood that he never understood the reason for, and now that he’s been unleashed, it should be a good counterpoint to the calm, experienced waifur who’s gone through that ‘power and pride’ arc and it cost her dearly. I feel confident I can make his character shine.
Another is an experienced, calm knight with a penchant for psychoanalysing people and helping them. He secretly hates his position, because it puts him in constant contact with upper class assholes and the waifur is a near perfect match for him; she’s low-born, yet was taught upper class civility. She’s pragmatic and witty, but has a vulnerability spawning from a dark past that he finds fascinating. Courting her openly will also be considered deeply scandalous, so she, not wanting to shame him, keeps trying to push herself, not him, away; she doesn’t consider herself worthy of his attention beyond their business arrangement. I’m enjoying the slow burn, but because the narrative follows the waifur almost exclusively, I’m a little worried he can come off as bland since he’s not exactly being honest and forward with his feelings. I’m trying to drop hints, and I both can’t yet know I should wait to make them come together.
Lastly is the bland male lead. That story was only going to be a one off short, and he was the ice to her fire, but that hasn’t been enough. I was told to expand on him by the third story, and I’ve tried, but a recent critic who only seems to have read the very first chapter of the latest story, has pointed out there’s not much to him. That said, he’s had a bit of an epiphany in the very latest chapter (punching someone who he’s been afraid of for some time after the dude hit his girlfriend) so I can always use that as his awakening to become more interesting.
The problem with that third one is that development comes later, and the early chapters still have him being placid. I don’t know if the damage has already been done. I guess I’ll see when I get back to writing that story.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:45:27 No. 3902

>>3901
that first one reminds me of an old story I helped out on, divide and conjure

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:48:00 No. 3903

>>3899
Not a writer, but I don't really have a specific preference for male leads outside of "being interesting", although that's probably kind of vague. As long as a character acts more than they react, i.e. they don't just "go with the flow" the whole time, that makes them interesting in my opinion.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 17:13:17 No. 3904

>>3903
How active do you think is good? If a male lead starts off as being more passive but then takes a more active role as it progresses, does that appeal to you?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 17:22:17 No. 3905

>>3904
Of course, that sort of thing is good character development. However, there's always a risk of the passiveness dragging on for too long-- though "too long" is definitely subjective and depends on a lot of other factors, such as how interesting the rest of the story is.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:48:40 No. 3906

>>3905
I have a story in the works in which a man is stuck in a cabin with his former lover, and the arc i have planned for him is rejecting her advances, to passively accepting her presence and physical affection, to initiating his own advances, and ending on him confronting the circumstance that brought them apart in the first place. Does that sound strong at least conceptually?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 19:19:34 No. 3907

>>3906
A good ‘bottle episode’ style story has its strengths and weaknesses. So long as you’re confident in the two characters and can weave the narrative carefully to pace it right, that could be pretty awesome.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 20:25:15 No. 3909

>>3908
probably something ive watched subconciously, I started working on it in February and picked it back up in june

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 20:27:42 No. 3910

>>3906
Well alot of stories has been done like that what new dynamics will you add?

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 20:32:38 No. 3911

>>3910
I have a plan but i dont want to spoil every single detail

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 20:33:20 No. 3912

>>3899
I have one story that's currently stifled because I can't think of interesting traits for the male protagonist. Nothing I come up with makes him a unique character besides just making him an outright asshole. The other major characters are so much more developed and the character in question looks out of place in comparison.

>how do you decide your character?
I usually have a basic outline of what I want the character to be, and build off that in the story proper. Sometimes I don't have any idea of what they're gonna be. Of course, given what I talked about earlier, it can only go so far, and sometimes it doesn't work.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 22:37:12 No. 3913

just started HATSS and I hate Leo so goddamn much it's making it hard to read through, he doesn't deserve to have Missy

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 23:21:03 No. 3915

>>3913
I mean you have to remember that she is a bum who cannot earn rent in any normal way, and she's also annoying

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 00:18:34 No. 3917

>>3915
just finished Chapter 22 so this is my reading so far.

Weeds grow in fallow fields, it's clear despite her issues she's willing and capable of improving. Missy clearly is socially retarded, which is entirely understandable, but so is Leo and he has no excuse. Leo is entirely forgetting the context that she isn't human while living in a human world, so her problems shouldn't' be surprising, yet he chastises her constantly with rhetoric that can only apply to a human, and arguable at that since I believe a person like Missy needs a very kind but firm hand and all Leo does is put her down and treat her like shit which only turned her into a beaten dog and not a self reliant one.

Now I don't know where the writer is going, but armchair experience to me implies Missy i suffering from abandonment issues, and possibly worse, fear of her own true feelings being an issue too, if the offhand comment about her leaving him when they were young is any indication. Coupled with her statements of trading sex for couches and other things like that(shallow treatment of intimacy), and her fear of losing him in the fog, and her obvious love of him, it's clear she is fearful to address that but she's codependent on Leo despite his emotional abuse.

Leo is obviously suffering from codependence as well, he hates his life, he's lonely, he hates his routines but can't get out of it, and Missy disrupted all of that. And all the complaints in the world about his old life doesn't change the fact that Missy is the best thing that happened to him, and he knows it, and it's clear he is falling in love as much as she is, but he's too much of a chickenshit to admit it to her and most of all himself.

There's also the aspect of their differing views on nostalgia, she's balls deep in it, she misses those days because they were happy and loves to relish in it while the opposite it true for Leo. However despite those different mentalities, they both see their childhoods the same, a time they believe was better than now, a time they wish they could experience again but never can. Missy loving the past and talking about it, while Leo angry that the future turned out so shit and he's resentful that he can't go back so remembering it is painful and not happy.

Also Leo just sucks, like whatever you think of Missy, Leo is a serious buzzkill in all ways, how the fuck do you go through life and never watch Godzilla? Fucking seriously? Or just shit on any fun at all, the guy is just awful.

also full disclosure, Missy reminds me of my fiance who is super fun and was broken at the start, so I'm projecting somewhat. Also I'm about 90% sure that Missy's species affects memory somehow, seems to be where that's headed.

tl;dr, this story has pulled me in way too fucking hard that I'm obsessively autism posting, so, GG to the writer

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 11:15:35 No. 3921

>>3913
It’s fun to provoke a reaction.
I still remember the controversy, however short lived, about Candace (Firebrand). She lashes out while drunk and miserable after the protagonist spurns her advances because even though he’s been crushing, again, she’s drunk. Earns himself a straight jab to the jaw, followed by trashing his bedroom after he locks her in.
People really didn’t like the fact she punched him, since she’s really not the slapping type and goes from zero to a hundred real damn fast.
I don’t think I’ve any discussion ever since. I can never tell if that’s a lack of controversy, more balanced (or, y’know, bland) storytelling that doesn’t merit any serious discussion, ineffectual, non-evocative writing or some muddy combination.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 14:20:48 No. 3922

>>3921
I get it dude, none of my shit really stirs the pot either. It's disappointing, but you just gotta keep at it.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 15:35:56 No. 3924

>>3921
To make perhaps too obvious a point: It's not hard to be controversial with our current, shall we say, "board culture". It's been a while, but one of my stories provoked a reaction because it had fetishes that some people just really don't go for. My current story is much more benign, but seems to have more readers despite still being rather niche.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 16:29:35 No. 3927

>>3917
Thanks for reading and being brutally honest with your feedback. I'm happy to see you drew so much from it and what I was writing came across. It's hard to know what will and what won't to the audience.

Admittedly, I didn't think Leo was so harsh. It's more like a dire banter that you have back and forth. While yes, at first he's harsh, I'd like to think he warms up to her. I'd also imagine it's hard to warm up to someone who barged into your life. Regardless, I think they do get better as it goes on. Leo's slowburn to being a more reasonable person was something that NaPalm wanted. He's largely let me loose, but there are a few details he specifically wanted.

At this point I have to wonder how popular the story would have been without that fantastic artwork from him. They're two assholes stuck in the woods being dicks to each other but getting better at it. Not to say I don't enjoy writing it, but it's probably the 'softest' antithesis to a standard /hmofa/ affair. Waifur is a dickish slob, Man refuses to admit intimacy to waifur, they exist in a world where a waifur is actually special.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 17:47:50 No. 3929

>>3924
I do wonder what boundaries are too far. I like (gentle) macro and I’ll try to slip in justifiable reasons for big ladies, be it dream sequences or whatever. Not that you’d otherwise know that from my current selection, though I hope write a story at some point with a waifur who’s in excess of eight feet tall (and her height is a big focus of the story since she’s going to be an early successfully treated gigantism sufferer; most of the height with few negatives).
Personally I try to be careful to bleach fetishes from my stories beyond fairly straightforward ones. Muscular women in one, a shortstack with big curves in another, then boobless and small in a third. The aforementioned eight footer will probably be fairly average otherwise because I’m always worried about going too far, though I can make her strong (I do like capable, strong waifurs) and justify her looking normal because IRL, very tall people struggle to put on muscle.

I dare to think how certain entities would respond if he actually read most of the stories posted beyond people mentioning the presence of these fetishes otherwise.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 18:26:25 No. 3931

>>3929
You should get your head checked, because you might be telepathic. My current story, which I just described as "rather niche" is about a 12 foot waifur who lives in a world where it's relatively common. A large part of the story is about dealing with that, and how people like that live. I suppose I should have spent some more time on her food intake, as she's also strongfat. I recently read an interview with a tall, muscular guy who says he's pretty much constantly eating to keep the muscle on. Tallest dude I've ever seen with normal proportions. Then again, maybe if you actually evolved to be large it's a little easier. But the cost of living is definitely a thing.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 18:43:00 No. 3932

>>3931
Mine's a spinoff of Firebrand, where rodent people live alongside humans. Mouse types are naturally short at around 5ft nothing (the waifur of that story is the exception, she's 'amazonian' at 5'8"), and rat types range from average human but have a lot more of the bellcurve in the six and seven foot region.
The eight foot (probably upper end of that, like 8'9") waifur of that spinoff is a play on how you get rats, then there're those rats that are as big as small dogs. It's essentially a rodent-person form of gigantism that's more common than normal gigantism, so there's been more chance to study it and correct/treat it.
She'll be one of the first successful cases, but has to take supplements to help keep her bones strong and works out but, again, it doesn't show.
That she's super insecure about her height and begins in an abusive relationship, then snaps at the abuse and breaks up with him (full force; there'll be a flipped car and physically throwing his ass through a wooden fence at least) thanks to befriending a manlet human who'll be the hm of the hmofa pie. Of course then the rest will be her coming out of her shell and plenty of awkward size fun since he'll barely come up to her stomach.
Yours certainly sounds fun too; the living standard business is stuff I really enjoy and it really fleshes out the world.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:27:00 No. 3934

If I made an /hmofa/ meta thread on /b/, would you guys use it? I'm thinking it could help prevent this place from being clogged with off topic discussion.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:32:43 No. 3935

>>3934
yes

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:36:16 No. 3936

>>3934
sure, go ahead.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:44:13 No. 3938

>>3936
>>3935
Okay, made it:
>>>/b/274

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 19:53:01 No. 3939

>>3938
Also remember to direct people to this thread when they start metaposting.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 20:27:01 No. 3940

>>3921
Just wanted to let you know that I just jacked off to Pariah once again. And that scene wouldn't have been anywhere near as good if it was out of context of the "Candance being Candance" series. I like how rough around the edges and flawed she for it makes Max and Candance that more organic.

I think the "Controversy" was stemming from the same 1-2 anons that freak out at everything that could evenly slightly be perceived as /adhg/ or the anthro not being 100% submissive.

Despite her flaws (everyone has them), I think she is a wonderful person, and leagues better than your average person.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 21:04:50 No. 3941

>>3927
hey really I hope you didn't take my posts as criticism, I love this story so far, your writing is really great, it's pretty rare for me to get so involved with characters, so don't think I'm criticizing how you write or how you're constructing your characters. My opinions on Leo aren't critical from a writing perspective, so don't think that at all, you just wrote a character that annoys me and that's fine, there's nothing wrong with that, so keep going how you think is best and believe me I will read it.

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 21:20:09 No. 3942

>>3940
Always nice to hear the titillations titillate and the characters have character! Thanks and I'm glad you've enjoyed them.
I always internally describe Candace as someone with a heart far too big for her own good. She cares too much and it makes her just a bit too much for most and at odds with herself otherwise. I even gave the series its name because of the idea of Candace just being herself is so clear to the people who know her.
I won't be working on Halcyon for a while, but I'll certainly have to work on making Max more interesting (which I can certainly do after what happened at the end of episode 1). I'm just not super daddyiliar with how to make slice of life entertaining enough since that ep 1 was my first stab at the genre.

I'm currently doing a few fantasy stories and I'm getting close to having something to post. I'm just debating whether to give the first act, which I haven't touched for years, a once over to make it a little neater. I don't want to do a full rewrite, because I'm happy with how it came out to begin with, but I've learned a few more things since then.
Coincidentally, has anyone here read Making It? Because I'm working on act 2. Sadly, no porn yet (and when it happens, it'll be bonus chapters told from the human perspective).

Anonymous 07/27/2021 (Tue) 22:13:05 No. 3943

>>3892
I've lived online and browsed imageboards through my phone for twelve years – the layout really isn't all that bad so long as screen-wrapping is tight (it is), text-boxes are functional & onscreen, and the font is legible. It's not great without an app like Clover (though there is an app solution available), but it isn't that impeding. There are, Howe er, more lurkers than posters by far, sure; that'll be a given anywhere you go.

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 02:28:19 No. 3945

>>3943
The multiple image upload thing is pretty useful, but god above why is the UI yellow of all things?

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 03:04:35 No. 3946

>>3941
Ah, well, I suppose that's my insecurity with writing the males shining through. Partially why I wanted to start this discussion >>3899

Don't be afraid to criticize it, though, if you have any gripes. I do worry about what I make and I deserve it like anyone else. But I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it, despite the pain Leo brings! I hope you enjoy the rest of it.

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 20:00:21 No. 3948

I have a problem with thinking my stories are going too fast, which makes me feel the need to stuff it with a lot of fluff. I have a story in progress with about 7k words, and I feel like the story is going at lightning speed. And another one of my stories, which I had the same problem with and was about 10k words at the time of posting, was criticized for being way too sluggish.

Also tomato Miki.

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 20:06:02 No. 3949

>>3948
I know that exact feel
a lot of the writers I know well go very slow, and I feel like I go way, way too fast
it's a pretty bad feeling because everyone seems to love the super slow stories

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 23:26:53 No. 3950

Anonymous 07/28/2021 (Wed) 23:27:58 No. 3951

>>3945
just tired it out here >>3950
It's pretty cool.

Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 11:12:29 No. 3952

>>3932
The title is Proper Care of Construction Equipment, if you're curious. It's over on SoFurry. It's fairly hard to write about characters with such a drastic size difference, and I've had Anons say they're not sure how large she exactly is. I made her twice as tall as the average/tall human character partly because it makes it a lot easier to imagine how big all the stuff she uses has to be.

Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 20:43:53 No. 3953

Rate the following by order:
>Being called 'cub' by a bear MILF
>Being called 'pup' by a canine MILF
>being called 'kit' by a fox MILF
>being called 'kit' by a rabbit MILF
What else makes the list?

Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 21:00:37 No. 3954

>>3953
>fox
>canine
>bear
>rabbit
I would love any of these in no particular order, but fox milf goes at the top because MAN i love foxes

Anonymous 07/29/2021 (Thu) 23:01:12 No. 3955

>>3952
I'll check it out, thanks! Always nice to get some size difference action.
Afraid the only size difference I've done that's /hmofa/ is a short dream sequence in Halcyon and In Opposition, where it's the human who's twice the height (well, almost) of the kobold ninja milf.
The current story I'm writing has some (4'1" waifur and a 6ft human, and she's more of a realistic take on a shortstack, so it's not super drastic) but it's more adventure with the romance slowly blooming over time.

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 00:22:52 No. 3957

Since the thread here picked up and the main subject is stories, can someone recommend me some good "first contact" type of story? What I mean by that is basically focus on the lack of common tongue between the man and the anthro(s), and thus having them resort to various forms of nonverbal communication, with a special focus on utilizing the parts of the body that humans lack. Expressive ears and tail(s), various assorted prehensile appendages, maybe something more far out, like some sort of octopi types expressing themselves with shapes, colors or non-euclidian mind architecture. I don't particularly care whether it's about anon meeting an alien lifeform, some sort of primitive, yet uncontacted tribe or being stuck in an elevator with some foreign lady, as long as it's good. Don't care much for length either, although I'd appreciate something short and sweet to gently ease me into the world of staring at the walls of text on screen, so not completely unlike the one of the message boards.

That aside, all those pastebins seem to have only plain black text on white background, is there some way (or program) to have it be light text on dark background? Staring at any bright source of light for any substantial amount of time really does a number on my eyes.

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 00:26:47 No. 3958

>>3957
Why does it let me select any number of images if only the first three get posted?

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 00:47:51 No. 3968

>>3957
SabatonBabylon's HEL Jumper is probably the best you can ask for.
You can read it for free or purchase it at the following links.
https://git.io/J3pCf
https://www.amazon.com/Hel-Jumper-Survive-Sabatonbabylon/dp/0359271928
Degeneracy Pressure and First Contact Procedures are also "First Contact" themed but don't really attack the language barrier as much IIRC.
https://git.io/Js3SU
https://git.io/J39DR

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 01:10:44 No. 3969

>>3968
degen pressure is 100% mind blowingly amazing stuff
it doesn't do language barrier pretty much at all, but it's *really* fucking great, and the little puzzle element buried in the golden disk sections is practically academic

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 01:11:15 No. 3970

>>3957
Birds of prey has first contact with a feathered dino species that can shift their feathers to display different colors as a form of nonverbal communication.
https://snekguy.com/stories/pinwheel/birds-of-prey/birds-of-prey-hetero-edition/

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 04:33:54 No. 3971

>>3969
I reread it fairly recently, and it's pretty good. I don't really wanna rush Deco, but I kinda wish he'd get done with whatever he was doing with the story.

>it doesn't do language barrier pretty much at all
Now that I'm thinking about it, the story only lightly touching on a language barrier was a bit of a cop out for me, and the explanation was kinda dumb. It's overall only a very minor part, but the few times it's used was really interesting.

Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 08:18:54 No. 3972

>>3955
Thanks. Let me know what you think.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 00:06:12 No. 3975

>>3969
>be the waifur from Degeneracy Pressure
>bring food from your home world for the trip to Earth and back that you plan to supplement with terran flora and fauna during your mission
>save a selection of delicacies from across space for a special moment
>finally manage to invite a human into your ship
>heat up the perfect dinner and open up the door for him
>the sperg trips and nearly dies
>once in a lifetime meal meant to signify the first honest, willing interaction between two species is left untouched while you wait for him to recover

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 00:08:06 No. 3976

>>3975
>that you plan to supplement with terran flora and fauna
Now that I think about it, that probably explains the cow abductions too.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 03:16:54 No. 3978

>>3975
Dumb bitch thought she could just waltz into an unknown and comparatively primitive society and expect it to go smoothly.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 03:36:38 No. 3979

>>3968
>>3970
Thanks for the recommendations. I've got through the first chunk of HEL Jumper and enjoyed it quite a bit more than I expected to, even if it's a bit tooo white knighty to me. I like how the author plays a bit with two sides here (anthro and VI), both of which I generally find enjoyable. Wanted to access the second part (as linked on top of the page here https://git.io/J3pCf), but pastebin gives me error 403. Is there some way to get around that? Am I supposed to make an account there to view it?

I also have a few questions.
>Why hasn't anyone from the village investigate the angry sky rock crushing in their general vicinity? Cauthan seem be curious enough so far. Is it going to be mentioned ever again in the plot (if so, just affirm it, I'd rather avoid spoilers) or was it just a plot device to give Winters and Veera some breathing room? The site of the landing pod itself gives me similar vibe to the player's camp in the Corruption of Champions, is Winters going to start gathering companions of varying functionality there?
>How do you pronounce Cauthan? Cau(tion)-than(os)? Cow-fan?
>Why didn't Winters instruct Io (assuming that she didn't do it by default) to run the translation program as soon as he met his very first alien? Even if there wasn't much talking, there was quite a bit of visual ques that could've led to some semblance of clearer understanding.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 07:22:35 No. 3980

>>3979
They were most likely delete during the pastebin purge. You can read more in his reddit on r/HFY. You can also read his other hmofa story, Coronation Day.

Anonymous 07/31/2021 (Sat) 11:50:40 No. 3982

>>3980
Thanks, found it.

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:13:50 No. 3985

Usual /trash/ OP here, I'm wondering if there should be a link to this thread along with the usual masterbin links to help people find this thread easier, rather than just whenever it inevitably comes up as a result of you-know-who. Thoughts?

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:21:38 No. 3986

>>3985
Thread can get reported for advertising other websites, bad call. Most regulars already know this place. Also, keep it to the meta board. Also, sneed.

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 00:33:06 No. 3987

>>3985
do it if you want, I doubt anyone will enforce anything

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 01:01:47 No. 3988

>>3985
not sure how the mods here feel about stuff, I wish this thread had more activity though

Anonymous Global volunteer 08/02/2021 (Mon) 02:07:03 No. 3989

>>3988
So long as you're not actively advertising a product or website, links to outside or related resources are fine.

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:42:43 No. 3990

>>3985
We are on trash. I doubt jannies will care enough

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 06:32:39 No. 3991

>>3986
I think he's talking about newer anons who contribute to the thread and how they they might get turned off because of people breaking down

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 20:52:03 No. 3992

>>3985
I don’t think much would come of it, and you might get reported for advertising, but by all means, go ahead and try.

Anonymous 08/03/2021 (Tue) 17:22:57 No. 3998

Still not done with my first draft, hit 38000 yesterday, no one is letting me get any fucking quality time. On the second to last scene, at least.

Anonymous 08/03/2021 (Tue) 22:32:34 No. 3999

>>3998
I'm sitting on 34,000 words myself and yet to complete the last chapter. On the other hand I've been correcting them chapter by chapter and getting them proof-read too. Just too bad I've had some pain issues that have prevented me from writing for a few days now. It does get frustrating when the mind is buzzing with ideas yet everything conspires against you.

Then again, the previous part to the story was posted again recently and I don't think anyone really cared for it.

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 03:06:42 No. 4000

>>3999
If this is who i think it is, believe me when i tell you i know what it's like to feel like your work is undervalued.

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 05:37:42 No. 4001

>>3942
>Making it
link?

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 12:10:28 No. 4002

>>4001
https://www.sofurry.com/view/1509589
A weird side project I started for the short lived ratfolk general two years ago starring pic related. I’m hoping to start posting act 2 chapter by chapter once I’ve finished writing, but not editing, the final chapter and maybe a short act epilogue. Should be soon, with luck.
I’ll give the boilerplate info; I never designed this to be lewd, barring flirting and the slow build romance going on. I’ve since decided to feature smut as bonus chapters (separated from the main narrative, that will ‘fade to black’ in-story), but even then, the story hasn’t reached that part yet. Maybe act 3.

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 12:11:42 No. 4003

>>4002
Man, this site isn’t a fan of phone posting, is it?

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 16:53:25 No. 4004

>>4003
see >>3900

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 20:57:44 No. 4005

>>3998
40k on the draft banged out now, halfway done with the climax. I want so badly to just post it but theres already some things i need to change in the rest of the piece, removing some references, possibly cutting some scenes or better fleshing out others, maintaining internal consistency.
>>4002
Do you have a write up or notes anywhere about the rodere or the specifics of there biology and behavior?

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 22:05:55 No. 4006

>>4005
Sadly no. I can certainly write something up if you’re interested.
Also just to save the mixup, are we talking rodere (Candace being Candace, actual medically induced human/rodent chimera) or raothaar (Making It, their own species)? Having two separate rodent species can sometimes get some crossed wires.

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 22:29:24 No. 4007

>>4006
rodere specifically

Anonymous 08/04/2021 (Wed) 22:31:44 No. 4008

>>4007
Give me a couple of hours and I’ll put something together.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 01:13:57 No. 4009

I made this on the spot in like 2 hours and I don’t know where to take it.
https://rentry.co/bb7ns

Gimme feedback and ideas on where I should go with it. Alternatively, please call it shit and the worst thing you’ve ever read so I can delete everything in embarrassment and leave the internet for good.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 01:16:50 No. 4010

>Sometimes images just up and don’t post on mobile.
Does anyone else have this problem? I guess that’s what I get for posting on my phone.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 01:37:38 No. 4011

>>4010
are you using the app or your browser

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 01:44:08 No. 4012

>>4007
https://www.sofurry.com/view/1748735
I decided to have some fun with this. It's listed as private, so let me know if you can't access it, since I'm still technically on hiatus and I don't want to technically break it until I publish something in full. I also haven't proofread it at all, so expect some errors and let me know if there's anything specific you want to know, and I'll add to it at a later time.
Let me know if you can't view it, and I'll probably post it on ol' pastebin (which will mess with the formatting, but oh well).

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 02:00:53 No. 4013

>>4011
Browser.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 02:11:06 No. 4014

>>4013
try the app then

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 02:15:04 No. 4015

>>4009
Second paragraph is a more interesting open than the first, I would rearrange the intro a little.

>Given the time of night, it was likely some of the young guys from the base, drunk off their minds, and off to destroy something in the town. They’ve done it before. A few months ago, they trashed the outside of Paul and Sara Trohman’s house. They got off scot free because they’re in the military. Those men were borderline untouchable to the citizens. Emeric’s met some good and upstanding soldiers in the years he’s been alive, but they were a far cry from the ones occupying this island. They could burn down an innocent man’s house and the higher ups would sweep it under the rug like it was nothing.
It's a bit cluttered, I tried to make it a bit more cohesive by moving a few sentences around. Notice how it focuses on the conduct of the soldiers first, then shifts to the cover up. Then the paragraph breaks into Emeric's personal opinion, which I modified to be stronger.
>Given the time of night, it was likely some of the young guys from the local base, drunk out of their minds, and off to destroy something in the town. It wouldn't be the first time either, they trashed the Trohman property a few months ago. Whenever something like that happened, it always got swept under the rug by the ruffians' commanding officers, the public be damned.
>Emeric had met plenty of honorable soldiers during his years, but this lot was a disgrace to the brass.

>He didn’t feel anything when he saw the creature.
This is a non sequitur. If Emeric didn't feel anything about the near corpse in front of him, he wouldn't be compelled to do anything. I would delete this from the paragraph.

>He examined her mouth, a few teeth were knocked out. He grabbed a towel from the cupboard and tried his best to soak up as much of the flowing blood from her face. Seeing as how she didn’t squirm when he placed the rag on her face, she was either unconscious or five minutes away from death, and Emeric wasn’t exactly sure which was more apparent.
Check to make sure you aren't repeating yourself in your prose, at least if you don't intend to. Certain details can be assumed by the reader, so it's beneficial to cut to improve flow.
Her jaws were missing a number of teeth on inspection. Emeric grabbed a towel from the cupboard to soak up as much blood as he could. Seeing as how she didn’t squirm when he placed the rag on her face, she was either unconscious or five minutes away from death.

Good start if you're new to writing.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 02:20:11 No. 4016

>>4012
I'll check it out tomorrow.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 02:47:47 No. 4018

>>4015
I'm less concerned with the syntax and more with the content and ideas. Because like I said earlier, I wrote this in a pretty short amount of time and I haven't really took the time to polish it yet. I probably should've made that more apparent. Sorry.
>Good start if you're new to writing.
I'm not haha but thanks for the feedback.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 10:03:51 No. 4019

>>4014
been looking for an app that works on furchan, I have dashchan for most things but I haven't found an update that works here, what app is everyone using?

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 15:19:59 No. 4020

>>4019
dude, I've linked it on this thread three times now
go to the post on >>3900
download the furchan extension

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 17:55:59 No. 4021

>>4020
ok, I try not to be obtuse, but give me some credit, that was like one tiny post in a thread with thousands of them

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 18:16:36 No. 4022

>>4021
you're good, I figured the people asking were the same guy but it seems like you're new
hope it works out and you can post images reliably

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:05:34 No. 4024

>>4018
That wasn't meant to be condescending, it's an interesting start to the story. If you're asking me where it should go, maybe have the wolfu be more skittish when she wakes up? If human culture is anti-anthro, it would be good to have her very slow to trust Emeric. What time period is this supposed to take place in by the way?

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:08:48 No. 4025

>>4009
I am wondering why the soldiers would run off that suddenly if they are so indaddyously uncaring about the consequences for messing with the islanders. Perhaps something to do with why the anthro was on the island at all, but if it were a secret that's even less reason to run off and leave the evidence. Curious.

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:11:52 No. 4027

>>4025
WTF sort of word filter is creating "indaddyously"?
i n f a m o u s l y
daddyous

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:16:54 No. 4028

i n f a m o u s l y == indaddyously

Anonymous 08/05/2021 (Thu) 19:21:58 No. 4029

>>4027
>>4028
It's a filter on f.a.m. It filters to senpai on 4chan. desu